Category: Funny

It can only function for about six minutes, but man, that thing is sweet.

…and other weapons that don’t exist but should.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the president exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, “Just how many is a brazillion?”

Thanks Barn for the joke.

And then make sure you turn up the sound so when they click on it they get the crap scared out of them.

Get yourself a penguin.

(Yes, it’s a joke, folks.)

Sun Microsystems new ads are hilarious, but don’t think that Dell is sitting there waiting to respond — they already have.

Oregon State University is going to use tiny cell phones to track bird migration patterns. Thanks Mike for the link (and headline).

Nothing like a little R-rated Nintendogs modifications.

Until somebody had to chime in and ruin it all by saying that the bird wasn’t actually trying to help the dying bird, but was trying to have sex with it.

But since he’s the President of the United States, when he needs to go to the bathroom, a photographer is right there. Thanks Barn for the link.