What happens when you set your IM profile to “sexy girl” and then route your chat requests to other folks who are attempting to chat with ladies? You get some really messed up folks who, even after realizing they’re chatting with a guy, still talk dirty.
Category: Funny
Fun Flash Game For The Day
Nothing like a off-the-wall, weird little flash game to kill off your work day.
Another Reason Cats Hate People
I mentioned before one of the reasons, but I think I found another. Thanks kadyet for the link.
Pranking The Newspapers
If you want a fun read, check out all the stunts this guy has pulled at the expense of his local paper.
Dirty Clipart
No, I’m not the one that thought of this, but does anybody else think this Microsoft clipart icon is a bit …. um …. naughty?
Cooking With Irons
I’m bookmarking this as you never know when your oven or cooktop is out and you’ll have to cook a full breakfast with an iron.
Bad Joke For The Day
What’s President George W. Bush’s position on Roe vs. Wade?
He doesn’t care how people get out of New Orleans.
Yes, I know I’m going straight to hell for laughing at that one.
UtterlyBoring.com Gets New York Times Mention thanks to AOL Idiots
Morons who subscribe to AOL have made this site (sort of) famous. Over two years ago I posted a simple, quick little link about how a guy canceled his AOL account in 3 minutes. Nothing really exciting about the link, really, but for some reason the entry got listed well on Google (as well as this search), so people are coming to the page, thinking that by posting a comment on my site, I can somehow cancel their AOL account (even to the point where some idiots were posting usernames, password, credit card numbers, etc…). In a later entry about cancelling AOL, I’m also getting some odd-ball comments.
So far, I’ve left the comments on the entry open, and while a few commenters have found it hilarious, most of the 150+ comments are from AOLers wanting to cancel their AOL account. I’m almost considering starting a service where I’ll cancel their AOL service for a small fee (So for $50, I’ll just call AOL and deal with ’em for you).
That entry, obviously, has been mentioned on a couple blogs, and now comments from it have shown up in a New York Times article (mirrored on the IHT site).
And to think the only reason I found that article was because I was looking for the source for this forward sent to me by Barney:
As reported last week in the NYTimes:
Guy tried for better part of a week to cancel AOL. He talked to six or seven different people on six different days. Each time he was thwarted by what is apparently an AOL plot that make it next-to-impossible to cancel the service, as the representatives pretend to be concerned about you and your reasons for cancellation and give you soothing chat and reasons to continue AOL service.
Finally, weary of the runaround, he went into a “chat room” and started threatening to kill people in the room.
His AOL account was cancelled in under three minutes.
I’ll be sure to update the original AOL post with a link to this entry, in case somebody there actually reads the entry copy before commenting.
Really Bad Blogs
OK, first off these guys sent me a press release that was a bit spam-like, but I wouldn’t have posted it here if it wasn’t a remotely entertaining site. I’ll just copy the first paragraph of their press release (mostly because I’m too tired to think up something witty):
Since its launch on August 5, 2005, Shitty Blogs has reviewed over 15 really boring, stupid, and ugly blogs, attracting more than 1,500 unique visitors and quickly becoming a destination for those tired of the mundane swamp of blogs. The past month also introduced the addition of guest political commentaries, starting with critiques of Michelle Malkin and Barbra Streisand. Shitty Blogs celebrates these recent successes, and plans to continue having fun making fun of blogs while entertaining its growing audience of jaded readers.
Hilarious Sketch Comedy
Got a link to these guys from BBspot and their videos and sketches are a riot.