I can only imagine what Hallmark would do for this holiday:
Sex rarely makes the news in Brazil’s conservative Northeast – until a small town declared an official Orgasm Day on Monday.
Espertantina Mayor Felipe Santolia endorsed the May 9 holiday, which he said was intended to improve relationships between married couples.
I’m sure after making the declaration, the mayor plopped himself on his bed, smoked a cigarette and stared at the ceiling for a while. Thanks Barn for the link and joke.