Month: September 2003

This disturbs me…

If you search for “shemale in oregon” on MSN, my site’s listed in the top 20 — twice.

I really need to quit looking at my Analog stats. Otherwise, I’ll find out what kind of messed up people are really visiting my site. Based on the logs, you’d think I run an Eminem fanboy site or something, and based on past experience, people seem to think that by posting comments on my site, I can somehow communicate with him.

For the record, I don’t know Eminem, nor do I even listen to his music (I hate rap/hip-hop/whatever-the-f**k-you-call-it). The most famous person I know would probably be Emmy-winnger Jack Smith, executive producer of The Young and the Restless.

September 23, 2003

Looking for cheap lodging on your next cross-country flight?

Just sleep in an airport. This site has tips and reviews of places to sleep in many of the world’s airports, plus general airport sleeping tips. I know I’ve had to sleep for a few hours at the Minneapolis, Denver, and Portland airports (due to weather delays), and Portland was by far the nicest. Denver wasn’t bad (as it was just rebuilt), and I was one of the lucky few who found the benches at the Minneapolis airport.

September 23, 2003

Why would you get married at Wal-Mart?

I’m not really found of Wal-Mart, lately, but that doesn’t mean some people aren’t. This couple got married there. They met, fell in love, and were engaged there. So it seemed natural that they got married there. Quote:

Wal-Mart supervisors, managers and sales staff filled the back area of the garden center, and green-smocked garden workers peeked through hanging plants to watch the ceremony. An aisle fashioned from a line of potted plants led to a small gazebo.

The 200 to 300 guests, who sat in the store’s patio furniture, included friends and family of the bride and groom, as well as several Wal-Mart workers.

Boy, I bet that was a classy affair. Link via Obscure.

September 22, 2003

What’s the secret to happiness?

You’ll be happy if you constrict your anus 100 times everyday. Another random Amazon link via alldumb.com. (And yes, as Neil pointed out, my affiliate ID is in the link — remove it if you don’t want me to get a whole two pennies out of it, only if you buy the book.)

September 22, 2003

Top Ten Worst Things to Hear in Bed

Among the classics on this list: You said you’d like to try some toys in bed, so I brought Mr. Potatohead. There are some good ones on there, and the Davezilla comments are always funny.

September 22, 2003

Print your own Monopoly money

Hasbro, the company that makes the popular game, has a web site that you can download PDFs of the play money so you can print your own, should you ever feel the need. Never know when you’ll need that extra $500 when you land on Boardwalk with a hotels or two.

September 22, 2003

Want to spend $1 million on a keyboard?

Well, now you can. Obviously, the price is a typo, but the reviews are what make this listing pricless. Link via alldumb.com.

September 21, 2003

Stealth disco, and the man’s stripper pole

I seem to be good at finding odd-ball dancers this week. To quote this site:

Stealth disco started as a prank between employees at an advertising agency in Chicago called Cramer-Krasselt. Working in advertising means you have plenty of long hours so you’ve got to find ways to hae a little fun while your here. A sort of point of initiation to the agency, you know you’ve been accepted once you’ve been stealthed.

The videos are funny. Another b3ta link (who also sent along a site showing a man’s obession with his stripper pole).

September 21, 2003

Do Penis Enlargement Pills Work?

This guy has been using them for about five weeks now, with no real difference, but he’s still chronicling the progress on his blog anyway.

September 21, 2003

Who says Bush isn’t an asshole?

A couple of G. W. Bush mosiac pictures, made entirely out of ass. Thanks to b3ta for the last couple links.

September 21, 2003