From NTK: Legitimate site, really unfortunate URLs: www.powergenitalia.com and www.gotahoe.com.
Category: Funny
One Weekend a Month My Ass
Just got this from a reservist friend of mine:
Update on 9/30/03: A full update on all of this, and what this picture has been doing online, as well as why I renamed the image how it is, who has been linking to it, etc…, is available in this recent post.
Couple random jokes
Both From JokeADay:
On going to war over religion:
You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.
Verizon to cut jobs 120%
A buddy of mine who works for Verizon sent me this (if anybody knows the original source, let me know so I can cite it — click more for the rest of it):
NEW YORK, June 4, PRNewswire – Verizon will reduce its workforce by an unprecedented 120 percent by the end of 2003, believed to be the first time a major corporation has laid off more employees than it actually has.
Verizon stock soared more than 12 points on the news.
Ruminations for the Day
From Ruminate.com:
I cut the bill for my 900-number phone calls in half! Now I just talk dirty to my Psychic Friend.
I used to yearn for hot monkey sex — until I realized it probably requires both a jungle *and* a primate.
“Okay, doctor, so I have this ADHD thing. I don’t see where it’s really affecting my abili– Ooh! Is that a stethoscope?”
If I won the Super Bowl and they stuck a camera in my face, I’d yell, “I’m going to Disneyland!” That is if Disneyland had booze and hookers, because after winning the Super Bowl I’d want to get drunk and get laid.
Student hacks school’s computer and deletes the junior class
I know when I was in high school, I would’ve liked to have “deleted” some of those morons, too. Full Story.
Minnesota’s new plates show deers … um … having some fun
Is it me or do Minnesota’s new licence plates look like the deers on them are having a bit too much fun?
The principal complained that one boy “looked like a pimp”
Police had to be called to the East Lake Academy after parents became upset when principal Wendy Jung wouldn’t let some “overdressed” students walk across the stage and get their diplomas. Full Story, with the title quote.
What would Martha Stewart’s jail cell look like?
We all know that Martha’s in trouble (though there are a lot of people who support her). If she were to go to prison, her cell might look something like this.