Chuck Norris Ain’t Got Nothing on Bruce Schneier

You’ve probably all seen the Chuck Norris random fact generator. While hilarious, I think the random facts about encryption-guru Bruce Schneier are just as scary as a round-house kick to the head from Chuck. Granted, you have to be a geek to appreciate stuff like this:

Bruce Schneier once broke AES using nothing but six feet of rusty barbed wire, a toothpick, and the front axle from a 1962 Ford Falcon.