How to cancel an AOL account in 3 minutes

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young yi kim says:

I want to cancle my aol internet service and account.

robert duncan says:

I am a victime of fraud I wish to keep my original account [email protected]

I am switching to cable power link and wish to cancle AOL.
Thank you. [email protected]

For crying out loud, people. Do you really think I have the power to cancel your AOL account? You guys are definitely AOLers.

jinx flogey says:

Please cancel my AOL account. Usermame jinxf24828 password dustyroad. I can’t get through and I’m to busy. My email address is up there.^ Thank you. Jinx Flogey

hansa says:

can’t afford at present but have very much enjoyed aol alot. When i get a job i’ll join again with aol.

hansa says:

can you just cancel aol, thank you.

Raoul says:

I told them I was cancelling because of the half-time show (AOL sponsored it). It thru the customer svc lady for a loop — I told her I knew it wasn’t her fault and didn’t need to be a jerk to the customer svc person who was just doing her job and sounded real nice. She just recorded the reason and asked if I had any trouble with my “interaction” with AOL. I said, no, I had no problem with the customer svc. She had nothing from her list to suggest to me. Her first question was “Did you get high-speed cable?” so I can see how if I had said yes it would have been a long speil on their alternatives to cable or who knows what. It was real fast. And that half-time show was scandalous. Maybe next time they sponsor one they’ll demand something good: I suggest that each year there should be a different reinactment of a great event in American history.

atiqur sarker says:

i want to cancell my aol account urgently

i just have to laugh says:

I just have to laugh at people I woork for AOL and you all are a bunch whining hypocrits!!!! you all mess up and the first person you look to is AOL. ohhh I went over the free time and i want to cancloh yeah and i want my money back. HELLO it’s called responsibility! and you all grown ups take control of your life!!!!

Akhil says:

Hi
I am Akhil and working for AOL cancellation in new delhi,India.
LoL…american company shifting jobs to india.
Its easy to cancel AOL but u americans are really duffer.

Vladimir Gutsman says:

Please cancell our aol account. We are using Earthlink account now. Thanks.

AOL Cust. Service Eats Dick!! says:

AOL Sucks, I will never, ever join or allow any friends or Family of mine join. I will spread the word of how horrible the Customer service is when trying to cancel. They need to concentrazte on other things like keeping customers for legitimate reasons. Too many people have complaints that should tell them somehitng.

James says:

hiiii!!!i have worked for AOL cancellation…neone facing a problem can contact me at [email protected]….its real easy…and guess wat!!i can also give u tips to avail AOL for free….yes u wudnt have to pay a penny for ur AOL service…please do mail me..i will be more than glad to help….james

Cira says:

I am sending my cancellation of AOL to THREE different addresses, three different states and three different faxes. Last time I cancelled another account from them I, as well as many others I know, had to cancel my CREDIT and DEBIT card because they continued to take money out six months later.

Jonathan says:

sorry i can’t afford it please cancel my account mt password is neopet

elouassi said says:

i can’t efford aol service

Brian says:

Cancel my account im wit earthlink

joeuser says:

You fools,
This is not where you cancel your AOL service! Posting a message here won’t stop them from billing you. Call their toll free number 1-888-265-8008, and be firm. The customer service person’s job is to try to get you not to cancel. They’ll go ahead and extend the account for a couple months for you “to get any e-mail” or so you can “try it out while on your highspeed connection.” Someone who is good at their job will try to come up with a reason for you to keep the service and accept their offer to extend the account for free.
After around 3 attempts of them making the assumption you’ll accept their offer to extend the service, they’ll give up and give you a 10-digit confirmation number. If you don’t have this number then you have not canceled your account.

minata39 says:

thank for your advice joeuser it is very
true i tried to cancel aol and they convinced me to keep my account.
I even went to the bank told them not
to allow them to take eny money
from my account and the bank told
me to change my account so they will not get eny monry

bradley says:

You people are so sad. You get a kick out of abusing aol agents. We are trying to do our job. We work in cancellations and we will cancel accounts. That is what we get paid for. I will never work in this kind of environment again as people who call fail to recognmise that they are actually speaking to other PEOPLE who don’t really care at all why you want to cancel or if you are moiving away or whatever. They deserve to be spoken to politely in just the same manner you do!

Sick of AOL says:

I work in a cancellation dept for a Credit Card proc. I never ever treat or harrass my merchants like AOL does when they want to cancell. If I can save (because yes that is my job) great but I never try more than once. I am going to have to close my bank account too because AOL keeps saying Im not who I am, appreatlnly im me on my bank card though. AOL workers get over yourselves you know you are paid to piss people off so they wont cancell.

Merc248 says:

Good god, you guys are all idiots. I can’t believe people actually started posting their AOL emails and such on this website.
Okay, here, I’ll save you guys some time: http://www.cancel.ws – Another website dedicated to giving instructions on how to cancel an AOL account. Now for chrissakes, I cannot cancel your accounts either. You aren’t terminal ill, you aren’t babies, so I’m afraid I cannot spoon feed you.

dre says:

tell them you’re going to jail. that should do it.

Uh Uh says:

Tell them you are going to commit suicide.

sachi says:

i want to cancell aol but i do not know how to cancell….. chould you tell me how?

DiGi says:

jeeeez, aolers are really as dumb as they say.

Mirth says:

This is pretty funny Jake, I wonder if this article is experiencing the same thing that these blogs did:
http://www.laze.net/fait/archive/2002/07/28/maurys_blooper.php
http://blog.noetech.com/archives/2004/04/13/overhaulin.shtml
Blame people googling for a way to get away from AOL 🙂

Jake says:

Oh, I don’t doubt it. This post is over a year old and I leave the comments open just so I can see how many folks are going to post. It’s getting ridiculous.

Craig says:

Come on Jake, help the AOLers out! Maybe all the work you do for them can be some sort of tax write-off? Or you can always put it on a resume that you helped those who are mentally challenged.

Jake says:

HAHAHAHA….oh that’d be a resume builder.

Einstein says:

I work for an independent ISP and would have to agree with you that AOL customers are as dumb as they come.
“Once your with AOL do the rest of the world a favor……STAY THERE. You are too stupid to deal with the outside world!!!”

DasGrunGle says:

oh man, i’m glad they don’t have an Australia OnLine, i mean, if people are that dumb to go to an ISP that have a such bad reputation… well, enough said. but people are so DUMB nowadays. hello, customer service… “SERVICE”

MrStrype says:

Hello, I work for MSN. And let me tell ya…
FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS USE AOL!!!
Now back to your regularly scheduled programming. 🙂
~MrStrype

Amanda says:

I am about to finally cancel my aol account. I have ripped off AOL for about 6 months now. The first 2 months were free. I called them and told them that I need another month to decide because I was not able to enjoy it because my computer was in the shop.(of course I was lying) Then the next month, I told them I was going on vacation and wasn’t going to be back for 3 months, the idiot believed me and wanted to save me the trouble of cancelling and reinstalling the software. So now, 6 months later, I am moving and I don’t want to have to put up with all of this crap again so either they will give me another month free or I cancel. No hard feelings on my behalf!

ashley says:

well i tried to cancel my free trial today and of course they wouldnt let me . after 20 mins. of all of the wonderful things they have to offer . i told them that i forged a credit card for 45 days of free service and they still wouldnt let me go!!!!!!!!!!
some freaks huh?

Heather says:

I Just want to cancel , I don’t care what other services are available to me .
” Why do you want to cancel ? ” Because I just want to cancel . ” WHy ? ” Because I feel like it. I don’t know , maybe because it sucks 1/2 the time it doesn’t work because of the POP ups you guys try and put on it to get more money , and maybe I can’t afford it , maybe I’m just plain sick , tired and irritated with it , ok!

PAMELA CAMPBELL says:

CANCEL MY AOL FREE TRAIL MEMBERSHIP

stephanie says:

You are all right, I praised aol over and over while I had their service, but they just did not accept my cancellation. They were very rude the man didn’t even give me a chance to cinfirm my cancellation number before he said listen to this disclaimer and hung up on my. But yeah when he thought he would be able to put my account on hold instead of cancelling it he was all lovy-dovy. As soon as I said no, please just cancel my account he got rude rambled a bunch of crap in my ear and hung up on me, I always loved my AOL till now! I’ll try RoadRunner!!

Kendra says:

i have tryed and tryed to cancle my damn aol service, but some how i always get suckered into not doing it. I really like the thing on selling the computer and not getting a new on. I only wish i could have told them somthing like that 3 months ago the first time i tryed to cancle. The people there are really great but come on their survice sucks! you have to agree with that one. Well thanks for teaching me a great way how to tell them you are cancling, and knowing tha there is no way for them to talk you back into it.
Kendra

Maurice H. Bent says:

WANT TO CANCELL my ACCOUNT with AOL

Cancle my AOL account I can’t get through and I am busy. Account kkevinkat thanks.
Regards,

Justin says:

I find it amazing how ignorant people can be. There is a reason that AOL has a TOS tems of service agreement. When you agree to that you are saying that you will cancel before the end of the free trial if you dont want to be billed. Its in English.
Also, what decent service wouldnt try to keep you as a member? Only a clown would run a company and have their CSP’s say, ‘Oh you want to cancel? Ok your cancelled, bye.” Use a little common sense. Any large service like AOL uses the same type of retention sales. MSN, Earthlink, Quest, Comcast.
On a side note you should also know that a company such as MSN will pay a retention employee a higher wage if they have worked for AOL before. Because of the training required to get the AOL job. So you may as well hate MSN. You should also hate Earthlink, Roadrunner, Compuserve, Walmart connect and Netscape as they are all partnered wilh AOL.

Justin says:

PS Just a little word of advice. I cant stand seeing peolpe saying “I got suckered into taking a free month.’ People, you are grown adults. Learn some responsibility. Get a spine and say no to the offer. And also the “i dont have a computer” thing doesnt work. An AOL consultant has been trained to respond to any siutation and that is a very easy one, sorry to tell you.
Read the writting when you sign up. AOL has several ways to cancel its service without having to call in. Use them if you have a hard time telling someone no.

talib says:

My friends, iditots, wimps and fellow internet users…everytime I come to this website it tickles me even more to read the stories you idiots post. To cancel an AOL account, you have to get a conformation number! I have worked in 3 different retention departments including AOL at one point and as a service rep you have one job…one job only…KEEPING THE MEMBER!! If you owned a company and one of your customers left you would see that your employee’s did the same. General business practice is not taught but grade school…I know, but when you talk to someone on the phone who has talked to 58 other people just like yourself that same day, with the same problems, the same horrible ( I hate AOL attitude ), of course the rep will get frustrated. They are paid to reach numbers and if they do not reach numbers than they loose their job. Just as you would if you could not filp burgers fast enough. So before you judge the person behind the phone understand where they stand. With some of the questions you ask, I doubt they think that you are that intelligent yourself. At that same moment you are brushing them off or saying something smart, they are thinking about the things they could say to you if they did not have children to feed.

paul l garcia says:

dear sir, I have tried repeadely to cancel my trial period with aol and have been unable to.
I would appreciate your cancelling this for me Immediately!
Thank you………..sincerly Paul L Garcia

paul says:

THis is for “I just had to laugh”! If you are what aol is hiring, I see why most people want to cancel!! You don’t know how to spell for one, and you sound like an Idiot!
You’re probably the one I told to cancel my aol and couldn’t understand!
I hope your superiors read this and know who you are!! and fire your stupid ass!!

