Category: Funny

This is today’s Non Sequitur, one of my favorite comics.

Update: This wide of an image really futzes up my layout, so if you want to see this funny cartoon, save the image to your hard drive (hint: use the right mouse button).

Obviously, this site is satirical with the sole purpose of making PETA mad, but I still laughed my a** off. Pets Or Food.com specializes in getting exotic animals on to your dinner table. On the list are animals like the Koala, Dodo Bird, Bald Eagle, Spotted Owl, Hamsters, Dogs, Cats, etc… . This guy has WAY too much time on his hands, and a really morbid sense of humor. But I still laughed.

If you’re trying to convince your significant other to get breast-implants, just tell her it could save her life.

OK, I kid you not. This guy’s name is Jack Ass and he’s suing Viacom for defamation of character for their MTV show, Jackass. Sadly, this guy had his named changed to Jack Ass. Man, he certainly fits his name. Here is the Full Story from Reuters, and full court filings so you know I’m not making this up.

He’s also a really crappy musician. David Hasselhoff, of Baywatch fame, has a CD. And the reviews are priceless (all 500 of ’em). They’re all fake, obviously, but if you have an hour or five to kill, you will roll off your chair reading them.

The above quote was from a new calendar that features mornic quotes from GW Bush — a new one for every day of the year. But Trent Lott and Bush aren’t the only politicians that have said really stupid things. Click for an entire article of them.

Thanks to Lott, all the folks down under think we’re a bunch of racists. Granted, most of those old, gray-haired politicions probably are, a good chunk of us aren’t. Yes, there’s still a racism and bigotry problem in this country (and everywhere, for that manner), but it is (slowly) getting better.

Along the same vein as Female or Shemale, is it an Arse or an Elbow?

I only got 8 out of 14. Luckily I did better on the Female/Shemale quiz!

EDIT (by Jake): Gregg’s a dork, as I already posted this. He’s cut off from the brew from now on

From NTK: The banner ad on this article would probably be even less appropriate in a sky-scraper format.

From Ruminate.com:

My dumb brother says life is all about compassion, wisdom and love for our fellow man. What an idiot! Life is about peace and understanding and building a world full of friendship for all mankind. Dumbass.

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I used to be scared of dogs. Then I realized that dogs are just as scared of me as I am of them; they just show it differently. They show it by barking and snapping at me, and I show it by soiling myself.

H. Bruce Miller is a columnist for a local community site, Bend.com (he was a former Bulletin columnist, I remember). He recently wrote a hillarious column, translating the 12,000-page UN report on Iraq into language George W. Bush can understand: Dr. Suess.

Full Column Here.

A sample:

I am Saddam.

Saddam I am.

I am the ruler of Iraq,

The country that you would attack.

You are Bush.

Bush you are.

The fame of you has spread afar.