I can only imagine the death toll had it been a Krispy Kreme store (their donuts are highly overrated, by-the-way).
Month: September 2004
Jesus Loves Dick
That’s right. He can’t get enough Dick. Politically incorrect link via Pat.
Meow, Meow, Meow?
Meow, Meow. Meow meow meow meow? Meow meow meow — meow meow. Meow meow. Meow meow meow.
You Thought Your Day Sucked?
At least you didn’t have your genitals bitten off by a dog. Apparently the dog’s still wandering the streets of Albuquerque, so watch out.
Free WiFi For All!
Now if we could just convince a few more cities to do this (though I’m sure some folks would protest). Philadelphia officials are considering turning all 135 square miles of the city in to a gigantic WiFi hotspot. Full story.
300 Animals Confiscated from Animal Hoarder
An indictment has been handed up against a Franklin County pet owner whose property was raided twice in the past month, uncovering deplorable conditions on both her farm near St. Clair, Missouri, and her one-bedroom apartment in Union.
Officials tell NewsChannel 5 that Gloria Sutter, 67, of Union is facing a total of eight charges connected to the August 3 raid at her farm that uncovered more than 250 animals that were later turned over to the Humane Society of Missouri.
Oh, it’s gets better…
Two additional charges of animal abuse were filed in reference to the August 9 raid at Sutter’s apartment which resulted in the confiscation of another 56 animals who were living with Sutter in a single bedroom apartment in Union.
Noisy Sex Session Awakens Entire Street
A pair of young lovers so annoyed their neighbors with a noisy sex session that police had to go and ask them to lower the volume. Full Story.