The Japanese have been laughing at us all along for all the crap they convince us to do and eat. And I have proof! Just watch this video…
Category: Funny
The Best Husband
Thanks to Shasta Bob for this one…
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat it’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$60,000”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing…the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
Con Artist Gets Conned
She managed to dupe 10 people out of more than $2 million before losing it all in a Nigerian scam. Priceless.
I’m Going Straight To Hell
Because in all the hoopla around the Terry Schiavo death, I laughed at this.
But really, the whole mess was taken so out of proportion, and politicians on both sides of the political spectrum were trying to use this whole thing as leverage for their own gain. There were so many lies that were spread around about the whole thing that it was just ridiculous. And the media coverage on this, when there were other big events going on around the world, was just asinine. Nevermind that there was an earthquake that killed a couple thousand, the networks just cared about ratings.
One important lesson came about in all this: Make sure you have a living will. If I ever create one, I’m going to make sure it reads something like this.
Adventures with Scientologists
You can tell a lot about the former owner of your home by the mail you get for that owner. Me, I get NRA and tool catalogs for the previous owner of my home. The previous occupant of this guy’s home was a Scientologist, and he got some weird letters. So he decided to have a bit of fun with them.
Lost In Translation
What happens when an American DVD is pirated in China and the pirates try to translate? You get some really awful subtitles.
Laws of Parenting
Anybody who has kids will appreciate this (thanks Susan for this):
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.
2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.
3. Toys multiply to fill any space available.
4. The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.
5. If the shoe fits, it’s expensive.
6. The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.
7. The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.
8. Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.
Any others from parents out there?
Nude Statue Won’t Be Re-Erected
I say bring the bugger down here, and put it in one of our traffic circles here in Bend. Couldn’t be any worse than some of the odd-ball ones we already have (that Phoenix at the 14th and Galveston intersection is ugly). Thanks Cheryl for the link.
Unsolicited Commercial Love Story
One man’s mission (with help from around the world) to find out who the girl is that he keeps seeing in all the spam and pop ups around the Web. Hilarious read, and amazing what kind of exposure modeling for a stock photo agency will get you.