Category: Funny

Maybe CSS3 will make it easier.

If you search for Google Mail on Google, the 2nd result shows that Google does show both sides of an issue, even when it’s their own service. Thanks to David for the link.

On a side note, I thought about making the title of this post “Google Mail is Evil” just to see what kind of traffic I’d get, but I’m not that big of an attention whore. Really.

If you’re not into building your own crap light, you can at least build a perfect bowel movement online. Thanks to Yoleen for the link.

You’ve seen the USB coffee cup warmer, toothbrush, vacuum, electric blanket, electric razor, and noodle strainer. But have you ever see the USB poop light?

Looking at all the variations that spammers could possibly come up with, there are 600,426,974,379,824,381,952. Link from Waxy’s Links.

Looking for the perfect pet name for your significant other? Just use this handy chart, choose a word from each column, and you’re ready to go! Some examples: Baleful Sex Yak, Fetid Rustic Monkey, and Mighty Panty Muffin.

My cousin just sent me this — I’m probably going straight to hell for laughing at it.

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

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Not quite, but they are starting to sell vodka-flavored ice cream in Australia.

I always thought if any Pooh character would fondle a kid, it wouldn’t be Tigger. My money’s on Owl. What about you?

They steal all the energy we lose overnight on the Daylight savings switch. Or so says Davezilla.

I heard the newscaster say, as she says every year, “Tonight we lose an hour of sleep.” Remember the law of conservation of energy? Energy is never lost, only changed in form? Time is a form of energy in my opinion. It certainly drains us of ours.

So by my reckoning, if time is energy, and energy is never lost, then where the bloody hell are these hours going? My theory? The Mormons steal them. They’re so damn productive. To have all that time for extra wives and kids, they must be stealing hours from us. That’s my theory. What’s yours?