Sadly, I seriously doubt any man would consent to having his winky glued to his abdomen as well as having his butt cheeks glued together. You know that had to hurt. Thanks Barn for the link.
Category: Funny
That’s a Lot Of Underwear
Read the first sentence of this story very carefully:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Quaker Maid Meats Inc. on Tuesday said it would voluntarily recall 94,400 pounds of frozen ground beef panties that may be contaminated with E. coli.
Thanks Cheryl for that.
Glad I Didn’t Have These Kinds Of Trick Or Treaters
I had a fairly uneventful Halloween this year (minus my garbage can getting knocked over by the wind, spreading five bags worth of garbage all over my driveway). Only one person called me on my pickled asparagus, and I had just walked in the door from work (I worked until 6:30 that night) and hadn’t a chance to get it ready (David, the asparagus will be on your doorstep by the end of the week). Otherwise, my brother in law just gave out candy to the kids until about 6:15 or so, we turned off the lights outside, and called it a night. Nothing really exciting.
But I do think that if I ever were to be an obnoxious teenager on Halloween, I am going to start walking around with my wife’s trombone so I can wreak some serious havoc.
Yoda’s Bustin’ a Move #2
I mentioned yesterday a well-done video of Yoda chilling with his homies, but I think Yoda doing a cover of Britney Spears’ “Opps I Did It Again” was even more entertaining (I really need to quit dinking around Google Video).
Changes in Lord Of The Rings: George Lucas Edition
If George Lucas were to remake the Lord Of The Rings movie trilogy, I wouldn’t be surprised to see these changes.
How To Sell A Bulldozer
If you’re a programmer at Yahoo! and have a bit of time your hands and an company-wide e-mail list, this is how you sell a bulldozer.
Journalistic Sensationalism At Its Finest
I missed this as I don’t watch the Today Show, but a few mornings ago (Friday, apparently), Michelle Kosinski, reporting on location about the floods in New Jersey. Kosinski was canoeing in what looked to be in deep water but as the segment went on, two workers walked right in front of her in what looked to be about three or four inches of water. Priceless video here and other story links if that one dies.
I’m just glad that Katie Couric and Matter Lauer laughed about the whole thing.
The Child Left Behind
What if George W. had a third daughter he’s been hiding all these years because she’s a Democrat? Watch the brilliant video here.
PETA Should Be Furious
I mean, come one — somebody has to protect the squirrels from this needless torture.
(OK, so maybe no squirrels were harmed during the above video, but I’m sure they were back when I posted that squirrel launcher. Or when folks were dressing the things up.)
How The Movie Should Have Ended
I’ve had my opinions about how some movies should have ended, but here are some animations of alternate endings for Braveheart, Seven, Episode IV, and more.