(None of the following links are safe for work, if you’re like me and stuck at work on a Sunday.)
Talk about some gonzo journalism. This journalist, curious what sex with a RealDoll feels like, decides to find out for himself, and document and take pictures of the whole thing. Anything in the name of Science, indeed. Link via b3ta.
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thats so creepy. my guess is that alot of rich necros’ll be ordering one. *shudders*
Anyone know where I can get clips of someone doing them?
Ya, right necros. LoL, or maybe just guys who want to do it with a beautiful girl without the rest of the hassles. Just because you have a hang up about sex dolls don’t try to make people who use them into monsters.
True, their faces can seem devoid of emotion, but ppl, they aren’t dead bodies!!! They’re just dolls! Advanced sex toys! My god, what the fuck is with some women who seem to bash Realdolls? I’m a woman (but I only learned about them in the Internet) seen pictures, etc, but I also read articles about them and more than half of the women population bash them. Well, to them I say, “So what’s the big deal?”
The guys who really need them are either desperate or they’ve just had it with the bitchy and never-shutting-up nature of many women. Trust me, guys who buy this stuff are like that…actually, that could equal the majority of men.
Plus, they could benefit our society by decreasing overpopulation and some sex crimes; problem solved. Less sexually tense people.
@Andy: there’s a thing called google. use it.
In response to “me” & “andy”…
you can view clips of people doing the RealDolls at http://www.realdollsex.com
I sort of agree with helen I’m not a wierdo and I wont ever buy one of those things or screw one for that matter, but I have ran into a lot of broken women . just about everyone I have met has a boxcar of baggage
realdolls are a warning of the future to come. If you have seen the film AI you’ll know what I mean. When you can have the perfect companion why bother with a screwed up ‘realgirl’ ? = end of sexual reproduction. I suppose realdoll men will carry sacks of donated sperm to impregnate realgirls…ha ha
I’ve had loads of relationships with Women. Quite honestly I’ve had enough of their games. I’ve decided I want to get a Real Doll. Now that does’nt mean I’m a weirdo or freak. Its just a mastubating tool, like a vibrator to a Woman. I find now you ask a Woman out on a date they say yes then back out. I’ve had plenty of Women give their numbers normally when they’re drunk, dutch courtage. The next day when they’re sober. Again games, I find Women these days have so much emotional baggage, I’ve had enough. So I’m gonna get my Real Doll, so if anybody has a ploblem with it. Its because they’re narrow minded. Most of my mates say if there was one laying on the floor they would have sex with it. So does that mean a majority of guys are weirdos. I leave you to decide. Let live I say, if guys don’t harm anybody thats ok with me.
Thanks for reading. I look forward to see a feedback.
I agree with Ric and Helen, I asked another one of my mates tonight whether he would screw a Realdoll. Guess what he said “Oh yeah”. Some RealDolls look very plastic but the one of I’ve ordered is Beautiful. The sooner they make Sex Androids the better. Then Women would be no longer needed. Then they would be jealous. LOL.
when we can hang a real doll in the closet without offending the spouse we will have mastered the race. Would I mind if she had a real doll? No, I would love to watch that, and maybe join in. Would sha? probably not, jealousy, feelings of esteem and self importance would get in the way as they so often do with women. Oh yes, I forgot the low self esteem they often have.
Honestly if they sell so well at that price they must be pretty close to the actual thing. They sure look the part and if they are skilled enough to get that down I am sure they can workout the moisture and tightness aspects of it.
How is this such a bad thing? If I had that kind of free $ I’d consider buying one.
I mean a one time expense for unlimited sex at your whim? Shoot you spend 5K+ on a ring + kids+hosue,picket fence and all that for a wife that is iffy on it and unable to perform certain times of the month. Throw in designer purses and what not and the doll sounds like a steal. Even compared to paying for it at $20 bj’s it would pay off eventually and you won’t have to worry bout your sin stick rotting off.
