More from Ruminate.com:
“Women are hard to figure out. They love lingerie and they love garage sales, but they don’t seem to like getting garage-sale lingerie as a gift.”
“Life is too short not to enjoy the benefits of self-destructive behavior.”
“The former Soviet Union has a state of Georgia like the USA does. I wonder if they also made a movie called “Deliverance,” and if they did, did they have an actor whose line was, “Squeal like a pig, Comrade! Squeal like the Capitalist pig you are!!” I would sure hope so.”