Category: Funny

I’ve always wanted to do this to my junk mail, but never have had the guts.

Somebody wasn’t thinking too clearly when they designed these things.

…but a March of Quarters would have cured it 150% faster.

That’s the premise behind the online serial that Dan Johnson’s writing entitled The Chronicles of Charlie. I haven’t had a chance to read through all the episodes, but it looks like it could be fairly entertaining.

The other reason I’m linking to him? Because the guy sent me a hilarious flame mail template:

Your [political belief] is totally, completely wrong. What the hell are you thinking? The only people who believe [belief] are (troglodytes/out-there lunatics) who want to impose their [belief] on the rest of us normal Americans.

As you can see from this [unattributed web article/blog entry from some guy on the upper peninsula of Michigan] , every single thing about [belief] is wrong. In addition, [some white-power guy/total whackjob anarchist] also references something that might be construed as [belief] in this post on [random messageboard at whitepower.com/the Democratic Underground/WinMX file-transfer discusion group]. Do you really want to be associated with this kind of person, you facist anarchist useless uneducated pile of festering dingleberry?

We could only be so lucky.

(more…)

…then getting rejected.

Thank you for your interest in www.lettersofrejection.com. In this site you will find the end result of hard work, great communication skills, vast amounts of experience, or top notch education. Complete and total REJECTION!

This site is full of hilarious prank e-mails that have been sent to various organizations, but damn it needs an RSS feed so that I keep up on new stuff. I just killed a good chunk of my afternoon reading through the site while I was waiting for a crapload of print jobs to come out of the printer. Fun stuff and thanks anospan for the time-waster.

I can only imagine what Hallmark would do for this holiday:

Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil’s conservative Northeast – until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.

Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.

I’m sure after making the declaration, the mayor plopped himself on his bed, smoked a cigarette and stared at the ceiling for a while. Thanks Barn for the link and joke.