Power’s Out, Trees Are Coming Down

The snow and ice storm (see previous entry) has knocked out power all over town including my house. I’m posting this from my cell phone. Tree branches have breaking off all over my neighborhood from the snow and if you stand outside for a few minutes, you can hear the cracking wood echo throughout the area.

I’m just really glad we have a fresh load of firewood so we don’t freeze. It’s a nice 71° in the house right now.

The snow has appeared to stop for a bit. I’m going to go see if I can knock down some snow off my trees.

Update later in the evening: The power was out for about 5½ hours or so. Our leafy trees all survived, but I can’t say the same about the rest of Bend. Our neighbors all lost many branches. We have a 20-foot chunk of one of our neighbor’s trees that has taken up residence in our backyard after cracking off high up on the tree and bouncing off our shed. The folks living behind us have a large chunk of something laying on their roof.

We drove around town a bit now that the roads have melted off a bit, and the damage is mostly to the deciduous trees around town that had yet to lose their leaves for the season (as this is really early to have this kind of snow). The wet heavy snow stuck would usually have nothing to stick to, but the leaves gave the snow something to stick to. The trees’ branches couldn’t handle the weight, and just snapped left and right. A gigantic poplar tree up the road from us lost a ton of branches and made a big mess out of the road that I had to move to get out of the neighborhood. Drake Park was a mess of broken branches throughout the park. We saw a nearly full-size tree that just missed clobbering an SUV on the West side of town. KTVZ has a decent gallery of photos of some of the carnage.

The theory is that tomorrow’s weather is supposed to warm up, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

Snow This Early Sucks

I tried. I really tried. But despite attempts with two different cars, I can’t make it out of my neighborhood here in Bend and make it to work out in Sunriver. We have at least two inches of very wet heavy snow that makes the road nearly impossible to drive on without studded/snow tires (and studded tires aren’t legal for nearly a month). It’s especially bad when you’re making the first tracks out of your neighborhood like I was this morning. All the trees and bushes in the neighborhood are bent over or being crushed by the heavy snow. The trees and bushes still have all their leaves, so they’re holding on to the snow. I’ve already gone and shaken off the snow on a couple of our trees so the branches don’t all break off. Trying to get up the street, there were several trees that had large branches broken off onto the road that I had to move out of my way before I could try to drive.

Looking at the Sunriver webcam, it looks like there might be less at my office than there is here in Bend, which is unusual. But I ran into the same thing last night when driving back from the game last night — there was hardly any snow up on the pass (light dusting), but ran into more in the lower elevations.

Hopefully some of this will melt off a bit so I can make it up my street tomorrow. Meanwhile, I’m working from home today and keeping the fireplace stoked and just hoping that nothing breaks at the office that requires me to make it out there.

How To Rob A Bank

In a real-life story that seems made for Hollywood, this is one of the best parts:

Swedish police couldn’t pursue the thieves because a bag marked “bomb” had been placed outside the police heliport, and officers had to deal with the bag before they could enter the heliport. It is unclear whether the bag contained a bomb.

Needless to say, the bag didn’t have a bomb in it, but it kept the police occupied.

Links via kottke.

The Worst Movies Of The Last Decade

The folks at Rotten Tomatoes have suffered through some bad movies, and have compiled the worst 100 movies of the last 10 years so you can suffer through them, too.

Quick And Dirty Web Site Fixes

Have five minutes? Have a web site? Here are 101 Five Minute fixes to incrementally improve your Web site.

So if you did all of them, and they indeed took five minutes each, it’d take you approximately 8½ hours. Not a bad work day for a much better site.

Need Quick And Dirty OCR?

Let Google take care of it. The results aren’t perfect, but it’s free and always getting bette. With Google’s purchase of reCAPTCHA, along with their ongoing book scanning projects, I can see this service only getting better and better over the years.

Late Night TV Hosts Are Corporate Shills

Whether on the Tonight Show or on his new show, Jay Leno is a big-time shill.

And same could be said about Conan O’Brien and David Letterman.

Come Listen To Me Pretend That I Know What I’m Doing

So the folks at Smart Solutions here in Bend run a monthly SmartGroup roundtable/seminar session, and this month’s topic is “Blogging: The Good, Bad, and the Ugly”. They’ve asked me, Jon Abernathy from HackBend and TheBrewSite (he also works for Smart Solutions), Andre Jensen from FreelanceSEM, and Meg Thompson from Audette Media to come and present. I would probably say that Jon = “The Good”, I = “The Bad” and Andre = “The Ugly” with Meg being “The Meg”, but I digress. I’d encourage you to come, as it’s going to be a good panel of pretty smart folks. The Facebook event page is here.

While anybody knows me knows how I can jabber with the best of them and have been directly interviewed several times about blogging before, I’ve never really presented in a setting like this. So I ask you, dear loyal readers (I know there are a few of you): If you were attending this seminar, what would you like to hear from me?

The Show is 95% People Staring At Each Other

It’s “The Wonder Years“, minus Daniel Stern (the narrator, for folks who don’t know):

I Realized Tonight How Much Of An Idiot I’ve Become

Despite the fact that I have a college BS degree, I haven’t taken a math class since high school (I have taken some comp. sci and physics classes, but not a math class). I was really good at math in school, and took a placement test when I was first in college and received several college credits for aceing it — which killed off my need to take a math class for the journalism degree I was after.

Tonight, my 21-year-old sister-in-law came over with her COCC math homework so my wife (also a science/math geek growing up) and I could help her. And I realized two things: One, I’ve completely forgotten how to use my TI-83 or my wife’s TI-85 graphing calculators, resorting to online versions, and two: it’s been way too long since I’ve even thought about any sort of advanced algebra. I’m bumbling my way through it, but I remember this stuff being stupidly easy back in the day. I’ve sort of become a math moron (granted, I’m doing better than some probably would, but just the same, not nearly like I used to be).

My late high school calculus teacher would be seriously disappointed in me.