When you throw your beer can out the window of your car, make sure you don’t hit the windshield of a police car.
Turn the tables on telemarketers
I just have to quote this funny story:
The federal government’s do-not-call list has saved millions of Americans from pesky telemarketers, but Tom Mabe had to take it one step further.
The comedian and jingle-writer goes on the offensive on “A Wake-Up Call for Telemarketers,” his new CD being released Tuesday. Last year, Mabe traveled to Washington, D.C., for a telemarketers convention and stayed at their hotel. He waited until the wee hours of the morning ? and started dialing.
It goes on with some of his funny conversations. It looks like the CDs are available on Amazon for $14.99. That could be a funny one.
How everyday things are made
One of the things I liked about watching PBS when I was a kid was that they occassionally showed shows on how stuff was made. The machines in these factories, and how fast they did things, was always so fascinating to me. Leave it up to Stanford to put a pile of videos online that range from how jelly beans are made to how airplanes are made. I could spend my entire day here! Link from BBspot.
What do drunk people in a trailer park in Mississippi do?
Why, they wander around and shoot things. Duh.
Conservatives aren’t necessarily stupid…
…but most stupid people are conservation, or so says this guy. Along the same lines, let’s slame liberals a bit: Naivete and narcissism: What makes a liberal. Links from Fark.
Stupid worms are pummeling my firewall
If you haven’t heard the about the latest Blaster worm, you’ve been living in a hole. Thankfully, my firewall’s setup right, but the logs still show about 150 hits an hour on the affected ports.
Search for your favorite Web sites and do your math homework, in one place
Google now has a built-in calculator. I don’t know how useful this would be, but you can’t blame Google for adding new features (as long as it doesn’t slow down my searches). Personally, when I need some quick calculations, I just pop the equation into my Dave’s Quick Search Deskbar, and it takes care of it for me.
Don’t shoplift, and don’t do drugs
This is why:
Thanks to Gregg (whose job is keeping him busy, and he’s too lazy to post this) and CollegeHumor.com for the image.
This is why I’m a AAA member
AAA has erected billboards in Florida, warning people about an upcoming speed trap. Full Story.