Bruce says:

The key point missing from this discussion is that AOL is an online service, yet you have to use a telephone or fax machine to cancel your billing account, unlike CREATING an account which is done online, WITHOUT a handwritten signature. AOL’s methodology smacks of outright, unadulterated fraud. I’m delighted to see news of the lawsuits, and astounded that AOL uses these blatantly ugly retention methods.
I went to AOL today merely to cancel my account because their Usenet service is so poor. That, at least could conceivably improve. After the time I’ve had trying to cancel my account, I will never use them again if they deliver a Usenet server to my front porch. Way to go AOL. I’ll bet returning customers are just beating down the door.

PHEAPMINN says:

I WANT TOO CANCELL MY AOL ACOUNTS..
ACOUNTS NUMBER 010872352

BellaDonna says:

I wish to cancle my 45 day free membership trial perios thur aol.

BellaDonna says:

I wish to cancle my 45 day free membership trial period thur aol. (Today)

shuai,wang says:

I wish to cancle my AOL ACOUNTS

I want to cancel my AOL account too. My user name is [email protected] and my password is password. Please turn off my computer after you’re done canceling my account as I’ll have hung myself and don’t want the power bill going up either.

And feed the fish

Jake says:

Should I walk the dog, too?

Shami says:

Hi, I want to cancle my aol account and service becaue i have optimum online now and i dont need aol anymore.

indisbelief says:

Wow!! It’s really true that the average I.Q. in the U.S. is 100>just alittle over retarded. No wonder you retardicans vote for bush.

Mike says:

We have no use for your servises any longer . Selling the computer.

Chris says:

Well I just cancelled AOL – it didn’t take that long – he tried to tell about firewall protection and the like but I just said, ‘please don’t go there I just don’t need your service’. That was all it took.
Good luck..

George says:

hey indisbelief – Bush Won I’ll bet that pisses you off doesn’t it..

leslie says:

You can cancel your service all you want. It doesn’t mean they won’t bill you anyway…as they did me….and my brother-in-law…his was a year after he cancelled his account. Charges just started appearing from AOL. For all you guys supporting AOL…if they’re so honest then why is a class action law suit being filed against them for fraudulent billing? Sorry, all those interested…the cut off date was 12/21/04….I just missed it. DANGIT! DOWN WITH AOL! go to http://www.cancelrefund.com to find out more about the suit. 🙂

Joe says:

Hey, First you all say that AOL is for retarded people, yeah, people who know there hard drive from there modem use AOL and it is a Damn Good Sevice for them, The same retards who use it allow 23.90 to get debited from their account each month for a year before doing anything, I hope leslie comes back and reads this your hole family is retarded for letting that happen. AOL is a DAMN GOOD COMPANY. They feed and clothe my wife and kid off me HELPING PEOPEL WITH THEIR AOL, if a mem calls me and was “Slamed” or “Gamed” (AOL Term for account left open when member wanted it closed) I give them A)their money back and B) The satisfaction of knowing that once AOL gets word of it (A specific credit code and note are placed in the account for review) The retention consultant will be terminated much like your account if thats what you would like done. AOL is now regulated by the FTC, a letter is sent if you call cancelation and the note that pays our bonus is placed in your account. Why would some one leave your account open risking their job and not note it to get the commision? Also alot of the situations that I read here with AOL, I deak with these, there is more to it than meets the eye. Maybe durring one of these “I cancelled 3 months ago and still get billed” calls are where your brat fucking kid turned it back on by calling and pretending to be you? Or maybe you forgot to call AOL and read all this shit so you thought you could pump your fucking fist and get your way, tough shit. There are so many other things that can be avoided with aol if you just call before your billing date to cancel, pay attention to what AOL has, not the bull shit these people preach to you. AOL give every premium service online (even broadband phone service) for one fee. (With the exeption of like 4 other services they offer) The point of my job at AOL is to take a person who has already had something in their home for 2 years and then show them something cool it could do and that they have always had it. people i work with are happy when they keep their accounts, because they found somthing new and better in what they already had. Remember when you call to cancel aol we are not selling you anything, we are just telling you about something that you already have. I mean shit they are gonna loose your buisness and they have a service packed with goodies for their customers, DAMN RIGHT they are gonna pay someone to tell you what you have before you get rid of it, would you not do the same thing if you ran an internet company?

Jason says:

I had this AOL account for only a few days and decided I did not need it. I called to cancel at approx and was verbally assalted and berated. The representitive would not give me thier name or transfer me to a manager and continued to demean me for my cancelation. Syaing I was ruining the company, etc. After 10 minutes of arguing with this invidual he finally agreed to cancel my account. All I can say is that the individual that closed my account was a very rude person and I would not like to have that type of customer service from any type of vendor I would use. The recorded conversation would certainly be one to listen to. Does anyone know if there is any AOL contact I can report this kind of conduct to?

Fred says:

I ahve a similar problem but has nothing to do with the free trial period. I have been a ‘dial up’ AOL customer for around 2 years. (Refuse to pay DSL AND phone. Cable not available.) I called to cancel my account and luckily, LUCKILY, got through to a rep. Got the same “song & dance” that’s listed in previous postings here. Stood my ground, “Please cancel.” I took the extra month (sucker that I am) so that my kids would have another stretch of time to make sure everybody was transferred to their new email accounts at Hotmail and Yahoo. Check the billing statement for my card account and could no believe it! Not only did they charge me “off” my billing cycyle, but they charged me for 2 months! Then about 5 days later, I get a “hard letter” with a “Thanks” for re”upping” with AOL. Can you imagine the agravation? I don’t give a darn if you are a rep and do your job well at AOL, with misleading reps in your fold, “one bad apple DOES spoil the barrell”. I will never EVER recommend AOL to anyone again because of this situation. Think of it! You’ve got to literally cancel your CC do get cancelled. And in the mean time Mr.Ms. AOL reps on-line, can I have YOUR CC number to recoup 2 months already charged? Now! Let’s hear what BS you have to offer now!!! (Hhhhmmm, hear this goes on at NetZero too … American Al-Quaida)

boiner cayes says:

sup! i what to calcel my AOLaccount because……. I dont know

kris says:

I work for AOL customer service Indian center. Please direct your requests to cancel your AOL accounts to me immediately. This is email based cancellation. Thank you.
[email protected]

TruOne says:

If They Give U A 9 Digit # Comfirm Number Does That Mean They Cancled Your Account And Wont Bill U Any More?

chris says:

i told them my house had burned down and i no longer had a computer.
the cust. service rep then suggested i keep the aol service and use it at a library or a friends house. you gotta be fucking kidding me aol

javaxman says:

This is some damn funny stuff. This thread’s been living and growing on some random blog site for years, just by people searching for “cancel AOL”. Hilarious.

Except that it’s really kind of sad. Something which should be dead simple to do – cancel a service – is being made very difficult to do, with the purpose being to keep a company making a profit. That said, AOL isn’t the only organization to pull this kind of stuff. Cell phone companies are pretty bad, too… but that doesn’t mean it’s right.

Still, y’all have brains and rights, learn to use both of them. I bet if you start talking about the letter you’ll write to the Federal Trade Commission, you’ll get your cancelation letter soon enough. Asking for supervisors, as always when dealing with support, is often a good idea as well.

Everyone should realize that the support guy you get on the phone is just trying to do his job. What’s his job? To keep you from canceling your AOL account.

Check out Joe’s post above “Joe said on 12/31/04 @ 12:36 AM:”…” a letter is sent if you call cancelation and the note that pays our bonus is placed in your account.”

Joe, do I read that right ? You guys get a bonus when you retain a customer, right? That’s an important bit of info for the end user, and *key* to why it’s so hard to get the service canceled.

What’s hard for some of the support guys to see is that having AOL, when you don’t want it, is really a hassle. Sure, AOL’s studio sessions might be exclusive content I can’t get elsewhere, but… I don’t want to watch rock videos on my computer, get it? I have another email account to manage, I don’t need AOL’s? I’d like to uninstall the bloated client app off my computer, thanks all the same?

Sure, I can get three _more_ months free, don’t you get that I don’t _want_ it? I’ll have to remember to call again in a couple of months to get a couple more months free, how convenient is that? It’s something I have to worry/think about, not something super-great for $24 a month, Joe, stop justifying your desire to get a bonus for keeping us on the service. That’s dishonest. My wife did not just get off the phone after saying “gee, that broadband content sounds great” she got off the phone saying “no!” and the support guy _still_ didn’t cancel the account.

Anyway, the bottom line? Tell them no. Tell them no three times. Tell them you need your cancellation confirmation number. Tell them you want it or you need to talk to their supervisor. If you get a supervisor, tell them you’ve tried repeatedly to cancel, and you’ll write a letter to the FTC, call your credit card company to cancel payment, and whatever else you need to do. Get names and direct-dial phone numbers for the people you talk to. Hold them accountable for their attempts to keep you on the service.

And, if you _want_ to watch videos of Britney Spears on your computer, by all means, milk them for as many free months as you can- they’ve accounted for that in their $24 per month pricing, after all.

Joe Again says:

Hope that javaxman comes back, I liked to read what peolpe have said after me on here, we also only get paid bonus if you keep the account for 90 days, also if your wife was paying attention she would have heard someone tell her that it is only 9.95 a month to have aol with a high speed connection and it also gives you video news sports weather tv clips and other stuff, as well as complete Mcafee virus scann for 9.95 a month, not that bad.

Donald says:

02/09/05
Don, cancel becouse some one cry wolf to AOL they put me on 6 month warning, so AOL can take this Internet and shove it up ya know what Johnny paycheck said to do, they to menty Internet out there to put up with AOL watch you like you little kid ready to squat and start grunting and drop little T*,

clayton says:

for all u aol reps out there suck my dick u lil bitches.me and my lawler going to get paid.

bobby K says:

I am moving and canceled my phone service, so can you cancel AOL and my newspaper too. I don’t want a lot of papers stacking up on my porch, especially when it rains. Wet newspapers will kill the grass if they get un rolled.
Thanks
Bobby

I_RULE__U_SUCK says:

8 Minutes to cancel AOL
Questions:
0901 Dialed
(HOLDING)
0905 Answered
1)Name
2)screen name
3)security question
4)Why you are cancelling? Computer is broke and dont need the service
5)Are you getting another computer? No
6)What did you use the internet for? E-mail and surfing
7)Surfing what types of things? News, Sports, Weather,…? Sports
8)Oh, did you know we have the latests scores, information and interviews of your favorite players and teams by going to keyword SPORTS? Yeah, I know.
9)Also we are partnered with Tiger Direct to give you a computer with …….. monitor, printer, for $299 and can spread that over 6 months for $50 a month? No thank you. Im not interested.
10)Did you know that this is a mobile service and you cantake it a friends house, library, pda or mobile computer. I will set you up until April 11th to go ahead and try the service in the new ways I have listed and contemplate the the offer for the new computer. No thank you. Can i just cancel the service
11)You don’t want time to check your email? No thank you. Can i just cancel the service
12)Will people know that your screenname will be different? No thank you. Can i just cancel the service
It will be canceled on the 11 MARCH your confirmation number is…. thank you and choose AOL again. Please listen to this disclaimer. Good bye. (RUDENESS)
Disclaimer recording….
0909 Hang up

AOHELL says:

Please cancel my account as well. I’m 14 and put in my mom’s credit card number so I could get free porn and ever since I’ve had to worry about it every month. I’ve got like 2 years of AOL for free and I don’t use it because I finally got cable. Pedro won’t cancel me! The account is [email protected].

