(Joke via Yoleen)
Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3- He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him… his wife works, and he don’t! And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America’s shelves this week with “Clinton Soup,” in honor of one of the nations’ most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, “I don’t know, I never had one.”
American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton “Walking Eagle” because he is so full of shit, he can’t fly.
Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America’s finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
The Clinton revised judicial oath: “I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know.”
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes
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It’s been a long time since I’ve heard some good Clinton jokes…and those were all good! Thanks for the laugh!
Edited, as this guy is an idiot. His IP is 67.171.228.76 — somebody have fun with it, but it’s getting added to the ban list here.
Oh my, Don, you are an idiot. You can bad-mouth me all you want, but you start bad-mouthing my wife, then I get pissed.
IP Address: 67.171.228.76. Have fun anyone.
$ ping 67.171.228.76
Pinging 67.171.228.76 with 32 bytes of data:
Request timed out.
That must’ve been fun.
Clinton was the first president since 1930 to reduce…. /reduce/ the national deficit. It had not reduced since 1930.. only increased slowly.. or quickly.. every year.
Shortly after that he eliminated.. /eliminated/ the national deficit. We’ve had it for over half of the life of the country, he made it *poof* vanish.
It took Bush only 10 months to carve the reserves up into a few hundred million $600 checks and several thousand multi-million dollar checks to corporations to put the national deficit right back at status quo.
Yeah I’m glad Clinton’s gone, I missed all this national herniating of money, unemployment/bread line bs of yore 🙂
In reference to Jesse T’s comment: Nothing gets done during a presidency. Our government doesn’t work that fast. Most bills that are passed come to fruition on a period of years unless it’s for an emergency. The administration before him worked out the passage of bills that Mr. Clinton got credit for during his years. The bills that were passed during Mr. Clinton’s watch were beginning to take effect when Pres. Bush took office. Another thing that you have a short memory on is what the country faced during that first year of Pres. Bush’s term. We were sliding towards a depression in our economy and were attacked on our soil. Our growth in our coffers(sp) can handle most any burden we go through. Because of our entrepeneurs we have jobs. Of course they make money, so do we. I’ve never had a job from anyone that was giving it away like socialism. For our economy to still be in good shape after all that’s happened speaks good of this presidency cycle. Things that were enacted to take effect immediately have worked. There are some tax cuts that will take effect in the next presidency and if they work that President will get the credit I’m sure from the uninformed. I am a lowly worker but I get more money now in my check. I would tell you all the ways bills passed these last few years helped me out but you can do your own research. Try it sometimes… research! I spend more so therefore more gets spread around. That’s economically sound and that’s how it works. I give Mr. Clinton credit for maintaining the funds during his watch. Nothing earth shattering happened to use up the surplus. That’s what a surplus is.. extra money to use when we need it to balance things out. The government is not suppose to be making money.
De whitman I double majored in econ and civ and iam tellin you clinton rocked