“Slither slither slither slither went the tongue”

American author and journalist Tom Wolfe won one of the world’s most dreaded literary accolades on Monday — the British prize for bad sex in fiction. He was nominated in part not only for the headline of this post, but for this lovely passage:

But the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns — oh God, it was not just at the border where the flesh of the breast joins the pectoral sheath of the chest — no, the hand was cupping her entire right — Now!

Full Story. Thanks Cheryl for the link.