AOHELL says:

Nevermind. I got them to cancel it in under 8 minutes…on the second try. I have to admit that AOL has the crappiest service I have ever experienced. Every time I call and get an american person they can’t let me into my account because my question is wrong or the address is wrong. But every time I get some indian fucker they let me in like clockwork.
I told the indian person I had put in a fake credit card number and fake information. She was actually nice. Tried to offer me Broadband service after I told her I was selling my computer as well though.
Good luck everyone.

i want to cancel my aol please

AOHellNo says:

Tried to cancel via the fax number on AOL’s cancel section. The fax never picked up after 8 tries over two days. So I mailed in a cancel to the PO Box 1600. Just got that back today as “Undeliverable, Unable to Forward”. So it’s back to calling my credit card company to dispute the charges every month. *sigh*
I am highly amused as the number of folks who think they can use this site to cancel AOL… Is “moron” too harsh a term? *L*

Carlos says:

My girlfriend used to work for wellsfargo and told me THEY’RE THE WORST! as you all know already, But what you can do is start a new bank account and cancel your old one. Without an open account AOL/Earthlink or any of these SOB’s cant charge you any money. I know it might be a hassel, but i know from experience that its way easier to do this than to try and cancel AOL. Hope this Helps.

kat says:

i got aohell in january i was given a month free trial now ive been told i owe them 54 pounds how that is i never know as i paid 16 pounds on the 12th of feb wen my free trail run out so i honed them i got told i never paid 4 december or january how can that b wen i never got aol till the 12 of feb 05 so ive tryed to cancel 3 times they still wont do it and the still r taking money out of my account so im fed up with phoning them and being stuck in a que so i want my aol cancelled as aol should of been renamed AOHELL

kat says:

soz every one was so wound up i cant even spell rite

LATINA EVANS says:

I WOULD LIKE TO CANCEL MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE IT’S COSTING TOO MUCH MONEY

LATINA EVANS says:

I’ WANT TO CONCEL MY AOL BECAUSE MY COMPUTER GOT STOLING AND I’M NOT BUYING ANOTHER ONE AND I’M MOVING OUT TOWN SO I DON’T HAVE NO USE FOR IT ANYMORE.

Sharon Iaulualo says:

It took me weeks to get service with AOL because I kept getting someone with a foreign accent who couldn’t understand what I wanted. They said that they sent a modem when they didn’t and then I had to wait another month to get the modem, because I was finally connected to an American who said they didn’t send out the modem even though they said they did. Then when I did get it they tried to charge me for the supposedly free months. Now I supposedly owe $115+ for two months service. I’m trying to switch to another internet service for the second time. The first time the guy from India pretended his computers were down and he couldn’t do it. I will not pay the bill.

bridielamb says:

please could cancellAOLACCOUNT nowthank you

lubers says:

9.0 sucks. 7.0 was a little better. Free McAfee my ass, try to download the upgrades. They don’t get it!

thomas schwarz says:

we are moving need to cancle A.O.L.

DJ says:

I recently tried cancelling aol and no matter HOW many times I strived to talk over the aol rep, it didn’t work. He kept trying to talk over me, as well. All I wanted to do was cancel. I understand that those of you who work with AO-HELL are just trying to earn some money playing goalie for aol, but you’ve gotta let some people slip through.
Btw, they didn’t let me off the hook b/c the guy on the other end lengthened my free months against my willl. As I was telling him to, “Please cancel, sir,” over and over again, he continued to read his script. He proceeded to tell me that the company was paying for those free months and they’d lose money if I didn’t take them. I’m not using them. Right now my account’s still going on the free months Dell gave me with my new computer. Next time I’ll just say SHOVE the AOL and stick to what I’ve got.
All I wanted to do was see the new features. It used to be SO easy in the past to cancel. But now, those suckers are relentless.
Them: Why do you want to cancel aol?
Me: Because I’m dying and I won’t need it anymore after I’m dead.
Them: But you can still use aol in heaven!! Here, let me hook you up with 3 more months.
Okay, maybe that’s not what I said by a long-shot, but my point is BEWARE! They’re even more relentless than they were before.

fraud says:

Hi I was wondering if anyone wants to cancel AOL could I try for you? I just need your phone #, Screen name and security question to cancel it. I’m gonna call and record the conversation then put it on the net so everyone can see how sucky they are.

EasyCall says:

If you want to cancel AOL you can’t post here or call some website owner like me and cancel. I have a list of ways to cancel AOL, MSN and others on my site here http://www.easycall.net/cancel-aol.shtml
I am constantlyt amazed how some AOLers will email me their username, password and even credit card numbers thinking I can cancel them just because they landed on my site when they searched for “cancel aol”. I finally took my phone number off that page because I got tired of paying the toll free charges for these kind of calls.

bob says:

just so you know, earthlink has absoutley nothing to do w/aol, they accually hate them, just cant say it on the phone. and another thing, they are just doing thier jobs when they offer you other things before cancelling they are not trying to be stupid or get on your nerves, wheter they do or not doesnt matter but they have to earn a living too and all you haters need to get off the internet so much and go get a f–king life
and by the way the whole time you are thinking how dumb they are they are sitting there with a smile on their face thinking of how stupid someone like this really is, when you are the ones calling them for help.

TurboGSR says:

i swear people in general are stupid, im going to cancel aol to go to road runner or go to adelphia because its faster…dumbasses aol owns road runner, netscape, compuserve, wal-mart connect and now adelphia. lol it just amazes me how some ppl are so ignorant if u dont want aol and think its so lame why even use it. aol is a membership not just a internet connection. if u compare value to value aol will exceed any other isp, since aol does not bundle highspeed anymore ever since the time warner merger. its called a monopoly”aol is slow” compared to broadband…duh dial up will always be slow. thats why u piggy back aol with ur broadband….stupid!! aol is just a browser with membership goodies like free security software, free 24hr TECH support, free web accelerator, exclusive movie and music release before anyone else….i can go on and on about what aol offers. AOL/Time Warner is a multi-billion dollar company aol owns the rights to alot of stuff out there and they provide it free with the membership. i guarantee u go a diff. provider and try to get 1/4 the fraction of the content aol provides you’ll be spending more then what you’ll be paying for aol 3 or 4 times more per month. you think netzero is better because of there “highspeed” dial up…LMFAO any idiot that will pay netzero $14.95/month deserve to be ripped off. I hate to be the one to tell the dumbass that netzero sells there members info to third partys. u think u have pop ups and spam now? lol. AOL is the ONLY isp that does not share members info with a 3rd party. dont believe me about aol’s policy with privacy and security? go to http://www.truste.com aol is ranked #1 in internet security. i will give my right nut to anyone that can prove that another isp out there can provide the content, value, privacy & security that aol offers at a lower cost. just dont call aol and complain once ur ass got a virus on the computer because netzero provided u with free email protection, cause we all know viruses only come in the email…LMFAO!!!! you can get aol dialup right now for 14.95/month unlimited or if u have highspeed its just 9.95 all u have to do is call and ask.

Anthony says:

Will these AOL people listen to A kid i don’t remeber my information At all but my kid does cause he snoops around the account and he was there when we bought it and it was nothing but a pain from day 1.

martha says:

good luck to all, have fun.

Justinisdumb says:

I’m not sure who this Justin guy is on here, who keeps posting about AOL and babbling about responsibility. Or anything about any of the other people who work for AOL as cancellation specialists and hate their shitty job so much that they feel that they need to get on here and defend it. But for those people….
We’re not talking shit about you. Just about AOL. I believe the main thrust of this is trying to cancel our accounts without being rude to the people who work for AOL. Yes, trying to be nice to the same fucks who won’t let us cancel our account.
The way I see it, well, it is their job to have us keep our accounts. So I don’t feel like just being an ass about it, because most of the time they are so nice.
But Justin, you have some kind of complex. Find a new job. AOL sucks, anyway.

TurboGSR is dumb says:

Now, why would someone call AOL when they switched to Netzero and got a virus?
I like how you claim to be the soul of intelligence, as an AOL user, but your entire post was a combination of three or four run-on sentences.
How about: I’m going to cancel AOL because I already have a broadband connection and I’m smart enough to get better than AOL’s content on the web for free. That’s right – without having to pay an extra $___ per month.
How about…AOL’s tech support is not really that great. Most of the time, all they can do is tell me to go to keyword: AOL Computer Checkup. Almost all the time, I know more than them. And I barely know jack shit about computers.
Also you have some serious fucking grammar issues: “there” is not a posessive pronoun, to begin with.
But the main flaw in your argument is this: You are offering a right testicle, which you might not even have to begin with, for someone who can give you another ISP with the content, value, privacy, and security that AOL offers.
*Not everyone wants their shitty content. Taking this a bit further, any ISP that offers the internet offers just as much content as AOL. It’s all out there for the taking, if you know how to do it.
*Value is relative (for example: If I get to use their stupid AOL Radio with my membership, that’s worth maybe….half a penny to me. Thus…to me, AOL’s value is extremely low)
*Privacy – what the hell does this mean, anyway? I have a broadband connection, and I haven’t noticed any increase in advertising, spam mail, or physical mail to my home address.
*Security – What, AOL’s antivirus software is a great bastion in computer security? You can actually get much better security programs to complement your antivirus for less than you pay AOL for.
So, I’d appreciate you setting up a URL with a picture of you severing your right testicle. In fact, sever both. We don’t need idiots like you breeding.

Kelly says:

This site is so funny, I tried like many others to find an online cancelation service for aol UK, just because I have a new aol account in the USA. Yes AOL is a pain in tha ass, but I still prefer it over the others (so Far) Anyways, its so funny, made my evening, still need to call aol tomorow now, but I now have tools to do the job fast.
By the way, aol travellers advantage is just as hard to cancel, but I managed that after 3 attempts, finally I realised I just had to say no thanks, no thanks, no thanks, NO THANKS!!!!!!
BYEEEEE
Kelly

Badoo says:

I know that it is as hard as hell to get rid of AOL. But a few weeks ago I needed an internet connection in a hurry and took the chance and used one of those free trial AOL discs that keep coming in the mail (which is another reason I don’t like AOL). Now I need to cancell and while searching for info and a number to call to call (which AOL conveniently makes very difficult to find) I ran into this site wich, I have to say, has a fitting name. No offense, but I find all this discussion on cancelling AOL “utterly boring”.
What more is there to say but, JUST CALL AOL AND CANCEL! I know about their pressure tactics to keep customers around, but they really can’t force you to stay. Now, if they offer you a deal you can’t refuse, take it, if you want. But if you want no more sorry ass AOL in your computer, just say “NO!” – which is not to say you will completely get rid of them, but it’s the first step. No need to tell them you’re leaving the country, or going to prison or are checking into a hospice to die. Just tell them that everytime you hear: “You’ve Got Mail!” you fly into uncontrollable rage. That should scare them into cancelling your account.
The number to cancell is 1-800-827-6364.
Bring it on!

omar says:

Can you please clouse my accont becouse im too busy and i dont have time .thanks

LaughingHysterically says:

I wouldn’t laugh too hard – all of you that are calling people retards. Most of you can’t even spell correctly in your messages.
AOL sucks and yes, they are scamming people. It doesn’t take a high IQ to figure that out. Get real.

