“Her lawyers say the act was consensual.”

Sadly, I seriously doubt any man would consent to having his winky glued to his abdomen as well as having his butt cheeks glued together. You know that had to hurt. Thanks Barn for the link.

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pantasaur says:

i hate potatoes!!!!!!

pantasaur says:

another comment!!!! miggidy!

pantasaur says:

scat singing section time! shoobadeebopadeeqooooooooooqoqqooqoqoqoqjopewaoisfhiouan bflaz vgr

pantasaur says:

once upon a time there was a chap clack whack nack. the saliva dripping down his cheek aquiesced the sounds of bukkets and cascading limbs in the blood-stained backdrop. the camera pans, showing a dramatic overlook of a newly enveloped princess, her crimson pantomimes encrusted with echoing gelatin.