Category: Funny

Target employees changed the baby’s diaper and another employee fed her with a bottle that the father left behind in a baby bag. He ran out of the place while being questioned about shoplifting. Full Story.

From Ruminate.com:

After the failure of our birth control method and my girlfriend’s subsequent pregnancy, the absurdity of it all hit me: Why do white people even *try* to use the rhythm method?

Our guide in Africa warned us that he had just spotted a leopard. I told him to quit clowning around, that leopards are spotted at birth. Three hundred stitches later, I realized the magnitude of my error.

As I swept up the latest round of shards, I began to wonder if vending machines were the best way to sell ceramic figurines.

I used to think that eating a package of Oreos before I went to the dentist was a pretty funny joke to play on the hygienist. Then I realized that with a little ingenuity, I could play the same joke on my gynecologist!

Ever wonder why they spend so much money recycling paper? Why not just simply photocopy a blank sheet over and over and over again?

Tooth fairies everywhere must be wondering, “Am I next?” Details at the Smoking Gun.

Just got this story forwarded to me, written by John Cleese (yes, that John Cleese of Monty Python fame). Basically, it talks about how other countries are taking offense to the fact that they weren’t included in Bush’s “Axis of Evil.” Funny Stuff (click on the “More” link for the full version).

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From The Inquirer and NTK.

We all know how SARS is taking over the far east, including Hong Kong, which is what makes this ad even more inappropriate.

I just love the lead on this story: “Zyness O’Haver may have suffered from one of the worst cases of cold feet in the history of marriage. After almost 78 years of living with Sallie Warren, he finally decided to pop the question and the Oklahoma City couple became husband and wife on Wednesday.” Cold feet? I think that’s frozen feet, at this point. But the couple have had kids and have grandkids, but they just never went through the formal ceremony. I thought it was bad when some friends of mine took 6 years before getting married (even though they had planned on getting married for about 5 of those years).

Mammoth Erection is a rather unfortunate name for a construction company (work safe, don’t worry). Link via Davezilla.

Best…404…error…page….ever.

Google, the smartest engine of them all, tells all.