Spend your wife’s breast implant money, and bad things happen

Especially if you spend it on power tools. Just make sure your wife doesn’t get a hold of the tools, or she’ll do some nasty damage to your toys.

Comments

Kelli says:

Chainsaw my ASS… I guess if that guy wants to pretend it was his wife, I suppose not everyone would realize what happened to that plane. But that’s a classic, textbook example of prop strike. Either that plane taxied into someone else, or someone else taxied into it, but either way, that perfectly symmetrical vertical slicing is from another airplane’s propeller chewing its way along his fuselage. One of a kind conversational piece ALSO my ass. This actually happens more often that you’d think. Especially when mechanics are behind the wheel…

Indeed says:

I’d say, yup to that objection. My wife’s quite a woman, but she couldn’t hold the saw up that high long enough to do that 😀