Month: September 2003

WiFi-SM brings your humanity back to daylight

You gotta love good humor:

You have the impression that the disasters of the world do not touch you anymore? You feel vaguely sorry for other people’s misfortunes but you don’t feel the inner urge which used to make you help your neighbour ? WiFi-SM is the solution !

WiFi-SM is an Internet connected wireless device that you can fix on any part of your body. It automatically detects the information from approximately 4,500 news sources worldwide updated continuously and analyses them looking for specific keywords such as death, kill, murder, torture, rape, war, virus etc.. Each time the text of the news contains one of these keywords, your WiFi-SM device is activated through the WiFi network and provides you with an electric impulse. This impulse is calibrated so that you can feel a certain amount of pain, but is completely safe.

I just love the tesimonials:

I’ve been using WiFi-SM for one month and it’s amazing ! When somebody suffers on earth, not only I know it, but I can also feel a little bit of his/her pain. I don’t feel guilty anymore and I can enjoy life without limitation. I love WiFi-SM 😉

Oregon’s a Top-10 team again!

After smacking around Michigan over the weekend, the Associated Press poll has Oregon at #10, ahead of Michigan at #11. The ESPN/USA Today poll still has Oregon at #15 (up from #22) with Michigan #10.

What does this mean? Well, not a whole helluva lot, thanks to the BCS, and the lack of a playoff system. but it does mean that Oregon’s starting to get a little respect. And hopefully when Washington State comes to town next week, we’ll be able to smack them around, too.

Where is the “Any” key?

Apparently HP/Compaq has some pretty dumb users, as their FAQ explains where the key is.

Mother nature was in a cranky mood

She zapped and killed a woman with lightning, but there were no thunderstorms in the area. Thanks to Kent for the link.

A program that does nothing and it’s not by Microsoft?

Introducing NaDa, whose claim to fame is that it does “nothing for everybody”.

A storm is coming

I know if I woke up this morning on my cargo boat out in the Ocean, and saw this coming my way, I’d be crapping my pants. Thanks to my cousin Pat for the link:

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How much ink is in a Sharpie?

If you’re using one to label CDs, expect to be able to label 968 of them. The same group that found out how much is inside paper towels, bacon bits, a keg, batteries, and shaving cream.

Who’s better: Oregon or Michigan?

In case you’ve been living in a hole here in Oregon, you have probably by now heard that No. 3 Michigan will be coming to Autzen Stadium to face No. 22 Oregon for a game this weekend. If you have been living in a cave, here’s a story about it.

Well, there’s a Michigan Alumni Association that has stated that they won’t be travelling to the game. Here’s the reasons why (according to a forward I just got from):

10. How scary can a team be that has a mascot that ends up on a plate at fancy restaurants?

9. Michigan has freshman chemistry classes with larger seating capacity than Autzen stadium.

8. Where the heck is Oregon, anyway?

7. Oregon plays in the junior varsity league called the Pac Ten.

6. The state of Oregon can’t relate to those that actually PAY taxes.

5. You can’t spell Oregon without “goon”.

4. National football Championships: Michigan 11, Oregon 0.

3. Eugene who?

2. School creativty is so limited that it had to steal Donald Duck for its mascot.

1. The natural order of things: Wolverines, Beavers, Ducks.

Needless to say, the Oregon Alumni have sent a nice reply:

Here are the top ten reasons why you and your fellow Michigan Wolverines will remain hiding in your snow dens with eyes closed rather than join us on Saturday, September 20 for the 12:30 P.M. kick-off between Oregon and Michigan at On the Rocks:

10. Nike swoosh on Michigan uniforms is an Oregon thing.

9. There are lots of Ducks in Oregon. In Michigan, the Wolverine is extinct.

8. Ann Arbor – Home of the Wolverines or female tree?

7. The Ducks are not a prep team like Central Michigan or Houston.

6. Lloyd Carr is no Bo Schembechler. Hell, Lloyd Carr is no Mike Bellotti!

5. Members of the Weasel Family, Wolverines also known as skunk bears and gluttons.

4. Ed Martin, head weasel, Chris Webber, skunk bear and glutton.

3. Michigan Blue becomes Michigan Blew in a sea of Oregon Green.

2. Phil Knight has more money than the whole State of Michigan.

1. 55,000 Ducks fans in Autzen Stadium twice as loud as 110,000 Wolverine fans in Michigan Stadium.

Regardless, I know my dad will be at the game, and I know I’ll be watching it. And as soon as the Central Oregon UO Alumni Association has a functional Web site, I’ll link their way.

I got this list from my local alumni group, but credit goes to “Super” Dave Evans (President of the San Diego Ducks Club of the U of O Alumni Association) for this list.

Need another reason to hate Verisign? UPDATE: Patch Available

Now you have one. Quoting the /. story (because it sums it up very well):

As of a little while ago (it is around 7:45 PM US Eastern on Mon 15 Sep 2003 as I write this), VeriSign added a wildcard A record to the .COM and .NET TLD DNS zones. The IP address returned is 64.94.110.11, which reverses to sitefinder.verisign.com. What that means in plain English is that most mis-typed domain names that would formerly have resulted in a helpful error message now results in a VeriSign advertising opportunity. For example, if my domain name was ‘somecompany.com,’ and somebody typed ‘soemcompany.com’ by mistake, they would get VeriSign’s advertising.

VeriSign is a company which purchased Network Solutions, another company which was given the task by the US government of running the .COM and .NET top-level domains (TLDs). VeriSign has been exploiting the Internet’s DNS infrastructure ever since.

This will have the immediate effect of making network trouble-shooting much more difficult. Before, a mis-typed domain name in an email address, web browser, or other network configuration item would result in an obvious error message. You might not have known what to do about it, but at least you knew something was wrong. Now, though, you will have to guess. Every time.

Some have pointed out that this will make an important anti-spam check impossible. A common anti-spam measure is to check and make sure the domain name of the sender really exists. (While this is easy to force, every little bit helps.) Since all .COM and .NET domain names now exist, that anti-spam check is useless.

Not only that, but the system is poorly implemented so you can pass whatever you want via the URL.

ICANN, the government appointed organization that oversees the domain name system, is supposed to watch out for crap like this, but they’re about as non-functional as any government entity. They do have a complaint form, but it probably won’t do you much good to fill it out.

There’s also a NY Times story about this mess.

The folks on the GNSO mailing list, are, needless to say, on top of this, and suggested alternatives a week ago, and, hopefully, will make things right. But as one poster said:

ICANN Board should move with all haste to stop this abuse, by passing passing a vote saying:

“gTLD Registry operators WILL return NXDOMAIN for ALL DNS queries for which there is not a REGISTERED domain name.”

If ICANN is concerned at all about security and stability of the internet, they will not allow this abusive monopolist to unilaterally reshape technical standards that have not met with consensus approval of affected stakeholders.

Well said, and I hope that this gets changed before it starts to hit my DNS servers. By default, I have my browser set to hit Google for non-existant domains, but I know when a domain is broken, and it doesn’t affect services outside of my Web browser.

Update on 9/17: Patrick, who sent me the original tip, informed me that there is a BIND patch available. BIND is probably the most common DNS server out there, so please e-mail your ISPs/Webhosts and see if they can put this patch in place. I know I will be.

Stupid politicians apparently have nothing else to worry about

States going bankrupt, economy in freefall, no money for schools, war in Iraq and Afghanistan, and a Congresswoman is fighting to get French toast back in the cafeteria. Link via Fark.