Arrest Yourself, save the police department trouble

Finally, a police department with a sense of humor.

A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to “Take A Bite Out Of Crime.” If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a “Citizen’s Arrest”. Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen’s Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen’s Self-Arrest.

The form is very entertaining, providing options to questions that are just hilarious. When it asks for your plea, you can select “Guilty, Not Guilty, No Contest, Too Drunk to Pick.” The also give you a microscopic bible to swear on, too.