Want to look like an inked-up moron (**cough**Gregg**cough**) without going through the expense and pain of getting full-body tattoos? Just buy these shirts, and scare the hell out of somebody.
Lesson Learned
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, This bull mated 50 times last year.
The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”
They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said, This bull mated 120 times last year. The wife hit her husband and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”
They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying, This bull mated 365 times last year. The wife got really excited and said, “That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.” The husband looked at her and said, “Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow.”
The husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and should make a full recovery.
The Ultimate Biblical Insult
They won’t know what hit them when you come at them with the Bible Curse Generator.
Safe for Work Pornography
Using well-placed camera angles and clothes, this stuff if completely safe for work.
The Official Rules of Calvinball
The official rules for everybody’s favorite game — like it wasn’t already confusing enough.
A 4GB Compactflash drive for $200?!?
They usually run for $500, but if you do a little hardware hacking, you can get one for about $200.
Real World Video Game Scenes
What would happen if you tried to act out favorite video game scenes in real life? You’d have a really fun Photoshop contest.
Pete Rose to be inducted into hall of fame
The WWE Hall of Fame. Well, it’s a start — he’ll never make it to Cooperstown, however.
This disgusts me
Kraft execs lay off 6000 workers, close 20 plants, yet five executives there got $10-million in bonuses.
Swiss Army Knife for Geeks
It’s got a blade, file, scissors, and a USB flash memory stick. Marketing gimmick at its finest.