I like it, now teach them how to cook and clean (that’ll put chicks nowadays in a run for it) and I’m SOLD
Also I think they need to ship these en mass to the middle east. Lets take out all this tension.
Seriously! Some of the Real Dolls that you see on the internet are JUST so IMPECCEABLY PERFECT!
Come androids, who the f–k needs a pain in the ass real woman except for reproduction plus you can ALWAYS change and dont have to pay alimony lol
Think if all that time, effort, energy, resources that are spent on courting.
@musclehead#4 Just because she’s on her period doesn’t mean she can’t perform, just means you’re to scared to let her. Most women I’ve seen are at their wildest at those certain times of the month.. once they realize there’s no reason to feel ashamed to let you down there.
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He added that a great majority of women, although they find it aesthetically displeasing, are more inclined to have sex during their period, as it is around this time that they are most aroused. “The reason for that may be hormonal/psychological,” he said.
And gynecologist Dr Monique Rainford agrees with her colleague and added an advantage: “If a woman has an orgasm during her menses it can relieve cramps and other menstrual pains,” she said.
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Or you can just go lift more weights. Or get your realdoll so you don’t have to do things like talk, listen, and learn.
I think it is detrimental–if you are shut in a burn victim I can see its merit–but how do you screw doll who you don’t have to compromise with or care about their feelings and go into a normal relationship with a human being who has wants and needs outside of your own. we mature by how we are able to interact with the opposite sex and with people with different viewpoints. how can you do that if you have a yes woman you can screw when you want and put in a closet when you don’t want to care about her anymore?
and a dildo is a fake penis not a fake human being–different emotional stimuli dude…
ronstermm6 — women have low self esteem but it is guys like you who want to buy fake sex female toys because of fear or rejection and the inability to relate to real life human being on a mature, grown up level–go figure…
Jah — now we get the real scoop–men do not go out on dates to get to know women they just want sex and when they can’t get their way they start hating on women and want to buy dolls–no one sees how this is sick and detrimental to humanity as a whole????
How do you learn true intimacy with a human being if you do not learn how to compromise and give and take–but then, if you guys really are this selfish and maladjusted it may be a good idea to keep your sperm out of the gene pool and leave breeding to people who wish to love and nurture not tear down and vilify the opposite sex…
You Know– I suppose it wouldn’t piss me off so much if it wasn’t the idea that men are getting real dolls cause they hate women and think they suck. I don’t use dildos because men suck–I use them to enhance physical pleasure ( when I am not having Real Life sex of course). I actually think emotionally stable men are very sexy and attractive. I have also been hurt in Love by men who used me and I am not snickering about how great it would be to replace all men with plastic toys or rushing to fake humans to feel emotionally (or sexually) fulfilled.
Despite my pain, I eventually met and married a wonderful man and we are partners–I pay for dates, we share the bills we have a daughter and one on the way–he supports me and I him–we know that we both have needs and try to fulfill them. I think the venom and animosity I seeing by men who claim to want real dolls is really about feeling inadequate and not having the ability to get laid by real women. I mean by all means get a real doll if you are just horny and can’t get laid, but don’t trash women to justify wanting one when it is you with the intimacy problem…
perhaps all you men that have issues with women not wanting to have sex with you is because you are so lousy at it in bed or you smell like rotting sperm in your underpants. Even worse, your fat and god dammed ugly. Keep your mudslinging directed at yourselves (please wash your doll sometime…)
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I don’t understand why people are getting so upset about this. Everybody on both sides is taking this so personally. It’s 100 pounds of silicone with 3 holes in it. Who cares. If guys wanna fuck em, who cares, let them…if women disagree with them, who cares, their here and getting pissed off won’t make them go away. I have read a lot of articles and forums on these things and women are INCREDIBLY sensitive and threatened by these things. Why, you still get laid and meet nice guys don’t you? So who cares if there’s sex dolls out there. There are reasons guys buy these, and their very legitimate reasons. Why make somebody feel like some kind of freak just because they want to fuck a doll. It in no way affects others. There is a plethora of sex toys out there for women, and I have NEVER heard a guy complain or feel threatned by those. Because they’re plastic. So, why let 100 pounds of it dictate your emotions or upset you to the point where you feel it’s necessary to agrue with or attack somebody you don’t know or some text on some website you’ll never visit again. Is everybody that emotionally crippled. Maybe people should be buying teddy bears and blankets instead of dolls and dildos.
