Category: Funny

My friend Andrei (PHP God) sent me this funny quiz. It might be a good idea to run through it gentlemen, especially if you’re in the dating pool.

http://www.top-greetings.com/G.py?P=/art/447/

I’m sitting here waiting for my twinky laptop to chunk away at a batch process in Photoshop, so I’ll use my other computer to post some fun stuff from Fark:

Somebody screwed up. This guy has a 2 gig/month cap on his broadband connection. Well, he used roughly 100 times that, and now owes $16,000 or so.

From NTK:

http://www.ntk.net/2002/12/06/dohtemp.gif.

And another from NTK, gotta love it when the wrong site’s description and title gets thrown on top of your lingerie ad:

http://www.ntk.net/2002/12/06/dohbras.gif

From Ruminate.com:

I don’t like the idea of killing any of God’s creatures, so when I clean my bathroom with Lysol, I dilute it. That way, the germs don’t die, they just stumble around and throw up and stuff.

From Ruminate.com:

According to “Star Trek,” Americans will continue to be the heroic leaders in charge of the bravest international forces until the 24th century, when command of the Enterprise goes to some bald French guy. And that, my friend, is how we know it’s science *fiction*.

Can’t afford to purchase Eminem’s former house? Then how about a picture of a cat looking at the auction for Eminem’s house?

Update: No more comments are allowed on this entry because of the idiots trolls and the morons who think I’m somehow a good friend of Mr. Mathers, and because there are just too many idiots posting asinine “I love you Eminem!” rants. And the comments were getting nasty. I don’t mind the occassional swear word now and again, but keep it in context and sort of tasteful. The comments have all been deleted, discussion closed.

This is linked on dang near every site out there, so I figured I’d link to it, too. Can you tell a backside from an elbow?

It’s taken a while for experts to finally be able to figure out how to open a digitally stored time capsule from the 80s BBC Domesday project. Took them several years, and instead of getting the old computer system that stored it running, they developed a software emulator that acts like the old computer. That’s one way to do it, I guess. Full Story

From Ruminate.com‘s archives:

While I’m fully aware that money can’t buy happiness, I wouldn’t mind being known as “the melancholy guy who drives the red Lamborghini Diablo.”