Here are crapload of people at a Keizer baseball game playing “Taking Me Out To The Ball Game” on their kazoos, in an attempt to break a world record:
Category: Funny
What If “Office Space” Was A Drama
Its trailer might look something like this:
If I Needed A Lawyer In Colorado
I’d hire this guy in a heartbeat:
Kevin, a Shareholder practicing in Otten Johnson’s real estate group, was raised by penguins following a childhood boating accident. He graduated magna cum laude from Colby College, where he learned that not all issues can be reduced to black or white. He received his law degree from Boston University, which he attended on a full football scholarship through an administrative error. Thereafter, he worked for four years as an associate at a large law firm in New York, where he once rode an elevator to the top of the Empire State Building. He lectures frequently to his children on a variety of subjects. He enjoys swimming and fishing, despite the painful memories.
To Make You Smile
If you have kids, you’ll just love watching the kids laugh their little heads off in this video.
For those who say “That’s child abuse!” I say shut up — he’s playing and interacting with his kids (which sadly a LOT of parents don’t do anymore) and they wouldn’t be laughing if they were hurt or not having fun. Sheltering kids with no physical play only leads to messed up kids.
But the best part at the end was (I’m assuming) the older brother: “It’s alright! You’re supposed to bleed a little bit on the Slip ‘n’ Slide!”
Minesweeper: The Movie
Anybody who started playing Minesweeper back in the Windows 3.1 days (and spent far too much time trying to complete the large board) will totally appreciate this:
I’m A Percussionist…
…and there’s a reason I love playing the crash cymbals: They’re great for scaring the crap out of people.
I wish I’d have thought of that.
More Of Bill O’Reilly, The Nut Job
Just a couple of random Bill O’Reilly videos I came across (and we all know how I feel about the guy). Videos after the jump…
An Open Letter To Subway
I’m glad to hear that I’m not the only one that gets annoyed by this. I know these guys get paid minimum wage, but there is a right way and a wrong way of laying out cheese on a sandwich:
Need A Roommate?
A local is looking for a roommate, and she sounds like a dream (and I’m quoting it here in case it ever disappears from the interweb):
I’m looking to score a room for rent with people that are not going to bitch and complain that I drink cheap beer on Tuesdays (not much of a partier, but am an alcoholic-ish), leave coffee cups in the sink every morning and will wash the dishes when there are enough to make it worth getting my hands wet, kick my shoes off by the door and eat meat at least once a week. I smoke- outside. I graduated from the DARE program, abide by most state and federal laws (well, the one’s I agree with anyway) and am certified in First Aid and CPR.
I’m 27 (today actually), am female, and I have a very stable, professional career that allows me the freedom to sit at my desk at post Craigslist ads. It’s probably best if you’re not one of those people that require a credit check, cause I won’t pass- but I do pay my rent and utilities on time, and really- you shouldn’t fucking care if I don’t pay the rest of my bills- cause it nacho business anyway.
I don’t mind animals unless they shit in my shoes. I don’t want to live with kids…if I did I would have some. I say fuck a lot- and this shouldn’t bother you. Sometimes when I go to the bar, I bring random strangers home- but make sure that they’re drunk enough so they can’t remember how to get back. Oh, I’d rather not live with girls. So if you’re a girl- I probably won’t be interested unless you’re just really cool and can make me popular.
$$$: Do not expect me to pay a buttload for a dinky little room. Unless you plan of feeding me- be fair!
Anything else you’d like to know is just a question away- so shoot.
Thanks to that Baker city chick for the link.
The 500 Mile E-Mail Limit
You have to really be a geek to appreciate this story.