Thought nobody would know about your penis enlarger pill purchases?

Think again.

A security flaw at a website operated by the purveyors of penis-enlargement pills has provided the world with a depressing answer to the question: Who in their right mind would buy something from a spammer?

An order log left exposed at one of Amazing Internet Products’ websites revealed that, over a four-week period, some 6,000 people responded to e-mail ads and placed orders for the company’s Pinacle herbal supplement. Most customers ordered two bottles of the pills at a price of $50 per bottle.

That’s some serious cash, and the number one reason spam will never go away: While it annoys us all beyond belief, it still makes money for folks.