LaughingHysterically says:

Check out this link. It’s Consumer Affairs.
http://consumeraffairs.com/internet/aol_cancel.html

pjhanso says:

swift swift sure aol no this kbo is my word wont they ever go swift swift i say

Mike says:

I also told aol I was moving out of country and and needed to cancel my account. I was off the phone in less than 5 minutes after only a few questions. This excuse seemed to work very well as I did not have to bargain with aol.

John says:

AOL suspended my account by accident after someone else recieved a TOS violation. I demanded my account be cancelled and I must’ve cussed out 50 Indians that day. By the way this e-mail address is gone and will never return. I will never use AOL again and I’m sending all their free-trail CD’s back to them, with an extra surprise curtesy of my dog’s rear end.

avcont says:

i would like to get the number to the cancelation dept. so i can cancle aol Thanks Albert

jackie says:

I love AOL,i dont know why its hard for people to understand that there is a big difference between a parent company and a child one.AOL started the internet world,any new thing that comes in the internet world it comes to AOL first.Dont u see the advertisement telling u about the safety features that AOL provides,see im concerned about my safety and security,now the ball is in your court.Think like an adult,dont be just concerned about the money.

SM says:

AOL started the Internet world?? LMAO! How old are you, like 12? AOL made access to the Internet easier for the dumbass masses, I will give you that.

Christina says:

hi , US people are such a impatient & dumb people,when given a nice internet service like AOL , they dont know the worth of it . Just know to blame things on every one .

JoeMamma says:

Just tell them that you only needed the account to finish sending out a huge unsolicted adult newsletter that was slowing down your regular isp.

Walimmordany says:

can you close my AOL account because I call many times to AOl very complicated, this is not profesional company. and I am going to move to other country

Mark says:

The best strategy for canceling your account is to weird the customer service rep out. Before I got a broadband connection, I use to milk AOL for free months of service. When I canceled my last account, the rep asked me why I wanted to cancel. I told her the service didn’t provide easy access to child pornography. Within no time I got my cancelation confirmation number.
Another time I told a rep that I had to serve a 1 year prison sentence on drug charges. I told her I was a crack dealer.
If your going to cancel your account, you might as well have fun while doing it. Be creative.

dont worry says:

aol, hummmmmmm wat can i say
its soooooooo slow thats y im goin to cancel it n get DSL n its cheaper n faster

Kelly says:

Can anyone please tell me what they ask when you call to cancel? Someone above noted name, screen name, and security question…is that it? I’m neither the primary master screen name holder nor am I the one being billed, so I’d like to get information from the people I need to beforehand. I can’t wait to rid myself of AOL. Good luck to those of you trying to do the same.

Jim Levigne says:

I’d like to cancel my account.
[snip]
Utterlyboring.com Editor’s Note: This idiot decided to post his user/pass as well as CC # here on this site — obviously I’ve deleted it. For cripes sakes, folks: I don’t work for AOL, and can’t do a damn thing about your account. Read the whole page, and not just Google results, before you comment here thinking that I can cancel your account. Thanks for understanding, you idiots.

Bruce says:

If you want to cancel your AOL than simply call and cancel it. It really is not very hard. I called in and spoke to a very nice customer representative and told them that I had switched to a high speed service after they asked my why I would like to cancel. They than asked me a few questions that I responded to politely. They told me some information that I did not know about and was actually quite impressed. When they began to try and sell me on keeping my AOL I listened nicely (People just don’t realize how far common courtesy will go these days…) but I politely responded, “No thankyou but I appreciate the offer!” They than asked me why I still wanted to cancel (Keep in mind this person was still very polite!) I said no thankyou again and they gave me a cancelation number after one more offer. That was it! If you would all just let them do there job it only takes a few minutes to cancel just be nice about it! If they offer you something good than take it! You all seem funny when you gripe about receiving free internet…

freakin_idiots!! says:

anybody that complains about the aol service just say NO its not that hard at all. the only thing the cancellation dept does is try to educate you on the value of AOL if you dont want it dont take it. get your cancelation number but dont cry about “being scammed” because that i know for sure is not AOL’s buisness practice. before you sign up for anything wouldnt you want to read the fine print??? any intelligent person knows not to sign up for anything before reading the fine print. unless your just an idiot.

aol lover says:

i cant believe all of the retards in this room. are you guys serious. c’mon aol is very easy to cancel. you cant find the cancellation number, hmmmmm, maybe if you go to keyword cancel its right there in black and white. 1888 265 3872. nobody is hiding it from you. as far as aol not offering anything special. i dont know if anyone here realizes it but aol is a division of timewarner who pretty much has their hands into everything entertainment related. so of course aol members are gonna recieve exclusive content that nobody can offer. Maybe you all have a hard time canceling aol because you are morons. anyone who doesnt read the terms of service before signing up for the service is retarded. and if you only want aol for the trial becuase your crap service isn’t working anymore than dont even sign up. remember just one call, thats all

I love how many of these folks who seem to think this is a place to TO cancle AOL.
I am not sure that they are really ready to head out into the internet with out AOL to hold their hand.
Oh well, I guess we all know where the zombie computers come from now.

manderleywraith says:

This is amusing. I just cancelled AOL myself…I think he was new because he let me cancel after saying it twice and it’s my understanding that you have to say it three times. I used to like AOL, but not so much anymore. A couple of years ago, I received AOL for free for an entire year! I just kept trying to cancel and they kept giving me 2 months free.
I have never spoken with a rude representative. They are all very nice and of course they want you to stay on. One rep. told me that they make money from advertising and this is why they can afford to give away free months to everyone like it’s nothing.
People…just call: 1-888-265-8008 to cancel…this is just a random website, not a way to have your account cancelled!
I have also never been charged after cancellation.

bashibazouk says:

request everybody to be a little more careful of signing up for free services so that you can save yourself the trouble of cancelling it.

lish says:

hi can u delete my email account please… it keeps being hacked and people are sending emails out pretending to be me. i would appreciate if you can cancel the whole account 🙂 However i do not know the password as the hackers changed it, but please could you try. thanks
[email protected]

AolCancelpersonitthing says:

people please don’t cancel your accounts we give you 3 free months yes!!!!! We know we are outrageously overpriced egotistical jerks when it comes to high speed Internet but who gives a damn you get 2 free months..I mean 3 yes 3……We might have terrible customer service and put you on hold for a long time or mysteriously hang up on you when you keep insisting on cancelling.But hey free months yes!!!

D says:

wow…look at all this. Im about 20 days into my 45 day free trial, and I was on a chat room on MIRC, and I was talking about moving and cancelling my internet. Then they said it was hard. I didnt imagine it would be this hard…
I mean, I can understand AOL wanting to keep their customers, and going to a certain point to do so, but from what ive heard and seen, they seem to like to cheat their customers into staying customers, even against their will.
and if your reading this and for some reason, missed all the other warnings about posting your username and password here, stop, your making me laugh too hard. this site is completely unrelated to aol, and I realized that the second I seen it.
Im definately not going to sign up to any other free service without doing any research first, and the only reason I did so was because i didnt think a company would go to such questionable means to keep its customers. I even read all the stuff in the papers included in the cd case, and the entire disclaimer when installing the software, which is rare.
So im just gonna call that 1800 number thats up there, and hope to god that it isnt as hard as everyone says it is.
And im not quitting AOL because people say its the “tool of the devil”, i’m quitting because im moving to a place with high speed internet allready running 😛

wild bill says:

to cancel aol call 1-888-265-8003 they do suck and overcharge for thier service some times they use a generic host which is really slow.don’t take no for an answer

what the heck says:

you guys are retarded. the only generic host aol uses in microsoft internet exployer. aol is a great service that gives so much more than any other service on the planet. and if you dummies cant see that you shouldnt be on the internet. especially those of you who are trying to cancel on this site. with stupidity like this its no wonder why people are mad becuase they were billed after they canceled their acct. becuase they used this site or others like it and put a ridiculously stupid blog asking to cancel when thats not how you do it.

alanna says:

i want to cancle my free 45 day trial because im moving to an outer island

Stephen says:

YOU ALL AOL WORKERS NEED TO STFU, why are you here anyways. YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST SPECIE in the UNIVERSE. You guys are tricky bastards try to rip ppl off. AOL is not 56k, it’s 46k, it never goes up to 56k, it freezes all the time
the reason i used the free trail b/c i moved to a new house and need to wait to install FIOS from verizon, so i have a phone line so i can chat w/ my buddies using 56k
after i got FIOS, i only made 1 phone call to cancel AOL in less than 10 min.
What i told them is
AOL: Hi, what’s the reason you calling today
ME: to cancel AOL
AOL: Oh! I hate to hear that
AOL: Any reason you want to cancel it?
ME: My computer is broken, so i cannot get online anymore
AOL: You can go fix your computer
ME: Nah my pc is too old, it cannot be fixed
AOL: A new computer only costs 300$
ME: I don’t have money right now
ME: I just want to cancel it
AOL: I go ahead and give u 2 months free so you can use AOL when u buy a computer
ME: I just want to cancel it
AOL: I go ahead and change u to a 4.95$ plan (WARNNING!! I will explain later)
ME: I just want to cancel aol
ME: I just want to cancel aol
**silent for 30 second**
ME: you there? I just want to cancel it
AOL: well, you can buy a computer or fix your old one
ME: cancel it, have you cancel it yet?
AOL: I am doing it for u right now
AOL: ok you are all set
AOL: just stay on the line i will send u to confirmation
then it switched me to a auto respond and gave me confirmation number
it was really fun to lie to those annoying specie, i was holding up my middle finger the entire time, then i am so glad that i can cancel AOL in just 1 phone call after i read all this posts. well it’s 5 am night guys!
oh by the way DSL and FIOS is so much cheaper now, consider it
(WARNNING)
when they said the 4.95plan and didn’t explain anything to do, it’s a trick, sure it’s 4.95$ plan, but 4.95$ for 3 hours, then it costs 2.5$/hour, alot of ppl fall into this trick and pay like hundreds and thousands of dallors, beware

Stephen says:

what the heck said on 08/09/05 @ 06:19 PM:
you guys are retarded. the only generic host aol uses in microsoft internet exployer. aol is a great service that gives so much more than any other service on the planet.
YesNo their service only “ok” when u have high speed internet, 56k is way toooooooooo slow to do anything

