Category: Funny

Despite the rants about the new version, there are some great new plugins that are hidden in the latest version of MT 3.0 including “Babelteen: Converts teenspeak (u r 2 kewl) into English.” and “Pundit-bust: Converts all of Jakob Nielsen’s inane rants into a Buju Banton rap song.”

A German married couple was wondering why they weren’t having kids, after years of marriage. After tests at a fertility clinic showed they were both fertile and more than ready, the doctor asked how often they had sex.

And the couple had no idea what he was talking about.

“We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate.”

Oh my. Full Story. Link via Ken.

I feel sorry for some professors sometimes, especially ones that have to teach lower-level classes that everybody has to take. By teaching a lower-level English/writing class, a prof probably gets his fill of horribly written sentences.

So what does a professor do? He posts them on his site where he makes fun of the worst of the worst (and there are some bad ones). Thankfully for the students, he doesn’t post names. Link via BBspot.

Because I just know I’d wake up to this. Thanks to Rick for the link.

I only hope that if I ever get a parking ticket that I can defend it with this much creativity.

WorldNetDaily reports that “Boston residents got more than they bargained for this morning when their copy of the Globe came complete with graphic photographic images depicting U.S. troops gang-raping Iraqi women. Problem is the photos are fake. They were taken from pornographic websites and disseminated by anti-American propagandists, as first reported by WND a week ago.”

Whoops…

Thanks to Barney for the link.

After Terry Gross did a great interview that made Mr. Bill look like a complete ass (which he is), O’Reilly is doing everything in his power to make sure that as few people as possible ever hear him look like a fool.

Study reports frozen sperm as good as fresh.

A funny Jay Leno quote from JokeADay:

Not long ago the Los Angeles City Council voted unanimously to ban lap dancing everywhere in L.A..

Well, they can forget about us getting another Democratic convention in this town.

Maybe I should try the deep-freeze method to cool it down?