Weird News Dump

You know, thanks to crazy stuff like this, I feel more normal every day.

• You know, if you’re blind, you shouldn’t try to drive an ATV (needless to say, alcohol was involved).
• You might have a drug problem if you think your dog is telling you to take a bus full of kids hostage.
• There are other things to do when you’re bored other than strip down naked and rob a store.
• Headline of the week: “Man Says Wild Sex Caused SUV Accident.”
• “It must be a lousy job, sitting in a men’s room stall for hours at a time.” (Full Story).
• If you’re stupid enough to videotape yourself going 140mph, don’t post it on YouTube (sounds kind of like these local morons back in the day).
• What’s the key to setting the Donkey Kong world record? How about a little Neil Peart (Rush‘s bad-a$$ drummer for you who don’t know)?
• You think the US needs socialized medicine? Canada has it, and members of their government come to the US for treatment.