Month: January 2005

I’ll Be Cancelling That Credit Card

I find I have late fee on my credit card that I don’t think I deserve. So I call my credit card company to dispute the $29 late payment fee because I tried making the payment online (in plenty of time) but their online payment system was going bonkers.

After spending an hour last night getting the right number (because apparently there’s a special 800-number for online payment disputes and it’s not accessible via their annoying main menu on the phone), I steal time away from my busy as hell day here at work to call them (as they’re only available during working hours) . So I call them, asking about this charge. The payment was a day late because their system was screwed up (somehow it takes four-days for online payments to clear, which is horsecrap). So I asked why I was getting charged a massive late fee when it was their site that was screwed up? The lady says to me that if I “would’ve called when the problem was happening, they could’ve done something.” Oh, that’s good to know, and where was this information? Considering I had to wait on hold for an hour last night just to get the 800 number for the online payment department, I doubt this information was easily accessible somewhere.

And then she says what every Web and computer geek like me hates to hear:

“It was probably a browser issue and there’s nothing we can do about it.”

What a bunch of crap.

“I tried to access the site in four different browsers on two different platforms, two different net connections, ran a traceroute and tried accessing it directly via IP address (after I ran a lookup on the server it was trying to access). The server was down, and was for several hours that night. This was not ‘a browser issue.'”

I was pretty fired up.

“There’s nothing you can do about it?”

“No sir.”

“OK, then I’ll be cancelling this card next week and calling Citibank.” (CitiBank was the only one I could think of off the top of my head)

I was expecting her to say “Oh, we’re sorry, sir, here’s a refund on the late payment.” What did she say?

“That’s fine, thank you for your business.”

I can not truly believe that this lady is throwing away business. Generally, credit card companies want to keep their folks as much as possible (it is a billion-dollar industry, after all), so I was totally floored when she said that.

True to my word, however, I’ll be paying the late fee, and will be cancelling this card next week. I have a credit score of 780, so I don’t think I should have to put up with this crap. And I won’t.

Anybody have any good recommendations for a credit card?

<singing>Eight Six Seven Five Three Oh Nine

I’m amazed somebody didn’t do this before. This guy called every single 867-5309 number in the U.S. and reported on the results. If you don’t know the significance of that number, there is a popular 80s song by Tommy Tutone called “Jenny (867-5309)” about a guy finding a girl’s name and number on a wall and he wants to call it. The song led to telephone lines getting jammed when the song first came out, which led to the rumor that telephone companies don’t give the number out or discontinued every 867-5309 out there. Obviously, this guy proved that wrong.

When Cartoonists Fight

I like Penny Arcade. I also like Non Sequitur. But I have to agree with Gabe on this one that Wiley screwed this one up. Web publishing is a very strong medium, and he’ll realize that soon enough — especially considering what Penny Arcade has done over the years.

More background on the fights here. Links via Waxy.

Only On eBay…

would somebody spend $20,000 on a snowball or $5,200 on a half-eaten banana. Granted, the bids were probably fake, but idiots just the same. Thanks Jenn (Barney’s niece) and Susan for these links.

How Do They Test These?

Consumer Reports did a story about the effectiveness of various types of condoms (how they tested this, I don’t know). Apparently one from Planned Parenthood did the worst (which was probably intentional so they can sell you the morning after pill or some abortion service afterwards). Full story.

Richard Gere Urges Palestinians To Vote

This is just weird.

Well known for his vocal support of Tibet’s Dalai Lama and celebrated for his captivating good looks, Gere urged Palestinians in a television commercial broadcast ahead of Sunday’s poll in the West Bank and Gaza to get out to vote for a new president to succeed Yasser Arafat, who died in November.

“Hi, I’m Richard Gere and I’m speaking for the entire world. We’re with you during this election time. It’s really important. Get out and vote,” Gere said in the advertisement. He repeated the final phrase in Arabic.

Why is Richard Gere doing this when I’d say probably less than 1% of the folks who saw his commercial knew who he was. But the best quote of the story goes to a soap-factory worker:

“I don’t even know who the candidates are other than Abu Mazen (Mahmoud Abbas), let alone this Gere,” Gaza soap factory worker Manar an-Najar told Reuters.

“We don’t need the Americans’ intervention. We know who to elect. Not like them — they elected a moron.”

Thanks Barney for the link.

Incredible Before And After Tsunami Photos

If you want to see the damage this thing really caused, check out these before and after photos.

And remember, if you want to dontate to relief efforts this month, President Bush on Friday signed legislation allowing people who donate to Indian Ocean tsunami relief to claim deductions on their 2004 tax returns, if they write the check before the end of the month. Full story on that.

That’ll Bring In The Tourists

Someone in the Census Bureau may be watching a little too much MTV. Bevis Lake, a 5.7-acre body of water in a forested area about 25 miles northeast of Seattle, is now appearing in Bureau records with a different name: Butthead Lake.

Thank Barn for this and many other links that will undoubtedly get posted today (as apparently he doesn’t even leave his computer like I did over the weekend).

3.6 Million Nickels Missing

Granted, that many nickels is worth $180,000, but how the heck is the guy who stole it going to spend all that change? I think it might raise somebody’s suspicions if you showed up to pay for something huge and all you had were a crap load of nickels.

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