Month: June 2004

First Time in a While

A funny that came from the Downhold mailing list Barney is on:

Did you catch the Clintons dozing at the church ceremony for Reagan?

It’s the first time they have slept together in years.

Those are some fancy glasses!

I was at Network Solutions‘ web site today, as they denied a transfer from their services to Go Daddy, so I was going to figure out what was going on. I noticed this image on the front page of their site, and thought to myself a couple of things:

  1. If you squint, the guy looks like Dane.
  2. He must have some pretty powerful powerful glasses, as they enable him to read his newspaper that’s been printed backwards.

I Hate Our Computers

OK, I left this office at 2:00 AM last night, after having a boat-load of trouble getting the new RAID array setup on our servers here at the office, getting the data copied, and then getting the old one out of the picture. It was a barrel of laughs. I nearly lost the data on the drives three times, thanks to stupid software problems. And at 2:00, I finally got Windows 2000 and the new hard drives installed.

And then the s**t hit the fan.

Due to the fact that it was really frickin’ late, and I was tired as hell, I made the mistake of not testing it as hard as I should. I logged it, tried a couple programs, was good to go. Unfortunately, I didn’t account for the wackiness that would ensue — screwed up profiles, inability to print or go online (the latter thanks to MS’s asinine Internet Connection Wizard that had to be run for every damn client), and a whole bunch of other weirdness. I came back into work after about 3 hours of sleep, got everything fixed about an hour ago.

And then my Windows 2003 IIS machine went stupid. And this is 90% the fault of our crappy online reservation software (DOS-based — no, I’m not kidding), as sometimes it’ll get stuck in and endless loop and start 50 copies of itself. I rebooted it, and now the machine won’t boot properly. It’s running about as fast as a 286, and isn’t fully loading Windows.

I’ve tried my butt off to get the thing to work. It won’t even load safe-mode. The drive is getting bulldozed tomorrow, Windows 2003 Web Edition reinstalled, and I’ve stuck a stupid disclaimer on our site.

Then tomorrow I’m going to call and yell at our Reservation Software provider for making simple tasks such a royal pain in the ass.

Meanwhile, I’ve got about 500 links in my “To Blog” folder that, one of these days, I’ll clear out.

Another Late Night

I get to spend the evening at work again tonight. One of the hard drives in my Citrix machine’s RAID array is toast, and I need to replace it (as it’s a RAID 1 array, so it’s down to one drive). Since it was an older system, it was cheaper for me to buy two new, bigger, faster drives instead of replacing the one that was dead in there, so I’ve got a pile of imaging, partitioning, and upgrading to deal with tonight.

Need Computer Part Donations

Shannon works for a non-profit in the area, and the computers were all stolen from her office (after their office had been broken into already). Needless to say, they weren’t insured, so I said I’d help out. If anybody has ANY computer parts they can donate, get in touch with me (jake at thisdomain dot com), so we can see if we can build at lease some functional computers for them.

Thanks Ronald Reagan?

Either this guy was able to predict the future, or this guy’s always had a thing for Ronald Reagan (click on the image, read the plates):

Drive-by-shooting Barney took this picture while driving on the West-side of Bend. He said in an e-mail to me: “Is the timing coincidental? I mean, it DOES take some time to order license plates, right? That DOES mean ‘Thanks, Ronald Reagan,’ right?”

Thanks Ronald on a gas-guzzling SUV? Whatever. Needless to say, he’s got an e-mail into some local folks who are good at producing owner information on license plates. I’ll update this post if I hear more.

PR People Are Stupid

As Simone’s great rant points out, Public Relations folks (especially small-town PR folks who think they’re big-city PR folks) are idiots. Since when does a press photographer need to give her SS# and proof of health insurance to shoot a small town event (that she’s even shot before)? Apparently they do now.

What’s a Web Host Really Giving You?

Next time you see an ad for Web hosting with a ton of features for a price that seems to good to be true, understand that this may be really what you’re getting (thanks Blake for the image — click below for full view):

Something for The Wish List

A $5,000 toilet that will massage, dry, and deodorize your stinky butt.

Did he have to pay tax on those?

Only on eBay could you find a giant two-headed chicken made entirely out of cigarettes.