After the morons ran out of fireworks they go and get some gasoline, one of them takes their shirt off, pours the gasoline on the shirt, puts his shirt back on and his friend lights him on fire. Needless to say, he’s clinging for life. Idiot.
Another Idiot Crook
If you’re going to rob a store, don’t rob one that’s owned and run by an expert marksman.
The World Needs More People Like This
Anonymous lottery winner sends multi-million dollar winning ticket to local government to assist disaster victims of recent heavy rain storms and flooding. Full Story.
Jeopardy contestant breaks $1-million
I know, slightly old news, but after winning 38-games straight and $1,321,660 on “Jeopardy”, we’ll have to wait until next season to see if Ken Jennings will win any more. Waxy‘s got an image of all the various ways he’s drawn his name on the show. And there’s also a cult following.
Man Raises Stink — and Pigs
This is hilarious. A man wanted to change the zoning of his property from agricultural to commercial. When the city and the neighbors rejected his request, he put 17 pigs in his front yard — and because his land is zoned agricultural, there’s nothing authorities can do about it, despite the neighbor’s gripes. He also says if the zoning request is rejected again, he’ll put 500 hogs on his property.
Moronic Crook For The Day
Crooks trying to steal the night deposit bag from a business instead run off with a worker’s lunch bag. Idiots.
A Real Life Simpson’s Episode
Remember the episode where Homer got lured to the police station thanks to a post card in the mail offering him a free boat? You never think things like that happens in real life until you read about it later.
Microsoft Presenter Looks Like Idiot
At the BlogOn conference, a Microsoft presenter asked his audience how many of them used Internet Explorer, and not a single person raised their hand:
Probably 99 times out of 100 when he asks that question all the hands go up, right? Well first there was a pause and then a giggle and then a whoop of laughter as the audience looked around and realized that NO ONE had raised a hand. The presenter was thrown off his mark, but he recovered and said, “Wow! Okay how many of you wish we’d fix IE so you could use it?”
Still no hands….
Informal survey afterwards said the Windows users in the crowd were all using the latest Firefox. Wouldn’t it be amazing if Mozilla ended up winning in the end?
Link via Waxy.
Florida Loses Voting Records
Apparently getting ready to swing the vote in the 2004 election, Florida has lost a pile of voting records from a 2002 election.