I always thought that humans were the only animals stupid enough to get drunk and pull off stupid Jackass-like moves. Apparently elephants can, too:
Four wild elephants drunk on rice beer have been electrocuted in the north-east Indian state of Meghalaya, wildlife officials report.
Long story short, the elephants started to acquire a taste for rice beer that’s produced in some India villages. They went on a rampage, drank a bunch, ran into a telephone pole, electrocuted themselves.
Are pachyderms eligible for Darwin Awards? I wouldn’t think the awards are human-specific, considering Darwin’s theory of evolution was in regards to all species.
Thanks to Barney for the tip.
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what you do is not water your dog for a say and put 2-3 shots of captain morgan in his water. heel think its nasty as hell but heel be so happy its water heel drink it all up. 10-20 minuts later heel be running around the house and barking at random objects!
its reel fun you should try it
its also fun to hold his mouth shut and wait for him to exhale from his nose. when he doe blow a giant hit of weed in his nose. he will get so high it will be fun to watch him run around and he will thank you for it.
re: tj
you can do that to any animal including you little brother! while hes sleeping blow small weed hits into his mouth when he inhales. then 20 mins later throw something at him so heel wake up. see my brothe never smoked before so it waws reel fun to see him walk all around the house like a loser askin me why he felt wierd!
Tj, first off learn to spell. Real is not spelled with 2 e’s. 2nd, you are a sick motherfucker. That is not even funny, that is abusive and if you want to do that nonsense don’t bring animals into it. It causes brain damage and other things. If I knew where you lived, I would tie you up, cut off your dick and make you eat it you fucking asshole.
Is it possible to get fish drunk???
ya ok i really want to know if a fish can get drunk lol…like lets say there a crash and there was a big truck carrying lots of..lets say..beer lol..and all the beer ran into a lake wiht fish. can teh fish get drunk from that lol..cuz like if thats not how it happens then how else would u give a fish alcohol cuz u can’tlike hold its mouth open and pour it in lol..or can u?…oh and if a bear was to eat weed could it get the same affect as we would when we smoke it?
If you wanna get your dog high, that’s cool. Just don’t do it if it doesn’t want to. It’s not cruel to get an animal high. Pot DOESN’T cause brain damage. Go back to your ‘marijuanna is bad’ world.
I tried getting fish drunk if you put even a little bit of alcohol in there water they will die
what the fuck you people are all retarded
You gotta take the fish out of it’s tank, and put it in a little bowl. Pour in one shot of clear vodka. Observe.
I agree with you WTF. Some of you guys are either on drugs or have the mentality of a 4 year old. What’s the matter with you. It’s cruel to abusive animals, that’s why it’s called animal cruetly… Those poor elephants. Being electrocuted hurts and is a terrible way to die to say the least. You must be real sick or have some serious issues to find it amusement in other animals or people’s pain.
I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT HERE BUT IM GONNA GO
Hey If ur such a sane person why the f–k do i see u shovin a dildo in ur mommas pussy every night…how do u explain that one…btw i live down the road from u in the big blue house…
some animals like getting high off weed….i would never let any of my pets drink alcohol tho 😮
one time i saw a dog get into a couple of a friends ecstasy pills, the dog was very happy and made friends with everyone all night and came out of the experience fine lol…
Its dangerous to get your pets high, or drunk. it causes instant brain damage and will forever change your pet. First time will do it, and its not a maybe. You are harming your pets and should really grow up and think about what you are doing to what should be considered a member of your family!
1 in 20 people who smoke weed die on their first hit. Every dog that has ever been ‘stoned’ off of weed has died instantly. Alcohol causes irreversable brain damage to all animals including humans any time the BAC reaches .03%
Making up bullshit is fun, isn’t it, sane?
But seriously. Quit f–king with your animals people.
hahaha i was seeing if you can get a bird stoned
you’re a f–kin dumbass weed cannot kill you in any way.its just not something thats possible.i get my cat high all the time she loves it.
hahaha i have no idea how i got her but im so glad i did
by the way my buddy and i have been smoking up his cat off bongs for like 2 years now and its gone so far the cat is permanently tripping like people do off to much acid and he is the most friendly loving cat i have ever met and all of our friends say the same.
oh i dunno about smoking up a bird that seems hard but i have smoked up a butterfly it was great it didnt move for like 5 minutes and then tried to fly away but in some really f–ked up flight patterns
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this is some of the funniest s–t I have ever read my neighbor down the hall from me in my apartment building has just blown the smoke straight into my dogs ear and he has gotten pretty high but he enjoys it every time we are smoking he comes running up to us and pushing his head into our laps. I have never tried to get my cat high but if it would make her less of a bitch I think I would try it.
This s–t is so funny! my friend and i are getting our puppy drunk off orange dream and vodka and o.j she is lovin it! she cant sit still, she is waggin her tail uncontrolably and havin a ball! its hilarious!
Oh my gawd, electrocuting elephants and getting dogs drunk and killing fish with alcohol, what is the world coming to, I don’t condone violence toward animals but if I ever find you guys I’ll cut off your dick and make you eat it.
Feel free to visit my website at fuckinghypocritecocksuckers.com for more dumbass horseshit.
And learn to spell, blah blah blah.
Ok so I went fishing today and caught a couple of bass, not enough to fry up though. We decided to pour beer into one of the bass mouth to see if it could get drunk, didn’t work the first time because it came straight out its gills. Second time we held its gills closed and filled its mouth with beer, this time it swallowed some and spit the rest out. We put it back in the water and man was that thing fucked up, was swimming in the live well wall, swimming upside down, swimming in circles, hilarious. Then it stopped swimming and we had to baby sit it until it sobered up, only took about 10 min. I don’t suggest trying this because it probably hurts the fish a great deal, the only reason we did is because we were drink and curious. But yeah we spent a good 5 minutes worried the fish wasn’t going to pull through.
My mums dog ate half oz of skunk one night for two day it was stoned out it fucking head funny as fuck to watch. After that when i skinned up it used to try eat my weed my tin so i pinned it down one nigth and give it a blowback .It fucking loved it and still enjoys a blowback when i have a spliff . Fucking stonehead or wot
my dog loves to drink. she gets in your face whenever you have a drink if you dont put it up she will lap it up until you pull it away. then she starts wobbling around the house. its quite entertaining and she does it on her own
one of my kittens always laps at the top of my beercan to get those last few drops around the rim. its never really gotten drunk though. i used to have a retarded chihuahua and the only way to get him to calm down was to put tequila on some tacos and let him eat it, im not even kidding, that is the truth. then he would just sit in my lap and wag his tail.
but the whole reason i came here is to see if i can get my fish drunk. i wonder what would happen if you blew smoke into the aerator. or just sprinkled some jwh or rcs into the tank. jwh and rcs work on pets too, just sprinkle a bit in their water or food and theyll be stoned and chill for a bit, gotta watch out for that paranoia in the beginning though