Personally, I would sometimes like a male to just pull out of my closet, toss on my bed and go to sleep alone afterwards. I own a dildo, but what turns me most on about sex is wrapping my body around someone else’s. I’d say a Real body is much more fun to play with on those horny lonely nights.
You can see a YouTube Video of a RealDoll I know named Jenny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO842HBbE9M
– Marie Madison
Guys get horny. They just off with their palms to naughty thoughts or nasty little pixels that are just asking for it.
This is nothing more than evolution. It has done the same thing the vibrating laser guided car battery powered dildo did. Replaced ones hands and fingers with a much more enjoyable sensation. Both visually (men will fuck a pretty anything-we truly are visual creatures) and cock receptive.
Honestly if the price weren’t so high I’d take 2! Consider yourselves lucky ladies that your high tech dildo’s only cost $20. Maybe it is time to pawn that diamond ring off fella’s and get the sure thing. Who cares if it doesn’t talk. Not what women are desired for anyhow (though a cooking function would be nice – just not roasted weenies)
Wow.
I am impressed with how awesome the 60% of Female Respondents to this issue have made really “friendly” and “constructive” comments.
To tell you the truth I am not, as Jo so nicely put, shit in bed or fat or ugly. In fact quite the opposite.
However, I do agree with Jim that it is every person’s right to chose whatever they like. Secondly, I also concur with the fact that a lot of women ( ATTENTION ladies NOT ALL but a lot of women) these days just love playing games and it really annoys the shit out of me that I constantly have to chase after them like a love-sick puppy.
To Alicia: You said that its only guys buying a Real Doll because they can’t get laid? Now see this is where you are wrong. I know a lot of people. Most are happy but in every case it is the woman that wants you to stay home, do things this way or that way and blablabla. It is simply a ridiculous amount of effort a guy these days has to make JUST to get laid that its not funny. And even when you do everything right you are still not good enough. Its because most women simply suck ass!
It’s amazing that men are so lazy: “Real women are just too hard to deal with, so let’s fuck a my-size Barbie that doesn’t talk back. Then we can live in never-never-land where we don’t have to brush our teeth, where we can have pizza & beer 3 meals a day, and can lay around the house in our cum-stained bvd’s watching ESPN for 17 straight hours.” That’s not pathetic at all.
Jesus, this makes us all look like retarded 14-year olds.
And to all you ladies out there who champion the cause of the “poor, hen-pecked husband:” if you’d subject yourself to closer examination, you’d probably find that your derision of women has its roots in a fear of abandonment, and you’re willing to be as compromising as possible to keep a man in your life.
Men want sex more often than most women. And most women aren’t willing to step it up, this is a big hasle saver, and I whould Think a relationship saver by cutting Down in dissapointment and sexual frustration. embrace it ladies. One of theese could save your relationship
If someone posted here that these things exist because they can’t stand women, they probably don’t have a real doll. Relationships have nothing to do with this fetish.
It’s real simple, these guys like to get their knobs off with visual stimuli as in aid. Men do it all the time with porn pictures- just dots of ink on a piece of paper turns them on. Well this is the next to ultimate visual – 3D – not to mention physical stimuli for masturbation.
Say hypothetically that these things didn’t have an actual orifice, or if for some reason the guy couldn’t touch or hump it… there are still dudes who’d deck them out in heels and slutwear and spank to it.
