Category: Funny

From Ruminate.com: Ordering the “Herb-basted chicken” seemed like a good idea — until I saw a sweaty shirtless man in the back rubbing chicken breasts across his torso.

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This is amusing, safe for work.

No? Then can you at least translate teenager?

Colin P. Fahey has a Masters in Physics from UC Irvine and a BA from Penn. He’s a smart fellow. So as a challenge, he decided to try and take the SAT without getting a single question right. He almost succeeded — he accidentally got two math questions right (how, he’s not quite sure), and scored a combined 400 (people who leave the test entirely blank would’ve scored more). It’s an actually interesting read about the history of the SAT and various IQ tests (and high IQ societies).

A woman walks into a drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?”.

“To kill my husband.”

“I’m sorry Ma’am, I can’t sell you any for that reason.”

The woman then hands him a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the druggist’s wife.

He looks at the photo and says, “My apologies, I didn’t realize you had a prescription.”

(thank my cousin for that one)

Many moons ago, you might have remembered when eBay feedback wasn’t required to be tied to a particular transaction. You could post feedback on anybody, whether you bought from them or not. It made for some folks who took advantage of that, and left some interesting feedback. From b3ta.

I should’ve tried harder to get this gem (from NTK). Reminds me of some other winners I posted about before.

The bad news? They have to collect it from Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. When you find them to collect, would you mind telling the FBI?

Kids use chewing gum stuck to a ruler to retrieve lost nickels, dimes and quarters that have been swallowed by a grate. Salem car salesman Kevin McCarthy tried the same trick tuesday — and pulled a check for $1.825 million from a crack in a stairwell. Full Story.

Then Rent-A-Negro (yes, it’s satire, folks — have a sense of humor). From the site: “Rent-A-Negro is a state-of-the-art service that allows you the chance to promote your connection with a creative, articulate, friendly, attractive, and pleasing African American person. Show everybody that you really are down.”