Which is why we need a new language to simplify things where there are only two verbs (being and biking), one adjective (purple), no adverbs, only one number (seven) and every span of time is one hour. Basically, your mental vocabulary shrinks from 50,000 to 11. There are a few other simple rules as well, but you can take this:
“You’re a cheating bastard, Joe. I’m leaving you.”
and make this…
“You’re a purple stick, Johnson. I’m biking.”
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this is utterly brilliant a really enjoyable premise and one i’d happily adopt