Category: Funny

This has absolutely no useful purpose, but still shows that given freely available toys and a bit of free time, geeks will do just about anything just to try it.

Well, according to my referrer logs, they find it (or at least somebody did) by searching for “streaker avi OR mpg OR mpeg OR mov”, “three vaginas kangaroo“, headline aggregator gay“, or “apple use intel” on Google. Weird…

Ken sent me this.

http://happytreefriends.com/

No nudity, or swearing, but plenty of hardcore cartoon violence.

Oh, and you’ll need Flash installed.

Put them on a plane and send them to Texas. Only in Miami. Link via Dave Barry.

This has to be the funniest news ever. Experts say a reported UFO sighting in Norway was probably an electrocuted cat. Link via 3bruces.

From Obscure Store:

Alderman Pat Stoner says about 40 of his 150 campaign signs have been stolen in the past month. During the last election, his high school-aged stepdaughter explained the rash of sign thefts: “She came home one day and said, ‘I think I know what’s been happening to your signs,'” says Stoner. “She saw them in kids’ lockers at school.”

Full Story.

From Ruminate.com:

So, now she thinks I’m a “typical, insensitive male.” Who knew that you’re not supposed to use your feet to give a foot massage?

Since beef is “What’s for Dinner” and pork is the “Other White Meat,” I think the poultry industry should trademark “Chicken: What Everything Exotic or Visually Off-Putting Ultimately Tastes Like — Only Cheaper!”

By devoting years of my life to sitting quietly by myself, I’ve finally become one with the world, if by “world” we mean several hundred bags of corn chips and this couch. I’m also content to just “be” with the remote, but that’s icing on the cake.

If you really love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, chain it to a pipe in the basement, because you don’t want to take a chance like that twice.

I bet Yoda wouldn’t have talked backwards all the time if it weren’t for Frank Oz’s hand up his ass.

My girlfriend must be pretty impressed with my member, because every night she covers it in relish. That’s quite a condiment, huh?

Optimus Prime, heroic leader of the Autobots, is on his way to help the US military in Iraq.

http://wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=3828

“Optimus Prime is heading out to the Middle East with his guard unit on Wednesday to provide fire protection for airfields under combat.”

It was all a fundraiser to help their school. Amazing.

Apparently on at least one server, so says Netcraft (which does, obviously, guess wrong now and again). Figures it would be something those Brits would do.