I’m not surprised by the positive comments of women here, myself an owner of 2 RealDolls. Aside from their beauty as legitimate works of art, they (the dolls) are a ton of fun to play with.
For those looking for clips, or more – about me and my Dolls, search for “Regarding Jenny”, and you might be surprised at how popular The RealDoll has become in the last 10 years.
– Marie Madison
Wanna know why these dolls exist? Read the above comments. The gender bashing will insure these things are around for a long time…
Hahahaha Someone actually came up with a cure for fat, ugly, boring bitches that spend all your money, whine all the time and can’t make anybody’s dick hard. Take that, Oprah Fans! How does it feel to have your lard asses replaced by a DOLL that is so much hotter than you will EVER be? I think that’s so fuckin funny..
I find this funny as a man. The women that find it pathetic are just jealous or don’t like that they are sex objects to us. Sorry women, but you are. It’s a fact of evolution. Men like to bang women and women like to have kids. It’s biology.
The fact is, I don’t have a doll, or will never have a doll. I have had women all my life. Hot ones too. Super hot ones. To be honest, women are bonkers. I’ve had 100’s of them and 95% are nuts to me.
It’s hard being a man these days. I am a real man that desires a real woman, but it’s damn near impossible to find one. I do live in LA, I should add.
If guys want to screw dolls, who cares. Most guys screw pillows, their hands, try the vacuum at some point, creases in couches, the floor, a stuffed animal. Well, everything. If a knot in a wooden fence didn’t hurt, we’d bang that too.
Women forget how men are. WE ARE WHAT WE ARE…EXCEPT IT.
seacrest out.
I can understand why a guy may want a real doll and agree that it could be convenient , a turn on, etc..I kind of get the not wanting to deal with a real woman part, but I watched a documentary on real dolls with an old boyfriend and he said that he thinks it may get boring without being able to get the woman/doll off…that is what turns him on (along with his own orgasm)..sure maybe for a masterbation tool I get that, and they are beautiful, but to replace a real partner permanently? I agree with him it just would not cut the mustard after a while..real live sex is always better with a real human being, especially one you love who loves you back..in my opinion at least. It makes me sad to hear so many men are that unhappy with real women..I just dont think they have been meeting the right ones..it can be frustrating to try to “get” each other but love is love and it is important in life.
I’m six foot three, two hundred ten pounds and I have no problem getting laid at all. I own two real dolls and I have now dubbed them “the goddesses”, thank you warlock Sheen… I enjoy sex with them. Some women I meet can’t deal with it, but I don’t care.. It’s masturbation and it’s really good. If you meet a guy that says he doesn’t masturbate, I’ll show you a liar. Honestly, I do not see why some women make it such a big deal, it’s really silly.
Oh yeah, and if I take one in the car with me, I can drive in the HOV lane. Ha!
Every dude has there opinions,as well as woman! I don’t think any woman has a right to bash a dude who wants a real doll. Personality I wouldn’t own one or ever think about it,Because its an embarrassment to my family and myself. Even though I have major issues on getting a woman,Being single for so many years is tough. But my situation might be unheard of,For instance every woman I’ve almost had a real face to face relationship with we’re on a video chat. Or I deal with woman just not liking me because I’m a mixed dude with color which is a turn off to 87% of woman,And a turn on to over weighted woman which I’m not into. If I’m not over weight and unhealthy,Why should I have to deal with a woman’s problems? I’m sick and tired of always being broken mentality,to finally get a woman I want to spend my life with to find out she either liked a rich white male and no offense because I except everyone.That looked better or had better to offer. I’ve been played cheated on and lied to hundreds of times. And till this day I never had a real relationship with a woman for these same issues! I guess that’s where being a colored struggling male gets you,In a you don’t exist on planet earth because your hated by 98% of woman because of what other colored thugs do on these damn streets. Thanks a lot fools for Destroying our nation of good real men like you did to most of us,Who will never be at least pleased in life!