Category: Funny

Go here: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1942839616 and look at the product image very closely.

This is why you don’t take photos of other objects when you’re naked.

If you’ve ever felt like your freedoms have been tampered with because of airport security, Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller fame) has a great story about how he was frisked at Las Vegas’ Airport.

Kevin Mitnick was arrested 8 years ago, and that was the last time he was on the Web. The notorious hacker spent five years in federal prison for various crimes. Upon gaining his freedom in January of 2000, Mitnick’s probation forbade him from connecting to the Internet or sending e-mail, although he was allowed to use unconnected computers, cell phones and his ham radio under the strict supervision of his parole officer. Travel and employment were also scrutinized.

Mitnick’s parole expired at midnight, Jan. 20. He partied, and then the next day joined the crew on the TechTV show Screen Savers with a live Web and TV audience watching to see where he went first once he got on the Web. So where does he go on this momentous occasion? Apparently the first place he went was his girlfriend’s blog so he could see what she was saying about him. Go figure. Full story on Wired.

A picture of the occasion was posted on Wired’s site as well. Well, the Farkers got ahold of the picture, and Photoshopped the living heck out of it. Hilarity ensued.

A great Daily Northwestern column about an apartment dweller who’s bothered by her neighbor’s loud sex. I just love this quote:

Dear neighbors: I’m not sure who you are or which apartment you live in, but I know you, and I’m sure you will be able to recognize yourselves by this description. You’re the people who started having very loud sex at 1:48 this morning and did not finish until 2:27. While your stamina is to be commended, I still am hoping that your genitalia turns blue and falls off so as to prevent any repeat performances.

Because when I say loud, I don’t mean I heard a few moans and inferred that a bit of the old “in-and-out” was going on. No, by loud I mean porno-style screaming, just-got-out-of-prison-and-haven’t-seen-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex-in-two-years boinking.

And it only gets better from there. Funny stuff.

What Chicago police thought was more than $660,000 worth of dope in a pickup truck last month turned out to be hay from a Roman Catholic church’s nativity scene. Click here for full story. Link from Obscure Store.

From b3ta. Set this page as the start page on someone’s computer, and watch the mad panic ensue.

You may have heard about the Harry Potter-stamped ecstacy pills, and obviously the dealers are trying to sell these to kids, which is sad, but what is funny is how the BBC graphics department (who I’ve mentioned before) never can put an appropriate picture on a serious article. These pills are not just for kids though expressions in 2nd picture imply of this article that these kids have already found the pills.

Another from NTK. Obviously the BBC news graphics team didn’t know what to do with this story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/2680955.stm

From NTK, the Starbridge English Academy. Just don’t try to learn english by reading their site, as quite a few words are misspelled.

More from Ruminate.com:

“Women are hard to figure out. They love lingerie and they love garage sales, but they don’t seem to like getting garage-sale lingerie as a gift.”

“Life is too short not to enjoy the benefits of self-destructive behavior.”

“The former Soviet Union has a state of Georgia like the USA does. I wonder if they also made a movie called “Deliverance,” and if they did, did they have an actor whose line was, “Squeal like a pig, Comrade! Squeal like the Capitalist pig you are!!” I would sure hope so.”