Just ask David Lynch (NSFW language):
Category: Funny
Links For The Day
Long day at the office, but still have some good links to share.
- Six free PSD/(X)HTML Templates that are very nice.
- If I die, I want to make sure I have a final blog post written beforehand (thanks Barn for this).
- Northwestern University is getting Comp. Sci and Jcomm majors to play nice with each other (this is course work I would’ve loved to have been a part of).
- How many balloons would it take to lift a house (like in Up)? At the very least, 9.4 million.
- Somebody needs to port this Mac “virus” to the PC. (be sure to watch it in action).
- Mofuse has allowed me to create mobile/iPhone versions for both this site and Bend Blogs. Not a huge fan of outsourcing it, but since I can brand it with my URL, it’ll enable me to keep the URL should the service die. Now I just need to setup either .htaccess redirect or some PHP detection code. Will work on that…uh…sometime.
Real Life Twitter
I’ve already shared my feelings for twitter on multiple occasions. I think it’s ridiculous how people will have no problem sharing stupidly inane thoughts on there with the entire world that they will never share with the world at large. To illustrate my point:
Your Life Is Officially Over
Your parents just joined Facebook, and the results are hilarious.
Back To Business
Yesterday’s concert went well, despite me buggering up my elbow playing the bongos on a latin piece we were playing. It’s one thing to play the bongos in a jazz band, it’s another to try to play them over the top of a larger concert band — you need a lot more volume, and my elbow wasn’t handling the impact very well.
Just the same, back to business on the blog, and it’s time to clear out some links.
- So you’re in love with one of your friends, but she already has a boyfriend.
- Save time watching most of the crap that comes out of Hollywood — it’s all explosions and clevage anyway.
- CollegeHumor games the Amazon.com reviews.
- Turn of Windows Geniune Advantage with Microsoft’s help.
- I’m printing up some of these for my next meeting.
- Open Source Media Systems.
- Going back from XHTML to HTML.
- xkcd Gets A Book Deal.
- The infinite photo (possibly linked to before, but too lazy to look).
- I must be a criminal mastermind, since I use the command line all the time.
- Thank you Captain Obvious: Facebook makes you stupid.
- How cell towers work.
- Kiss the next 10 minutes goodbye fans of Diablo and Doom.
- Blue whales are big.
- How to create custom Twitter backgrounds (like I give a rip).
Quote Of The Day
Appearing on CNN today, California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked what has become a popular question, and a Democratic talking point, about his party: is Rush Limbaugh your leader?
Schwarzenegger, a former Mr. Universe and a moderate, responded thusly: “I think that they say that Rush Limbaugh is the 800 lb. gorilla in the Republican Party, but I think that’s mean spirited to say that because I think he’s down to 650 lbs., so I think one should be fair to him about this whole thing.”
Meme Scenery
What if you took all those popular videos and photos that have floated around the net over the years and removed their main subject? The remaining scenery would look like this. Can you guess which videos or photos they’re from?
What’s The Weather Look Like?
Here’s the F-ing weather (NSFW, obviously).
My Wife Needs This
A site dedicated to finding the right time to pee during movies.
Horrible Name
But fun game: Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar.