Category: Funny

But if your prices are low enough, things might work out.

While Google News is arguably the best headline aggregator, it sometimes screws up when it tries to decide which news belongs together. Like this example from NTK

I hope that if somebody decides to do this in one of our homes, they’re as curtious as these folks (from Obscure Store):

So they wouldn’t ruin the bed mattress at the Days Inn, the two laid down on the floor atop a blanket and pillows. They left a note apologizing for any inconvenience they might have caused in the hotel, and wrote a $200 check for clean-up.

OK, I won’t get into what I feel about the protesters who are clogging city streets around the country, making it dang near impossible for life to function if you have to drive through one of those places. But I just found this story from Obscure Store very funny:

Jody Mason padlocked himself to an entrance of the Washington State Grange building, thinking it was a sub-office of the U.S. Department of Energy. The Grange is a nonprofit, nonpartisan group that advocates for residents in rural areas. “I don’t think that’s ever happened before,” says the Grange communications director.

Update: He was arrested once he did get to the right building.

Now that war has, for all intents and purposes, officially started, there’s no time like the present to have a bit of humor about the whole thing. The government’s Ready.gov site is full of oh-so-useful tips to make sure we’re prepared for chaos. But the best part is that the little signs on thier could be taken a ton of different ways. Click on “More” to see our take (sent to me by a buddy of mine — if anybody knows the original source, e-mail me). Update: Found the source for this.

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After watching American Idol for a bit here tonight, and two singers sang a song from “The Wiz.” I’d never even remotely heard of this movie, so I head over to IMDb and look what I find. The cast? Diana Ross as Dorthy, Michael Jackson as the Scarecrow, Richard Pryor as “The Wiz.” The plot outline? “An Afro-American adaption of the Wizard of Oz.”

Thanks, but I’ll pass.

Especially if you spend it on power tools. Just make sure your wife doesn’t get a hold of the tools, or she’ll do some nasty damage to your toys.

…don’t do it from a text-based browser, which will show you want the person who designed the page REALLY wanted you to know.

Is a Lego book: http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1566868351/ (from NTK)

What a wild game. After this season, I really hope The Lukes stick around for another season, as no matter how good they do this year, next year will only be better.