It’s amazing what they sell on eBay:
You are bidding on my collection of fast food restaurant condiments that I have collected over the past year at my job. An impressive collection of condiments that everyone seems to drop their jaw when seeing it for the first time.
There are about 129 condiment packets. The bidding is up to $15.50 and if it goes over $25, he’ll throw in some useless crap from Wendy’s (a plastic fork, knife, and straw).