Really, he never tells anybody that. Really. Thanks Cam for the link.
Category: Funny
Imagine What This Guy Would Do With This Site
There’s some crazy that’s going through libraries in Utah that is meticulously editing swear words out of some of the “Murder, She Wrote” books. Quoting the story: “Swear words have been crossed out and replaced with milder words, like ‘darn,’ ‘gosh’ or ‘heck,’ written in black, purple, green and even pink ink.” Full Story.
My New 404 Error Page
Inspired by this blog post, I’ve decided to change my 404 error page from this typing version to this simple, funny bunny.
A Keyboard For Teenagers
I need to give one of these to my 17-year-old sister.
What Happens When You Don’t Filter Your Wire Feeds
If you’ve ever worked on a newspaper and looked at the raw AP-wire feeds, you’ll see some oddball stuff come through there sometimes. The problem is that if you run a site that takes the feeds and dumps them unedited, you sometimes get some oddball stuff that comes across the wire (mirroring it below for archival purposes).
Such an Evil Thought
I ranted earlier about my obnoxious neighbors (which, by the way, I haven’t done a damn thing about). Somebody e-mailed me a something they did that, while it didn’t solve the problem, made them feel better:
Just a little something I did when I had bad neighbors before.
You work in IT, and so do I. I used to get these packs of 3×5 prepaid mailers for information from tons of companies. You, or other folks where you work might get the same. Get some Avery 5160 labels and make a label with your neighbor’s name/address/phone pre printed. Sit down with several hundred of these cards and affix the labels.
Drop in mail.
Fun ensues, full mailboxes, tons of telemarketing calls for stuff they have never heard of before.
Best of all, not traceable to you, and you can have the fun of seeing their mailbox crammed full of 200 items a day so that they have to sort to find their legitimate bills.
I have seen those things, and they’re included in every issue of Wired. While that’s probably not the ideal solution to my problem, it’d still something to at least save in that “If Somebody Ever Pisses Me Off…” folder.
The Hulk’s Blog
This blog is probably far more entertaining than the movie. One post:
HULK HEARD BEST JOKE EVER.
Hulk will tell it to you.
WHAT DID PUNY HUMAN FARMER SAY WHEN HE WENT TO HIS BARN AND HIS PLOW WAS MISSING?
“WHERE IS MY PUNY HUMAN PLOW?????”
HA HA HA HA. Hulk had a little accident when Hulk heard that because Hulk laughed so hard.
And another entry:
Man, Hulk was going to smash some stuff but someone offered Hulk HOSTESS PIES and now Hulk is not wanting to smash some stuff.
Hulk thinks HOSTESS PIES should be given to villians who want to smash.
Thanks Craig for the link!
Nude Man Caught Covered in Nacho cheese
I’ll just let this speak for itself:
A Maryville man spent his 23rd birthday in custody after police said they found him early Sunday running nude from the John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.
Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.
According to Maryville police, Michael P. Monn, born July 18, 1981, of McCall Road, Maryville, was arrested by officer Scott Spicer at 5 a.m. Sunday in the parking lot of the pool at John Sevier School, Sequoyah Avenue. Monn was charged with burglary, theft of property less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication. He was also cited with indecent exposure. Monn was held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of $9,300 bond pending a 9 a.m. Aug. 3 General Sessions Court hearing.
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Authorities reported someone also defecated in a garbage can, threw nacho cheese on the exterior wall of the snack bar and scattered chips on the ground outside the facility. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen from the snack bar, police said.
Oh my…
The Trekkie Apartment
This has to be one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen:
The Star Trek apartment is the first and only one in the world.
Watching Star Trek, buying the merchandise, going to the conventions and talking Trek is what millions of Star Trek fans do all around the world.
Whilst all of that is exciting, I have chosen another, and more extreme option – live the experience 24/7.
LCARS, Ops units, voice activated lighting, back-lit panelling, various lighting effects, Transporter Pads and a full scale Transporter Control Console with built in sound effects are just some of the many features included in the sale of this unique property.
As an interior designer, and science fiction fan, I have always wanted to break with traditional interior design and try something a little more exciting and challenging.
As a fully convicted science fiction fan, living in a spaceship environment is about as exciting as it gets.
If I don’t sell my apartment I will continue to enjoy the pleasure it has given me over the last four years.
Some people need to really get out more. There are more pictures of this apartment here.
Keira Knightly Gets A Boob Job
It’s a photoshop boob job, all in the name of selling movie tickets.