Good tips for keeping things civil:
Category: Funny
Bill O’Reilly Is Nuts
Seriously, the guy needs to find something better to do with his time. As many have said before, the guy is just crazy and wrong:
That’s One Rude Monkey
Don’t let its cuteness fool you…
Glad To Hear I’m Not The Only One
I thought I was nuts that I had this dream, but I’m not alone
Extreme Sheepherding
This is awesome, and these guys have obviously way too much time on their hands:
You Thought You Had It Bad?
You have nothing on some of the stories at F*** My Life. Observe:
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her “Edward”. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her “Twilight” book. She was talking about a fictional vampire.
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Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years.
But sometimes, the folks had it coming…
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said “I believe in you, -Mom.”
All in all, a great site to kill off an evening of reading.
Thanks Shale for the link.
Nothing Says Portland Like Rain, Perry Mason
If it’s noon in Portland, nearly 10% of Portlanders are watching Perry Mason. When I lived in Eugene and didn’t have cable, KPTV was one of the few channels we received over the air, and I would come home for lunch quite a bit and watch it with my wife. Glad to know I’m not the only one (it was either that, or some lame soap-opera or cheesy Judge Judy-type of show).
But the best part of the article is this user comment:
I watched Perry Mason alot and still do on occasion. Thanks to Perry Mason, I went to 2 year college.
One lunch hour, shortly after graduating from high school, I was watching Perry and a commercial came on for a 2 year tech college.
Perry saved me from choosing an old Spitfire or Fiat over higher education. As a result, I make a living wage in a liberal area instead of living with my parents in a town where I could not define myself.
Thanks Perry! (and KPTV)
Link via Obscure Store.
Is This How The World Really Thinks We Sound?
Here are 10 videos of non-Americans speaking what they think are American accents.
Call Me Ishmael
So a whale carcass washed on the Oregon Coast earlier this week and was subsequently buried on the beach, but I really was hoping that considering Oregon’s history with dead whales, they would’ve disposed of it another way. This generation needs a good blubber explosion.
March (And April, May and June) Madness Is Coming
What if the NCAA tournament was expanded to 4,096 teams? Might make the pick ’em interesting (and really long).
I love how they did this video to look just like ESPN’s Sportscenter Hot Seat segment. Nicely done, Onion.