Category: Funny

Coder vs. Photoshop

So there’s a little piece of code from an image viewer for Mac OS X that is probably one of the best commented rants against a file format I’ve seen in a long time (and the fact that it’s against the Photoshop file format makes me life, since I work in that format every day). Observe (in case he changes his code):

At this point, I’d like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD format. PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD is an abysmal format. Having worked on this code for several weeks now, my hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns. If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in different places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would think of, and do those too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide that *these* particular chunks should be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement should *not* be included in the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned, or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included. Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD, of course, uses all three, and more. Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format. Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this, I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them consider sending me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or other, probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this process so difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having created this abomination. I was naturally not gullible enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire. Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch them on a spaceship directly into the sun. PSD is not my favourite file format.

While I’m Not Doing Anything On Twitter…

I was still on there before Oprah. Who were you on twitter before (I’m sure everybody was on there before me)?

Laziness Prevails!

OK, I’ll admit: I’m stealing every one of these links, headlines and some of the descriptions from past b3ta newsletters that I’ve just now gotten around to reading. I’m nursing a cold that’s kicking my butt (and the heat outside isn’t helping), so here’s to being lazy and stealing content (seriously, though, the b3ta newsletter, and the site in generally, is hilarious — go read it).

Bandwidth Suck Time

Time to dump some videos (all after the jump — and there are quite a few of them):

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Oprah Is On Twitter

And leave it to Shaq to tell her what’s up.

I’ve Found My Spiritual Guide

Your Own Personal Soundtrack

No, this is NOT an April Fools Joke. You can now have your own personal soundtrack, thanks to this t-shirt:

I’ve always wanted to be like the guy in this commercial with my own musical accompaniment, and now I can!

Internet Jackass Day Is Here

First off, don’t believe anything you see on the Web on April 1, as there’s it’s going to be hard to believe anything. I had planned a pretty good April Fool’s Joke for this and Bend Blogs, but didn’t have time to implement anything.

That being said, you can keep track of the tomfoolery here, which will be updated throughout the day, though Zug‘s prank on both Harvard and MIT to see who has the best sense of humor was pretty well played.

Update on 4/1: TechCrunch has a good summary of the day.

It’s April 1st Somewhere

And the April fools jokes are already hitting the Web, like this one detailing Internet Explorer 8.1’s new features.

OK, I Guess There’s One Redeeming Quality About Twitter

It’s full of porn stars.

Nevermind, there’s nothing redeeming.