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From the Jokeaday.com mailing list.
“I’ve started referring to the proposed action against Iraq as Desert Storm 1.1, since it reminds me of a Microsoft upgrade: it’s expensive, most people aren’t sure they want it, and it probably won’t work.”
— Kevin G. Barkes
Apparently Jack Nicholson’s neighbors at his Nebraska home are taking offense to him walking around in the Buff. I don’t blame them — there’s good naked and bad naked.
It’s a joke people, mellow out…
This beats “headline goes here, sub head goes here, body goes here.”
http://www.startribune.com/stories/1757/
Snagged via NTK.
Another Star Wars fan film. It pays homage to The Princess Bride.
Its titled “Brains and Steel” and you can view it here.
Not the best saber effects I’ve seen, but they choreographed the original PB fight scene well, and all the dialog is the same.
From NTK‘s weekly-newsletter:
“In a statement to BBC News Online, eBay said it ‘never asks its users for their user ID and password’…”
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/2564725.stm)
…which can make logging in a bit tricky
From Ruminate.com:
To my reckoning, the only thing worse than being sold into slavery is being sold into slavery at a deep discount, priced to move. Man, that’s *gotta* suck.
Can you tell the difference between a man and a woman’s nose? It’s tougher than it looks. Found via b3ta.
From Ruminate.com:
Let’s see, which would be easier: Losing 40 pounds by strict dieting and exercise or gaining 60 pounds to qualify for a gastric bypass?