HAHA says:

just tell them i want to cancel aol because the keyword: gay porn didn’t work

what the heck says:

wow!!!!
stupidity is at an all time high now. first of all its spelled species stephen, and
i wouldnt insult the representative like
that, they were just trying to help you.
but you failed to realize that! grow some
balls my friend, you have to lie
to the representative to get your acct canceled, that is pretty sad. and also if that is true what you said about the 495
plan then that would have worked perfect
for you if in fact your pc was broken you wouldnt be using it more than three hours in a month. gosh that really doesnt sound like a trick to me. and no aol runs at 56 k but if you modem isnt that fast then of course you wont connect at that speed. i am just really sad at how
our educational system has failed us and retards like you stephen are allowed to
roam free without supervision

Stephen says:

oh! shut up, u r just mad! u work for AOL.
even pro programmers told me AOL sucks
one of my friend’s dad is a programmer in the Department of Treasury told me AOL is a joke
My other friend’s dad is a programmer and hacker for The Pentagon told me AOL is so bad, slow, expensive, etc
If i don’t lie, the representative will try to find a way to make you stay on AOL, i don’t have time to play those little game, my main point is to cancel AOL
If a representative wants to help me, they will just cancel the service immediately when i SAY the word “CANCEL”. I don’t think they understand the word “CANCEL” if u don’t repeat it 20 times.
If people really like AOL they won’t even call AOL to cancel the service at all.
type in “lawsuit against AOL” in google, not surprisingly it pops out a list of lawsuits.
yes our education system is bad, even china’s education system is so much better than USA, haha
my modem is not old or slow, it’s v.92
netzero has faster connection than aol, and because they don’t over charge their customers, million of people already switched to NetZero
“roam free w/o supervision”
First Amendment: freedom of speech my friend
EVERYONE, GET DSL OR FIOS! 56k generation is coming to an end.

Gaboo says:

Doing the mail in thing doesn’t work either…
I’ve sent in at least 12 letters to cancel (with all the information they need) and each time I get a post card back from them saying “You’re still a member, because we need the following information.” And the information requested on the post card is the *exact same fucking information I just sent them*

Stephen says:

call their asses
1-888-265-8003
then tell them u r moving out of country, you don’t need aol anymore
or if they want to keep you
say if i have to call one more time, it will be my lawyer on the phone.

coleman lynette says:

i am now living with my boyfriend who also has aol and they are unwilling to cancel me at a phone number that no longer exist.

stephen has no life says:

you are a funny little boy stephan. i guess
you are nt aware that netzero is on a
56 k connection just like aol. its just a
bare bone service thats probably why
its faster. a race car is faster than a
regular car but at least you can enjoy a
backseat. aol has so many extra features
that make the service better. like virus protection. hmmm, netzero doesnt have that huh. or any dsl service. again be a
man and tell the truth. you are scared that
you might be wrong. thats why you have
to lie to aol. if you tell them the truth they
might show you the light and your dumbass would realize that its a good
service. thats why millions of americans
switch to netzero…… and then call aol back
two months later reactivating their aol.
thats why its better and over 30 million peole have it.
retard
notice stephan had nothing to say about his constant mispelling of species. cause he is retarded.

Lois Herzog says:

I don’t have the money to keep aol I am using an server.

can you cancel my aol acount please

i dont want the aol account any more

Stephen says:

YOU ARE JUST MAD, YOU LOSER!
First, Stephen is not my real name, keep callign stephen a dumbass who cares. Second, I have a life that is so much better than urs. I have a better
job, and ur don’t, ur only a little human-betrayer working for AOL answering
phone calls. ringggg ringggg, pick up the phone! HAHA! Third, i only misspelled one word it does mean i am a retard. Oh a retard would score 1590 on a SAT? i don’t think so.
Who cares about the virus protection, you can probably get a MUCH better
firewall and anti-virus program for free after mail in rebate in Best Buy, Compusa, ex. Well in fact, fucking AOL has so many AOL abs pop-ups of their
own, what a joke of saying “pop-ups blocker”.
Most DSL service has free virus protection and firewall, such as VERIZON
online DSL, it costs 29.95 a month, it can goes up to the speed of 3.8MB/SEC (that’s what i have right now), you can choose one of the 2 online services at NO COST to you: Verizon Yahoo! or MSN Premium, they both come w/ free Anti-Virus and firewall and much much more. almost 60 times faster than AOL dail up
and it only costs $6.05 MORE!
You are just scared that you are wrong.
You are just scared that ppl call to cancel AOL.
You are just scared that you might lose your job.
You are just scared that you cannot rip ppl off.
You are just scared that you are such a loser.
Stop saying AOL has so many extra features, those features are only good if u have boardband connection, otherwise 56k takes forEVER!
YOU SAID “thats why millions of americans switch to netzero…… and then call aol back two months later reactivating their aol. ”
WHAT A JOKE! PROVE IT! PROVE IT?
YOU SAID “thats why its better and over 30 million peole have it.”
DUH! AOL HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG ASS TIME! AND THEY ARE SO EASY TO GET B/C THEY KEEP LANDING THEIR CD IN THE MAILBOXES creating pollutions.
My Favorite quotes i saw online
“Easy to get, Hard to cancel”
“AOL – once a customer, always a customer”
again be a man and tell the truth aol is so hard to cancel, again be a man, when someone asks to cancel AOL, just cancel it
By the way, I was talking about how hard to cancel AOL. you retard started something else.
go back to ur seat and answer phone calls
good dog, AOL will feed you
CANCEL AOL NOW!
CALL 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
and say u r moving out of country
or say ur pc broke down and not getting new one
or say AOL is hard to find gay porn
or say whatever, just DONT accept any of their offers
notice: “what the heck” and “stephen has no life” is the same retard cock sucker.

hahahahaha says:

ok stephan, or whatever your name is, once again, not man enough to tell the
truth, even about your name. you are
really one of the dumbest people on the \
internet i swear. yeah maybe aol is not ‘
right for you, or any internet provider for
that matter. first of all you fucken idiot, you mispelled the word mispelled, c’mon,
i thought you scored a 1590 on your sats, seems like you are living in the
past. maybe you shouldnt have dropped all that acid after high school and you might not be such a retard. yeah i used to work at aol only becuase they paid for
college. but you know what, when i did
work there i bet i made more money
than you did, and thats without a college
degree. and you need to realize that all they try to do is help people when they call and do their jobs. its not the person
who answers the phone who writes the
policy, its aol. they are normal people just
like anybody else, just trying to make a
living. and if you are gonna take it personally they are just giving you some
options you could try then you are just sad retard, ( i figure since your name isnt stephan i think retard would be more
fitting) and yeah verizon has virus protection and so does any fucken highspeed provider out there, but its only for your email. and being the genius that you are you would know that there are
many other ways to get a virus on your computer. and yeah aol has been around for a long time, but so has msn, and netscape, and netzero. but where are all of their members. seriously retard, you
havent said one thing that makes any
sense, other than dial up being slow, but
any retard can come to that conclusion. but that doesnt mean that there is anything wrong with the aol service itself. all dial ups are slow. and before you submit another blog, ask yourself, do i have anything valid to say. or am i just shitting out of my mouth. and i think that its hilarious that you admitted that you are a retard cause you mispelled one word. that is just too much. and the only person that is scared is you buddy,
i am not the one who has to make up
bullshit reasons like moving out of the country to cancel a service. because you
are scared of being sold. and thats the bottom line. go back to your mommies nipple you sad scared little boy. and sorry i dont suck cock. i know you are disappointed. but i dont go that way retard. and i think everyone already knew that what the heck and stephan has no life is the same person, thanks for stating the obvious.
fucken idiot

Jake says:

Easy there, champ. Let’s not bad-mouth somebody about “mispelled” words when you misspelled it yourself.

Stephen says:

balalalal, none of what you just typed make any sence.
I think u answered too many phone calls which made u retarded.
I read everything u typed, re-type what u r trying to say.
I took my SAT 2 years ago and scored 1590, just don’t be jealous that i am SO MUCH better and smarter than you.
Oh, i can spell “misspelled”, when i was in kindergarten, don’t konw who’s RETARD now. RETARD. only retarded ppl
would keep misspelling “mispelled” and tried to make fun of other ppl’s mistakes, retard.
oh how much u get paid? i am working for my friend’s dad in washington 57.75$/hour gov job. I can’t tell any more detail about my job b/c it’s confidential. AND I AM STILL WORKING ON MY COLLEGE DEGREES, just don’t be
Jealous, i am smarter, better, and make more money than you.
Most ppl complained that they couldn’t cancel AOL, that’s why so many websites is on google about how to cancel AOL fast. If it’s that easy to make AOL cancel your account, i don’t see any reasons why we even exist in this fourm, and i
don’t know why the fuck u even here. People just want to cancel AOL, and AOL makes it so hard to cancel it. Stop cover up for AOL, AOL is going down.
You go sign up for AOL and then try to cancel w/o telling them u had been working w/ AOL, see how quickly you can cancel it.
It’s just funny that you keep making stupid stories and saying stupid things that ppl won’t even know what you are trying to say, retard.
go back to your mommy’s pussy you retarded SPECIES, go drink ur mama’s menstruation b/c it will wakes you up. maybe swallow ur daddy’s cum will helps u build ur brain w/ all the protein in there, make u less retarded.
finally, “fucken” is not a word u retard, you “mispelled” it! retard
CANCEL AOL NOW! CANCEL AOL NOW!
CALL 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
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1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
and say u r moving out of country
or say ur pc broke down and not getting new one
or say AOL is hard to find gay porn
or say whatever, just DONT accept any of their offers.
DON’T LIKE THEM PUSH UR GUARD DOWN!

