Buy UtterlyBoring.com stuff… Please :-)

I figured since Jon linked to my old CafeShops store, I’d better put something useful on it — something related to this site. So I’ve updated it, added some stuff, taken away some stuff, set some random prices (I barely make any profit on anything there), and re-setup the site.

So you can now buy UtterlyBoring.com t-shirts, tote bags, stickers, sweatshirts, etc… . Some of them have printing on the back which lists some of the random terms that have shown up in my referrer logs. Ladies, I’ve even put them on the front of clothing for you, if you want and excuse to have somebody stare at your chest.

I’ve left some of my orty.com brand merchandise up there, just for kicks. But check out the store, just in case you want to help pay for my medical bills, and if there’s something you like, let me know.

OK, done with commercial crap, I’ll have good links later.

Saddam captured

Turn on your TV. Saddam was captured. Rumor has it, the Weapon’s of Mass Destruction were found — in his mouth. Link via Waxy.

Site Downtime

Just a quick note. First off, thanks to Barney, who has agreed to fill folks in while I’m gone (and edit the grammar on my site, since he’s always picking on me for that — the anal bastard), and keep the site from getting stale (that’s assuming he has any free time after posting news over at Bend.com). Secondly, the site will be down from 9:00PM to 1:00 Pacific Time tomorrow. My web host is moving to a new datacenter, and it’s my server’s turn.

Tuesday will be my last day blogging for a bit, depending on how the surgery goes. I’ll try to empty out my “to blog” folder before then so you at least have something to keep you entertained if Barney doesn’t have time to post. Ken, Gregg: Remember you both still have author privledges here, so feel free to post.

Fill-in scribe, testing 1, 2, 3

(Couldn’t resist the journalism category;-)

Hello all, Jake has mentioned me on several occasions, usually in a nice way. Barney Lerten here, the writer dood at bend.com. As you can see below, Jake has lucked out on a great doc helping him with a donated back operation. (I’d still demand a warranty, Jake;-)

Anyway, I know well from the site I work on all the time that an un-updated, cobwebby site stinks. So … I’m thinkin, maybe I can do some posts here for Jake once in a while. Or at the very least, report on how he’s doing, where to send the cards, bouquets and truckloads of cash, etc. etc.

Okay, then. Let’s all think happy thoughts about Jake’s vertebrae and discs, shall we?

The best Christmas present ever

I went to talk, briefly, with the spine specialist here in town. Looked at the MRI results, and, like the doctor said before, they’re messy (I just hadn’t seem them for myself yet). But, sure enough, big ol’ disk smacking my nerve. Surgery is going to be the only option.

The doctor was, however, very sympathetic of my lack of funds situation and the fact that I’m 25 and have a back this screwed up, so she’s going to make it as cheap as possible for me: She’s not going to charge me for her part (a Christmas gift, of sorts), we’re going to do it as an out-patient surgery, meaning I won’t have to stay overnight anywhere. So basically, I’ll have to pay for the drugs to numb the living s**t out of me and to keep me numb afterwards, and the time we spend at the Bend Surgery Center. Then, I basically wallow in pain in my couch for a couple weeks, doping up on pills — pretty much what I do already. She also did it on the agreement that my mom, a emergency room nurse for 25 years and an award winning trauma coordinator, is at my side as much as possible.

That was, honestly, the best news I’ve heard in weeks. She told me to tell my mom and sister “Hi” (my sister dealt with her for her back problems). I gave her a big ol’ hug, and thanked her profusely.

All told, it is still going to cost a bit for the time in the center as well as for the various medications I’m going to have to take to keep me from crying in agony for a long time, and I still have to pay off the MRI a various office visits and such, but a couple grand is easier to absorb then ten grand — not easy, still, but easier.

The surgery is supposed to happen on Wednesday. I don’t have the exact time yet, but that’s the plan.

Needless to say, after Wednesday, I won’t be blogging for a week or more. Any volunteers want to pick up the slack in my absence? Just pop me an email (and if you can’t figure out my email address, you shouldn’t be blogging here).

This was, truly, the best gift I could have ever received.

Why men should never be left alone with the kids

Bad things happen when dads get left with the kids. Read on for more pics (thanks Shasta Bob for the pics)…

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“This is a story of a famous dog”

For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy

These are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs

Harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs

Dog of the world unite

I don’t know, George, you’re starting to look like a spray-painted dog yourself:

George Clinton gets busted on a cocaine charge, claims innocence. Mug shot from Smoking Gun.

Man who killed cats, dog and wife complains about the stench

A 65-year-old woman was shot dead by her husband and left to rot in the basement of their Staten Island home for two days, police sources said yesterday. This was after he beat the cats to death with a hammer and shot the dog. Full story.

This is why I avoid Nascar

I’m always afraid I’ll run into crazed fans like this:

How do dishwasher’s really work?

I’ve known dogs who would love to be in this position: