I never did see T3, but after looking at these comparisons between the two movies, I don’t think I’ll bother since they basically look the same.
Category: Funny
You Can’t Please Everybody
There are great products, albums and books on Amazon that will please 99% of the people out there. It’s the other one percent that are worth reading.
Mr. Thomas can finally move to The Bahamas and open up a moped lot…
…as it looks like his dealership isn’t going to sell Chryslers anymore (if you don’t get the joke in the headline you’re obviously not local nor listen to local radio).
TS&S still sells Subarus here in Bend (they used to sell Hyundai’s, too, but that’s now a Jim Smolich thing) so they’ll still be around focusing on Subarus — which seem to be really popular around here, so I’m sure they’ll be fine. I’d just have any repair work done somewhere else.
This Is So Wrong
Helen Keller is on twitter. And I’m going straight to hell for laughing.
“west philadelphia born and raised on the plane now where i spent most mondays”
What happens when you throw random audio at Google Voice’s transcription service? You get some really funny translations, with my favorite being how it translates The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme, with somebody brilliantly setting it to music (probably the funniest thing I’ve seen on Redit). Howard Beale’s “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this any more!” rant comes across pretty hilariously, too
We All Have These Kinds Of Photos At Home
But I don’t think anything I have at home or at my parent’s home is nearly as bad as anything on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.
If A Cop Would’ve Caught Him…
…Ferris Bueller would’ve been in a heap of trouble.
Better Infomercials
While most infomercials are annoying and wouldn’t make me want to buy the product they’re pitching, if I were to see this on some random cable channel at 3AM, I’d probably buy it:
Your Signal’s Broken
It’s not that folks don’t know how to use their turn signals, it’s just that none of them work. Maybe it’s Bend’s altitude.