Stephen says:

So go away pussy
THE TOPIC HERE IS:
How to cancel an AOL account in 3 minutes
CANCEL AOL NOW! CANCEL AOL NOW!
CALL 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
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1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
and say u r moving out of country
or say ur pc broke down and not getting new one
or say AOL is hard to find gay porn
or say whatever, just DONT accept any of their offers.
DON’T LIKE THEM PUSH UR GUARD DOWN!

hahahahaha says:

ok stephan, or whatever your name is, once again, not man enough to tell the
truth, even about your name. you are
really one of the dumbest people on the \
internet i swear. yeah maybe aol is not ‘
right for you, or any internet provider for
that matter. first of all you fucken idiot, you mispelled the word mispelled, c’mon,
i thought you scored a 1590 on your sats, seems like you are living in the
past. maybe you shouldnt have dropped all that acid after high school and you might not be such a retard. yeah i used to work at aol only becuase they paid for
college. but you know what, when i did
work there i bet i made more money
than you did, and thats without a college
degree. and you need to realize that all they try to do is help people when they call and do their jobs. its not the person
who answers the phone who writes the
policy, its aol. they are normal people just
like anybody else, just trying to make a
living. and if you are gonna take it personally they are just giving you some
options you could try then you are just sad retard, ( i figure since your name isnt stephan i think retard would be more
fitting) and yeah verizon has virus protection and so does any fucken highspeed provider out there, but its only for your email. and being the genius that you are you would know that there are
many other ways to get a virus on your computer. and yeah aol has been around for a long time, but so has msn, and netscape, and netzero. but where are all of their members. seriously retard, you
havent said one thing that makes any
sense, other than dial up being slow, but
any retard can come to that conclusion. but that doesnt mean that there is anything wrong with the aol service itself. all dial ups are slow. and before you submit another blog, ask yourself, do i have anything valid to say. or am i just shitting out of my mouth. and i think that its hilarious that you admitted that you are a retard cause you mispelled one word. that is just too much. and the only person that is scared is you buddy,
i am not the one who has to make up
bullshit reasons like moving out of the country to cancel a service. because you
are scared of being sold. and thats the bottom line. go back to your mommies nipple you sad scared little boy. and sorry i dont suck cock. i know you are disappointed. but i dont go that way retard. and i think everyone already knew that what the heck and stephan has no life is the same person, thanks for stating the obvious.
fucken idiot

Stephen says:

balalalal, none of what you just typed make any sence.
I think u answered too many phone calls which made u retarded.
I read everything u typed, re-type what u r trying to say.
I took my SAT 2 years ago and scored 1590, just don’t be jealous that i am SO MUCH better and smarter than you.
Oh, i can spell “misspelled”, when i was in kindergarten, don’t konw who’s RETARD now. RETARD. only retarded ppl
would keep misspelling “mispelled” and tried to make fun of other ppl’s mistakes, retard.
oh how much u get paid? i am working for my friend’s dad in washington 57.75$/hour gov job. I can’t tell any more detail about my job b/c it’s confidential. AND I AM STILL WORKING ON MY COLLEGE DEGREES, just don’t be
Jealous, i am smarter, better, and make more money than you.
Most ppl complained that they couldn’t cancel AOL, that’s why so many websites is on google about how to cancel AOL fast. If it’s that easy to make AOL cancel your account, i don’t see any reasons why we even exist in this fourm, and i
don’t know why the fuck u even here. People just want to cancel AOL, and AOL makes it so hard to cancel it. Stop cover up for AOL, AOL is going down.
You go sign up for AOL and then try to cancel w/o telling them u had been working w/ AOL, see how quickly you can cancel it.
It’s just funny that you keep making stupid stories and saying stupid things that ppl won’t even know what you are trying to say, retard.
go back to your mommy’s pussy you retarded SPECIES, go drink ur mama’s menstruation b/c it will wakes you up. maybe swallow ur daddy’s cum will helps u build ur brain w/ all the protein in there, make u less retarded.
finally, “fucken” is not a word u retard, you “mispelled” it! retard
CANCEL AOL NOW! CANCEL AOL NOW!
CALL 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
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1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
1-888-265-8003 1-888-265-8003
and say u r moving out of country
or say ur pc broke down and not getting new one
or say AOL is hard to find gay porn
or say whatever, just DONT accept any of their offers.
DON’T LIKE THEM PUSH UR GUARD DOWN!

lolfunny says:

lol i just caled and cancelled my aol service i told them i was going to jail thanks whoever came up with that…it really worked the guy on the line paused for a sec and asked how long i was going to be locked up i said oh about 2 years ……….lol it was hillarous.but it worked

Stephen says:

congrats

cody says:

when he asks you your age say 16
and it will be cancled in 3 mins flat

ryan says:

I WANT TO CANCEL MY ACCOUNT WITH AOL

lol says:

This page is a retard-trap

Sue says:

Canceling AOL? Heck all I get at their phone number is a busy signal. Does this mean so many are cancelling that it is all backed up? Kind of funny though. If I don’t get through today I’ll call the BBB instead. Maybe Indiana can join those states who have already sued AOL.

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hurricane John says:

Holy shit jake this thing is taking on a life of it’s own. you should give it it’s own domain name like i dunno…. http://www.assholesonlinetoostupidtooknowhowtocancel.com
mann this page just goes to show that AOL truly stands for Assholes On Line
hahahahahahahaha
John

Scott says:

Jake, I’m just commenting so I feel like I have a part in your “famous page.”
The two guys arguing above is funnier than the morons trying to cancel AOL. I think somebody has some aggression issues.

Paul says:

Holy crap, I missed this one, Jake. Man, there are a load of simple-minded folks out there.
I can hardly imagine the bloke that posted his username, password and creditcard number! Wow. “The argument” is priceless, too!
Isn’t it amazing how these comment sections always seem to grow a life of their own?

Stupid says:

Why are you guys arguing over whether AOL is hard to cancel or not? I work at a shipping company but I do not argue online about stupid shit. “The paper is brown at my work” “We have a very easy cancel service” How about this? Shut the fuck up! You guys argue and argue. You call each other out on grammatical errors. Honestly, if someone misspells a word that makes them not as smart as if they did not? Seriously guys, nitpicking over stupid shit like that makes no sense. I can ASSURE you, EVERYONE on the internet has misspelled words, even people who call out others on it. It is just so fucking lame and immature to point that out. Good job you found a misspelled word! You fucking moron, pointing that out does not make you look smart. It makes you look like a fucking ass.

Lookbelow says:

PWNED!

PWNED says:

So freakin tru

John says:

My name is: John
My AOL SN: IamDumb
My Passwd is: TooStupid
My Credit Card # is: 1234 5678 9012 3456
Please cancel my account
AOL’ers are truly idiots and those that defend AOL most likely work for AOL

bored says:

Prople stop this this is very boaring. Go to Keyword in AOL type in cancel and you receive options to cancel use aol instead of waisting ur time in here

glenda says:

I have been trying to cancel aol, and have been unsuccessful. the phone number is busy every time i call.

bored2 says:

if u ever read this before u get AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
plz dont do it

"J" Chase says:

I was in a pinch between ISP’s and AOL offered 50 days of free service. I only needed a few weeks of service in between, so I signed up, and I used a disposable credit card. After two weeks, I joined the new ISP and called up AOL to cancel. It was very easy. I spoke to a very nice rep on the phone who asked me for my username, my real name, my security question, my phone number and confirmed my address. He made several polite attempts to keep me in the service, and I politely refused. After 5 minutes, I was given my confirmation number.
Now, on the off chance that something less than ethical happens, my disposable credit card has already been destroyed and my acount closed. So if you use AOL, get a disposable credit card (it’s like a secured credit card but with no interest. You get them at drug stores and supermarkets).
It is really simple. Note to AOL users, please become knowledgeable about the internet. There are people out there to help you, and people out there to hurt you. NEVER give out your password or credit card number to anyone over the internet. Safety first.
God Bless!
-J.

confuzzled says:

Okay, everyone having trouble disconnecting AOL. I just called the 1-888 number above and was able to get a cancellation number within 6 minutes. It wasn’t that hard. I honestly don’t see anyones problem.

Ken says:

Canceled AOL took 6 minutes. Had service a number of years. Checked credit card statement they did not bill me after cancelation will continue to check monthly. Now here is the catch I uninstalled the software because if you connect to aol and log in you will be billed. I was offered $14.95 a month declined then netscape declined. I then was provided my cancellation number. Just before the agent transfered me for my automated cancelation number. He states you can access your email at AOL.com for free for ever. Sounds like anither trap! At any rate new provider very happy! Final note AOL just paid a fine of 1.5 million for not cancelling accounts when requested to do so.

"J" Chase says:

Exactly. It is easy to do. Please folks, just be careful. I’ve already seen so many people here give their account numbers and passwords. Don’t be foolish! DO NOT POST YOUR ACCOUNT AND PASSWORD ON AN OPEN BOARD!!
It’s for your own safety.
God Bless,
-J.

Mike3333 says:

So many Stoopid (yeah I know the spelling, it;s on purpose) people.
1. I am a FORMER AOL Employee
2. Worked in their Retention Dept.
3. Was terminated because I did not attempt to save an account I didn’t think I should have.
Canceling AOL is easy, call the number 1-888-265-8008 tell them you don’t want the service and DONT accept the offers.
Please be polite (why be rude?? would you want someone being rude to you for doing your job??) get your confermation number and thats it. If you accept their offer then make sure you call back, Full Disclosures ARE given it isn’t AOLs fault if you dont listen.

j crowther says:

Iwant to cancell mcafee

jonathan Zhao says:

i just told them i am dying, and they were still asking if i am interested in their anti virus offer…

Mike says:

My aol expirence!
Joe (From AOL Customer Faggets): Hi, what’s the reason you calling today?
Mike aka Me: I need to cancel an aol subscription
Joe: Aww im sorry to hear that can i ask you why your canceling today?
Me: Because AOL sucks and i dont want to use it
Joe: Well sir how do you know? My records show you havent even signed in yet!
Me: Yah i know cancel it though i dont want it
Joe: HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU HAVENT USED IT YET SIR (semi-yelling at this point)
Me: Because i dont like aol it sucks i used it at my friends house and it sucks now cancel it please
Joe: How about i tell you about the securities and other features of AOL
Me: No, how about you not.
(Completly ignores me) Joe: Well we have …… (All this bullshit about AOL and how it is awesome. Estimated time 30 mins)
Me: Ok, but i still want to cancel
+10 seconds of silence+
Me: Ok can you cancel it?
Joe: Well i see your on broadband and let me tell you something (At this point he goes on about his aol broadband and suprisingly more bullshit. Estimated time 20 mins)
Me: Yep, still want it canceled.
Joe: (Yelling now) Well sir i dont want to have to cancel ill give you 2 months free.
Me: (Yelling) I dont want 2 months free i want to cancel my damn subscription
Me: (Yelling) This is why you guys get sued so much
Joe: (Yelling) Why sir, for helping people?
Me: (Yelling) You call this help? This is bullshit because your not canceling my subscription i payed for it so respect your customers. Why is this so hard?
Joe: (Yelling) Fine sir ill cancel it.
Me: Do i get my confirma…
Joe: (Cuts me off) Yes sir if you let me talk ill tell you it.
Me: Ok thanks Joe.
+Tells me confirmation #+
Joe: (Him in the background as hes hanging up) Fucking asshole.
Me: *Laughs in Victory*
FUCK YOU AOL!

plainjane says:

I just want to put it out there that the # Stephen keeps giving to cancel aol….it’s thier billing dept. Not thier cancelation dept.
to cancel your aol acct the # is
888-265-8008

javier says:

WHAT’S HAPPEN ,WHIT THE PEOPLE SPANIC ?
THE # TO CANCEL AOL SAID 1800-827-6364 , FOR SPANISH DIAL #9 AND NOTHING HAPPEN, COMO AYUDAS A LOS HISPANOS A CANCELAR ESTO NO ME PARECE JUSTO, porque si no encuentras quien te tradusca espanol -ingles ya te fregaste, o que pasa ?

Sangraal says:

Actually, it’s not that difficult anymore. I finally gave AOL the boot by simply calling their number. It was automated…questions like phone number, first three letters of master screen name, et cetera. I said cancellation. It beeped twice. Went to an operator and she asked if she could help me. I said that I’d like to cancel my service. It beeped twice and a computer automation came on and said it was sorry I was choosing to cancel my service, blah blah blah, it’s effective today, I will recieve no more charges and I’ll recieve a confirmation number by mail. I only had to speak to one live person and it was to say I’d like to cancel. I guess they’ve recieved enough complaints and lawsuits to cut to the chase. If I didn’t want to cancel, I wouldn’t be calling, right?

