Category: Funny

Which Terminator Was It? T2 or T3?

I never did see T3, but after looking at these comparisons between the two movies, I don’t think I’ll bother since they basically look the same.

You Can’t Please Everybody

There are great products, albums and books on Amazon that will please 99% of the people out there. It’s the other one percent that are worth reading.

Mr. Thomas can finally move to The Bahamas and open up a moped lot…

…as it looks like his dealership isn’t going to sell Chryslers anymore (if you don’t get the joke in the headline you’re obviously not local nor listen to local radio).

TS&S still sells Subarus here in Bend (they used to sell Hyundai’s, too, but that’s now a Jim Smolich thing) so they’ll still be around focusing on Subarus — which seem to be really popular around here, so I’m sure they’ll be fine. I’d just have any repair work done somewhere else.

This Is So Wrong

Helen Keller is on twitter. And I’m going straight to hell for laughing.

“west philadelphia born and raised on the plane now where i spent most mondays”

What happens when you throw random audio at Google Voice’s transcription service? You get some really funny translations, with my favorite being how it translates The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme, with somebody brilliantly setting it to music (probably the funniest thing I’ve seen on Redit). Howard Beale’s “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this any more!” rant comes across pretty hilariously, too

We All Have These Kinds Of Photos At Home

But I don’t think anything I have at home or at my parent’s home is nearly as bad as anything on AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com.

If A Cop Would’ve Caught Him…

Better Infomercials

While most infomercials are annoying and wouldn’t make me want to buy the product they’re pitching, if I were to see this on some random cable channel at 3AM, I’d probably buy it:

Do You Have Pig Flu?

Your Signal’s Broken

It’s not that folks don’t know how to use their turn signals, it’s just that none of them work. Maybe it’s Bend’s altitude.