Just got this sent to me by a buddy of mine:
Jerry Garcia died.
He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of instruments are set up. A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly.
Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and begins tuning up.
He walks up to Jimi and says, “Man, so this is what heaven is like.”
Jimi looks at him and says, “Heaven? You think this is heaven?”
At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat behind the drums, and calls out, “Okay guys, ‘Close to You’. One, two, three, four . . . “