Smack the Penguin

Don’t play this at work, otherwise you’ll keep trying it until you beat my score: Good luck 🙂 Update: The above link is down, but one of the comments gave…

STEVE says:

I don’t use my computer that much so I would like to cancell my account with you as of 10-31-2005 8:53 pm thank you for you’r understanding.

kim says:

I cancelled it! Yay! It didn’t take me long but they hung up on me the first time and I was redirected a bit but I got there in the end. I said I had no money to have DSL on top of AOL! Why the heck would I want both? How stupid! I got my confirmation number and made sure she said that I won’t be charged. She said I’d get a confirmation number in the mail as well. Last time I do AOL. I just want to cancel damn it!
Good luck to you all.

Sandra says:

Had the same horror story trying to cancel AOL. They don’t give up and either do I. I told them at the end of the conversation that everthing was being recorded. After 30 minutes I finally got a confirmation number. Five days later I get a letter in the mail saying “Thank you for remaining a AOL customer”. I hit the roof, literally. I called my credit card company and told them that I lost my card and they closed the account and are sending me new cards with new numbers. Now that ends that. I have told everyone that I know that bought a Dell computer that comes with free AOL, DO NOT EVER sign in with them. So far, all the students and my employees have listened to me and are very glad they did. Oh by the way, had my husband sell all the stock we had with them and Time Warner, and that will be felt. (60,000 shares). AOL SUCKS!!!

The AOL Idiots Keep Coming

I’ve mentioned before that this site got a New York Times mention because of the idiots AOLers who keep commenting on this site. So far, that entry has gotten 177…

James McDuffy says:

I wuld like for you to cancel my account. The username is [email protected] and the password is James789. If you need my credit information it is # 2489 1894 5630 0127 Exp: 12/08. It is a Visa. My address is 1280 Fondren Rd. #210 Houston, Tx, 77085

foxy says:

Please cancel my AOL account. Please also feel free to pillage my bank and credit card accounts, my email is dumbf*[email protected] and my password is “gullible”…
… jeez, are people really this stupid?!
However, I do genuinely wish to extracate myself from the fascist grip of the AOL money machine.
I have just phoned India and apparently, from what i could gather in english from his thick accent, my account HAS been cancelled. Took 4.5 minutes – told him (the truth actually), im moving in with my boyfriend and as he has aol too, i really dont need it.
Then IndiaAOL says “what do you use the Service for?”
Me: “Why, dont you know what it does? Im really not interested in buying anything, please just cancel the account”
AOL: “Im just trying to tell you about the great benefits of having AOL. you can keep you email for free..” and then mentions “pay as you go” in the same sentence.
I stopped him right there, er, by saying “let me stop you right there,” and told him in no uncertain terms I do not require any service from them, free or otherwise, please just cancel my account. Now.
And he gave me a cancellation number!
Thanks to your comments I knew what to expect and seem to have succeeded.
Whether they continue to take money out of my bank account is a different matter… only time will tell!!

Greg says:

OMG!!!!!! James McDuffy. Do you have ANY idea what you have done?? I would expect a lot of expensive items appearing on your doorstep in the very near future!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

phal says:

I sincerely hope that is not a real credit card number.
I consumed acid BEFORE. DURING and AFTER high school and know better than posting my CC on a webpage.
A little acid might actually help this dope out.

phal says:

HA! There is an AOL Free Trial advertised on the top left of this page right now! How Ironic!!!!!!!

phal says:

HERE IS THE NUMBER to cancel aol.
1 888 265 8008
I keep an aol free trial disk (they send me 1 a month) in my travel bag to use when stuck without a connection. I ended up at this site trying to find a number to cancel with. Lots of laughs but no number. I found the number above elsewhere on the internet, called and spoke to a nice american girl. I told her I had troubles connecting, had tried all of the access numbers, spoke to support and could never reliably connect so I went to a local Internet Service Provider. I was overly nice and on the phone about ten minutes before receiving the recording and the confirmation number…no problem. She was probably so shocked at someone being nice that she didn’t care to put up much of a fight….phal

ron says:

i am a victim of fraud because they sent me a letter teeling me that they cancelled it so could you do what you can

james says:

Thanks for making our lives harder-we have numbers to reach and provide solutions for people that want a great ISP-I dont come to you house and take money out of your pocket or come to your job and make things harder-AOL as of recentley(2-3yrs)has changed and is a great ISP-so all that shit on your blog is no longer an issue-once again thanks for making like harder for me!!!

Smudge says:

Thanks for the laughs!
I phoned 18882658008.
The first group of questions:
*Are you a current AOL user?
*Not an AOL user?
or
* I don’t know.
The rep was pleasant but persistent. Total time ….5 minutes

Soonerfan says:

Okay, so after i’ve had a few shots now i am ready to finally tell you all what is going on. Yes, before Jan 1st we got paid for retaining members. Not so much after Jan 1st. So you fuckers that call in month after month after month trying to get a free month well guess after Jan 1st you aint getting shit!!!!! what you ain’t you ain’t gonna get shit! what you’re not gonna get it. Also, the quickest way to cancel AOL has already been listed on this site. If you would do your homework, you would know what I’m talking about. I am so tired of poeple complaining about how hard it is to ca ncel AOL. All you have to do is call and tell us what the hell is going on. If there is nothing we can do for you, then take the free month. If there is something we can do for you then take the lower price plan or whatever we give you. Also the intelligent people that like AOL that want to keep it, call in and ask for the cancelations dept. we will gladly get you on the lowest price plan that is available for your situation. As in, if you are on dial up the best we have is $14.95. If you are on Broad Band it would be $7.95. Also you retards that think AOL can’t run over high speed, think again. it will, you dojn’t need aol with your highspeed? Well if you want to pay for comprehensive virus protection, 2 different types of spyware protection that integrate as one, PHISHING protection,I WOULD LOVE FOR SOMEONE TO COME OUT AND ACTUALLY TELL ME THEY KNOW WHAT PHISHIHG IS OR YOU KNOW THAT IT HAPPANED! And then a dynmaic firewall that changes it’s ip address every 60 seconds…FIND ONE THAT IS BETTER THAN THAT!!! VIRUS PROTECTION UPDATED EVERY 4 HOURS. SPYWARE UPDATING AND SCANNING ALL OF THE TIME, PHISHIHG PROTECTION ALL THE TIME, AND THEN THE FIREWALL…SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY NEED WITH A BROADBAND SERVICE.

Soonerfan says:

would someone repkly back with an issue iof cancelling AOL?

Soonerfan says:

Woud anyone like some help on how to cancel the aol services? If it comes down to it, i will do it first.With nothing else to really give a shit about anyways

Soonerfan says:

what you talking
tlming about?>

AOL4ALWayz says:

just tell mw what’s wu? why you want to cencel?

AOL4ALWayz says:

what the hell is going?

ijenki says:

please remove aol from my computer. my son got you n it and now i can’t get anything else. i am not pluged into the telephone line. i would like to try you out if it will wok comletely without it the telepone line. thanks

Soonerfan says:

ijenki, if you have broadband service through cable or dsl, you can use AOL over that. If you don’t…you can use it through a cellphone, you just have to get an adapter from your cell phone company that allows you to dial up through your cell phone.

dummie says:

Please cancel my aol account, screen name is “WhatsThis” password is “cumsuckingslut” I cant afford it anymore. I have to sell crack to pay my bill.

lost says:

please cancel me too screen name “lost” password is “farmanimals” thanks

jimmy durango says:

please cancel me too screen name jd11984 password is EDITED BY SITE ADMIN — DON’T BE STUPID AND POST YOUR PASSWORD HERE, FOLKS!!!, I dont use it anymore since I dont have a computer.

Diablo666 says:

aol is freaking hard to get rid of its not cool they steal your money fom your account.

13 666 says:

screw aol

lowkey says:

Sick…i just cant stand this..it goes hella slow ..the pics come out all blurry and stuff..why is that?

i sold my computer and buying another. and i am moving out of the country.

Garlicboy says:

I will cancel your accts…just give me your screen name and asq question

Brizzad says:

Oh Jesus Christ! This shit is funny. How many times does this guy have to say **I CANNOT CANCEL YOUR AOL ACCOUNT HERE. CALL CUST SERV****
lol
Look, I have been through the same run around on Compuserve. Never Comcast though. they may ask once, then they dont keep bothering the shit out of you.
Comcast products sell, its broadband. AOL/Compuserve is a dieing service and has virtually no use anymore. So they use these shitty tactics. Furthermore, they outsource like a son of a bitch. Just another reason to tell them to stick it up their A$$.
good show, keep up the good work.

charles says:

take me off your aol account

mr.aol says:

well all i have to say is wow 3 damned years this hould be put in guiness world records lol well i have to say our service does blow this is due to the extensive training we put or costomer svc reps. they have to sell us their souls to get paid 5.75 a day :)) btw im j/k lol dont wanna get in trouble

dieppham says:

I WOULD LIKE CENCEL MY ACCOUNT WITH AOL .

fermin says:

i want to cancel my aol accouNT

gabby says:

i have had the worst service EVER from AOL, i have tried to call and cancel 3 times, they said that they would not charge me until after june, but instead charged me 29.95. I was in tears on the phone, screaming to just cancel my account. To anyone about to activate an account-i STRONGLY suggest not to do it! After 45 minutes on the phone, they finally cancelled my account.

Jean Rubnitz says:

Didn’t order AOL PRemium SErvice but can’t get thru to clear the charge of $3.95 off my visa account. Please take this off for me. Thank you Jean Rubnitz

Liz says:

Simple, folks. Change your billing info to an old/outdated credit card or account. Do the “call & cancel” routine. Don’t use AOL, uninstall it from your PC. They’ll try to bill you anyway, of course, so just keep your records. And when the class action lawsuit settlement comes around, OPT OUT.
They’ll get wiped out for all this, eventually.

tcsnroy says:

I have spent two months dealing with these people trying to cancel my account,But I have not seen this kind of ignorance before. I just hope others don’t get sucked into this trap. And that’ts whats it is! Unsatisfied customer.com

juan hernandez says:

yuo need call me soon as posible
@ this # 865)567-8001

Morgaath says:

Take a deep breath and try to post something more detailed and thought out then “I want to cancel my account”. This is not the place, nor person who will do that for you.
The person you want to tell that to works for AOL.

UniStorm says:

Oh-my-GAWD! I’m in tears. This site is just too funny. Honestly, you can see the difference between people that use AOL and the ones that don’t . By posting a ‘please cancel my AOL’ on this site simply shows their level of ignorance, which in turn goes to show that they didn’t do their homework before deciding to lay their CC numbers down to AOL.
I read a good comment up there – that when canceling you should tell the rep that AOL makes access difficult to child porn. That’s the best I’ve heard so far. Anyway folks, grow some cojones and say what’s on your mind, lest you get AOL taking the shirt off your back.

