Category: Funny
Spanky the clown arrested on porn charges
That headline says it all. Spanky? What a perfect name for this crook. Thanks to Barney for the tip.
Jon Stewart’s Commencement Address
Jon Stewart, of The Daily Show fame, graduated from William & Mary in 1984. This year, he was invited back to give the commencement speech, and it’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time.
This is Why Editors Are Important
Or why the client should always approve an ad before it runs, otherwise your day spa is listed in the phonebook as a gay spa. At least the owner’s being pretty good about it, hoping it will bring her some business that should wouldn’t have had before.
Stupid Frat Brothers
This is why we send morons to college. A trio of Missouri frat brothers nearly had an international incident on their hands after they loaded fireworks into a Civil-War era cannon — and nearly killed a group of visiting Chinese communists as a result. Full Story.
It’s a Clear Violation of Rights…
…when a man is asked to cover up his naked lawn gnomes. Communists.
That’s a Lotta Bull!
Quoting a forwarded e-mail from Barney‘s friend:
I was out in the badlands about a month ago and found the coolest nest with these LARGE hungry baby birds with there eses still closed and mouths wide open… they are on a clif about 15 feet straight up in a little cave and I can climb the rocks across from them and take pics into the cave, so i have been going out there once a week ( today was the 4th shoot) and taking pics as they grow… it has been realy cool… anyway the sick (evil twin) made me take this pic today and i thought yo would get a laugh out of it
Laugh I did…
Stupid Headline
Thanks to Barney for pointing out this jump head on Page E5 of Sunday’s Big O: “HP calls ink a key element for printing”. Yes sir, it would be hard to print things without ink.
Local TV Station Screws Up Big Name
Meant to blog about this before. Was tipped by a buddy of mine to turn on the local news. Sure enough, the famed Maya Angelou, who came to speak in Bend on Friday, was named on-screen as “Maya Angelo.” What is she, Italian? Times like this I really wish I had a DVR.