The Hulk’s Blog

This blog is probably far more entertaining than the movie. One post:

HULK HEARD BEST JOKE EVER.

Hulk will tell it to you.

WHAT DID PUNY HUMAN FARMER SAY WHEN HE WENT TO HIS BARN AND HIS PLOW WAS MISSING?

“WHERE IS MY PUNY HUMAN PLOW?????”

HA HA HA HA. Hulk had a little accident when Hulk heard that because Hulk laughed so hard.

And another entry:

Man, Hulk was going to smash some stuff but someone offered Hulk HOSTESS PIES and now Hulk is not wanting to smash some stuff.

Hulk thinks HOSTESS PIES should be given to villians who want to smash.

Thanks Craig for the link!

July 21, 2004

The Way It Should Be

Eight soldiers flying home from Iraq for two weeks of R&R flew in style instead of coach after first-class passengers offered to swap seats with them. Full Story.

July 21, 2004

Sorry About The Downtime

I needed to rebuild Apache to fix a security hole, and I had to rebuild it twice because I forgot curl in the build the first time around. All things should be working again now.

July 20, 2004

Sad But True

When you’re floating the Deschutes River through Bend, don’t do it on air mattresses or you’ll be lucky to live.

July 20, 2004

Nude Man Caught Covered in Nacho cheese

I’ll just let this speak for itself:

A Maryville man spent his 23rd birthday in custody after police said they found him early Sunday running nude from the John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.

Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.

According to Maryville police, Michael P. Monn, born July 18, 1981, of McCall Road, Maryville, was arrested by officer Scott Spicer at 5 a.m. Sunday in the parking lot of the pool at John Sevier School, Sequoyah Avenue. Monn was charged with burglary, theft of property less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication. He was also cited with indecent exposure. Monn was held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of $9,300 bond pending a 9 a.m. Aug. 3 General Sessions Court hearing.

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Authorities reported someone also defecated in a garbage can, threw nacho cheese on the exterior wall of the snack bar and scattered chips on the ground outside the facility. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen from the snack bar, police said.

Oh my…

July 20, 2004

Thanks, But I’ll Pass

Russian scientists claim they can turn wasted cows blood into milk, yogurt, chocolate and coffee. Yummy — a full breakfast made from blood. Full Story.

July 20, 2004

A BitTorrent Search Engine

Seen this linked in a few places. I haven’t really got into BitTorrent too much, but now it might be easier since there’s a good search engine for files.

July 20, 2004

Watch Out On Your Commute Home

Somebody might have set up a Saran Wrap Trap.

Authorities planned to canvass homes this weekend for information on a prankster who thickly wound clear plastic wrap around traffic poles across a road, causing a motorcycle accident.

Waukesha County sheriff’s investigators are concerned because last year a number of parked cars were found bound in plastic wrap to prevent drivers from getting inside, Detective Steve Pederson said.

Motorcyclist Daniel Buckel, and his girlfriend Theresa Brzykcy were riding on Guthrie Road south of Waukesha, when they crashed Tuesday into the plastic wrap set up 3 to 4 feet above the two-lane road.

I can only imagine the amount of wrap it would take to do that kind of damage.

July 20, 2004

Women are Evil

G’night from the couch. That is all.

July 19, 2004

They’ll Outsource Anything

Including fast-food drive-up windows:

Pull off Interstate 55 near Cape Girardeau, Mo., and into the drive-through lane of a McDonald’s next to the highway and you’ll get fast, friendly service, even though the person taking your order is not in the restaurant — or even in Missouri.

The order taker is in a call center in Colorado Springs, more than 900 miles away, connected to the customer and to the workers preparing the food by high-speed data lines. Even some restaurant jobs, it seems, are not immune to outsourcing.

July 19, 2004