Lee says:

I recently had to go through this, and I expected a nightmare. Then I had a flash of brilliance.
I explained to the customer service rep that I was recently convicted of a crime, and part of my sentence was that I was to have no Internet service accounts in my name or use the Internet. I still did have to tell him that I didn’t want a free extension of the service, but he wasn’t very pushy at all. I am sure they are required to offer those deals before processing the cancelation.
Towards the end of the call, the rep said that I’d still be able to use the AOL email account that was part of my full account, and this account would receive an email confirmation of the cancelation. I again said that I was not allowed to use the Internet because of the Judge’s ruling, and I had to have a confirmation number to give to my lawyer (to prove to the Judge I had complied). The rep said I would get a postal letter in 7-10 days with the confirmation number, but I took the guy’s badge number as well. He then transfered me in to an automated system which gave me the confirmation number.

hotbox says:

Jesus, 98% of the people on this thread must be Bush voters.

Why It’s Such A Pain To Cancel AOL

This hilarious audio of somebody trying to cancel AOL reminds me of all the folks who seem to think I could cancel their AOL accounts (214 comments and counting). At…

GAIL says:

I am not happy with AOL at this m time, I am changing service;s

Hi-
Please cancel my AOL account under Visa number xxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx.
My aol account is [email protected].
thanks,
jo
Editor’s Note: It’s bad enough you morons think I can cancel your AOL account — but for cripes sake, don’t put your Visa number in the comment form here (yes, this person actually did, and I edited it from the above).

george442 says:

Hi. Please cancel my account too. username george442 password is xxxxx. Don’t ask any questions about the password, my cousin gave it to me and I am not going to tell you why. Dont forget to cancel my account plz
Edited: removed password. You guys really are idiots.

Phung says:

Please cancel my AOL account and mail me at [email protected]
Thank you,
[email protected]

NineIron says:

CANCEL MY ACCOUNT!!!111!11@#@#

COOL DUDE says:

WHAT A COOL COMMENT SECTION HAHAHAAHHA

AOLWorker says:

If you wish to have your AOL account canceled simply send an email to the following address [email protected]
Iyam in our billing department will be more than happy to take care of everything for you. We here at AOL are sick of hearing people complain about us trying to help them stay connected to their friends and family.
Thank you very much and Kind regards,
Phil M. Euphrates
AOL Customer Care Department
Editor’s Note: I’ve removed the email addresse from this post. Anybody who thinks they can email somebody their account information without getting scammed isn’t very bright. And consider the intellect of the people posting on this forum, I don’t need to see them get screwed even more. This guy posted from a Verizon IP address, not an AOL address, so it’s getting filtered. My guess is email address was either of a scammer, or somebody said scammer wanted to have a lot of random annoying messages to.

ihateidiots says:

**CALLING ALL IDIOTS AND STUPID AOL CUSTOMERS**
HOW MANY TIMES DOES JAKE (THE EDITOR) HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT HE CAN NOT CANCEL (WITH ONE L) YOUR AOL ACCOUNT!?!?!?! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DUMB, REALLY? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU RETARDS. FRIGGIN IDIOTS!!!!

Comedy Section says:

Jake here, has been nice enough to call AOL for each one of you busy people and cancel your account. Isn’t he a nice guy.
Whenever I feel a little stressed at work, I come to this page to laugh at the people who do not understand how “life” works.

David says:

LOL. .
Have mercy on them. Put in a big font at the top of the page “YOU CAN NOT CANCEL YOUR ACCOUNT HERE. CALL AOL DIRECTLY.” (They won’t mind if you use all caps and SHOUT. They’re AOLers.)

Hi cancell my acct. its [email protected] password mission_accomplished. thakns i dont have time im too busy running the country.
–George W.

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Canceling AOL Isn’t Easy

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cancel cancel cancel says:

please cancel my aol account… this is my third request here but i am still being charged for over 2 years now.. my un is [email protected]. kthxbye

Samuel says:

Works like a charm. I cancelled in about 10 minutes (w/ all the verification stuff)! Awsome!

Former AOL employee says:

1. Call the the toll free number.
2. Tell the rep. you want to cancel.
3. Verify your account.
4. Hang up.
If you say cancel and verify the account and then get cut off they are obligated by law to cancel and send you a confirmation letter. Write down the date, time and name of the agent.
Or you can have fun with them make them work and insist on cancelling don’t back down.

~ColombianA~ says:

u all bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AOL is the best internet there can be so suck a cookie!!!!!!!!!

Hello, I’d like to know if you’d please cancel my AOL account, my name is: John J. J. H. Smith, the SN is: Hisnameismynametoo and the password is:wheneverwegooutwehearthepeopleshout
credit card number is: TH3R3 G03S J0HN J4C0B J1NG13 HYM3R SM17H
Regards,
J.J.J-H.S.

Hello, I would like to know if you would please cancel my account the name is: John J. Jingle-Hymer Smith, screenname is: Hisnameismynametoo, AOL is a problem for me because whenever we go out, we hear the people shout. Oh, by the way, the password is:Theregoesjohnjacobjinglehymersmith
Credit Card # is 1337 455 7175 2U13

Jen says:

Hey Jake… there is a name for this now. It’s called “Idiot Bait”!
See: http://ray.camdenfamily.com/index.cfm/2006/7/19/I-dub-thee-Idiot-Bait

Private AOL Search Data Now Online and Searchable

I don’t have a clue how long this will last and it’s running dirt slow, but all that data that AOL accidently let loose now has a pretty searchable interface….

Me says:

This is still going on? Jesus H. Christ and other holy people!!!
OK, I’ll try posting this here at the bottom, so that maybe the people who just skip to the end will maybe see this:
NO-ONE ON THIS SITE CAN CANCEL YOUR AOL ACCOUNT. YOU HAVE TO DO THIS YOURSELF. IT IS SIMPLY AN ARTICLE ABOUT A SUCCESSFUL WAY TO DO IT IN 3 MINUTES.

nephesh says:

this is all pretty funny. i’ve never used aol, and i never will. nevertheless, getting rid of an aol account is as easy as getting out of jury duty: just go into a bunch of chatrooms and say “I HATE NIGGERS” over and over and over. your account will get canceled for TOS violations, and you shouldn’t have anymore problems.

glutny says:

thank you for all your help aol i know all about the internet and i dont need you to hold my hands your the best for noobs but i am now grown up si im cancling my account and if you dont tell the truth your the most f–king cowerdess bitch there is have balls guys and girls have some clit ok and i like to read how you did it he he he he he he eh he he he he he he he he he hehe he he he he f–k you all of u if you dont tell the truth ass f–kers love and peace to all

albert says:

I was an AOL rep, there are some ways to make it quick.
1. When you call, say a minor is the Bussines contact, and you are done, they should TERMINATE the account (canceled accounts can be reactivated, TERMINATED accounts never). This is the most effective way.
2. Call, verify that is your account, say I WANT TO CANCEL and hang off. Your account should be canceled, if not they are in trouble.
3. Go to a forum or chat and Say racism stuff, kid porn, etc, etc, etc, and they will cancel your account for violating Terms of service

sebastian says:

i want to cancel my AOL account cant you people UNDERSTAND?? Just cancel it please my username is 30timeslucky, and I wont give u my password unless u can gaurarntee youll be able to cancel it
thank you Jo

india fuckup says:

aol sucks an so do alot of other internet services

Danny says:

Please cancle my account. I can’t spell cancel, so don’t cancel it. Just cancle it. Thank you!

allie says:

i need my aol accounts to be deleted:
[email protected]
[email protected]
thank you!

NOor says:

I like Albert’s idea. Just do everything on line that violates their service agreement and they will cancel YOU. Perfect.
I never signed up for their service and all of a sudden I am getting billed.
My bank is blocking their charges and doing an investigation on them.
Can’t get through to AOL, and when I do I get hung up on as soon as they figure out that it is a FRAUD issue.

patrivir says:

Glad to know other people are dealing with this also. We canceled 6 months ago and were still being billed.
We talked to someone again (3 x) yesterday and they admitted that they had it on our file that we had called in June to cancel, yet they are still billing us and will not reimburse us for it… Finally a supervisor told us to send a ‘written’ request’ to a PO box to request a cancellation. I told them I would absolutely not go through that much trouble.
The crazy thing is that they have our usage info and we haven’t used the account forever probably close to a year! We had to go as far as canceling our check card…. We told them that we were going to do that (which we did), and they threatened to report us to creditors to try to collect…lol. Talk about customer service… they are absolutely the worst. Our account is still not officially closed though – that is the crazy part. We just aren’t paying for it anymore. I know a year from now they are going to send us a bill stating that we owe them money – hopefully they are out of business before then.

Doris Dangerfiled says:

Hi….This is Doris’s daughter….Dianne Howard. She is 80 years old. I will be sending her to a nursing home. She is not able to use the computer any more. Thanks for all the help and for the patience you had with her………Dianne Howard

yumi says:

No one consider a class action against AOL. or BBB That the solution for such unwanted bs business!

MIDDLETON says:

please cancel my account ASAP!

Tarzan says:

I canceled in 5 minutes. I told the rep I had gone blind. There was a stunned silence for several seconds, then in an Indian accent, “I am so very sorry!” Still the usual BS – “do you have high speed, DSL, etc.” But when I said I could no longer see the computer he became very accomodating.

Sam says:

They signed me up via some random pop up for some Premium service that charged me $8.95 a month. I called to cancel this service that I didn’t even know I had subscribed to and they said if I didn’t contest a charge within 60 days it was considered final.

cassy says:

They canceled the wrong acc’t on me (I had 2)!
I got free of them with help at
http://anti-aol.livejournal.com
…big problems w/ AOL took time to fix but it worked for me.

karen Martin says:

I signed up with aol in jan. for 6 mo free service the same day I called to cancel because it did not work as far as I knew it was canceled now I am getting returned checks not knowing why and find out aol is still taking money out of my account, I am not too happy about that since aol has cost me over a $150.00 stop this service at once and stop stealing my money as tou can check this service has never been used

Amanda says:

AOL has the worst service all around. They have been charging my card the wrong amount for over a year. I am trying to cancell the account, and they are telling me my last 4 digits of the account number being charged are wrong and they wont close it for security prposes. I have the f–king bill right in front of me you indian faget. Then he tells me maybe it changed. Since they sent me the statement? No. The number hasn’t changed since 1976. The AOL service also makes your computer run much slower than any other by adding so much crap you don’t need.

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Joe says:

I called 1-888-265-8008 and after listening to their spiel, I had my 10-digit confirmation cancellation number in 6 minutes. Good-bye AOL dial-up!!!!!!!!!!! and good riddance!!!!!!!!!! Hello Comcast Hi-Speed Internet!!!!!!!!!!

Moe Zilla says:

AOL’s made some changes now you can cancel your AOL account by phone, FAX or mail!!

evvard n. roe says:

Please cancel my account with AOL
HAVE CHANGED BANKS, CHANGED CREDIT ACCOUNT NUMBERS,GIVEN AWAY MY COMPUTER. JUST SEND ME A CANCELLATION NUMBER THANK YOU.
END OF CONMVERSATION THANK YOU.
PHONE NUMBER 308-382-4404

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bnfghfghgfh says:

HOW IT MAKES NO SENSE

I want to cancel aol.com so can yall please cancel my acc’t.

Joe says:

Hey dude… you’re a freaking idiot. You’re wasting cyberspace with this weak blog.

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